blonde joke for today :)

Aireanna Wyndcather · November 6, 2002, 6:12 pm

Blondes/Men 11/6/2002
hey everyone,

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very

attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars

on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm

completely nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the

dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down

and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and

her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally,

one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral of the story:

Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

I am woman hear me RAWR!!
Airey

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » November 6, 2002, 7:04 pm

Umm....yea.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » November 6, 2002, 7:46 pm

Ummm could you get naked for us?

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » November 6, 2002, 9:22 pm

Bwahahaha that joke owns

Damiarch · Post by **Damiarch** » November 6, 2002, 9:32 pm

Get bavck in the kitch en damnit!!!

Fumita · Post by **Fumita** » November 6, 2002, 11:57 pm

/agree damiarch
You shoulda been in that kitchen bakin pies rather than giving blondes more credit than they deserve

Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » November 7, 2002, 3:37 am

How does a blonde turn on the light?

She opens the car door.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » November 7, 2002, 10:59 am

Umm Xyun, that should be How does a blonde turn on the lights after sex?

Then it is funnier, but still not THAT funny

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » November 7, 2002, 11:12 am

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.