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New Blockbuster Ad Campaign

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http://www.penny-arcade.com/blockbuster.gif

hehe, Gabe at Penny Arcade wrote a nice article about it and actually got a response from some dude at Blockbuster.
At least that is what this advertisement says to me.

I was flipping through the latest issue of OPM when I saw this thing. Blockbuster apparently purchased a full page advertisement in order to tell me that they think I'm a fool. Thank you Blockbuster, now I really want to purchase your products. Seriously, is this what they think we are like? Is this what corporate fuckwits picture when they think about gamers?

Obviously this ad is intended to get gamers interested in renting games from Blockbuster. So they decided the best way to do that would be to lure us in with an unflattering caricature of our subculture. I can just imagine a table full of advertising execs trying desperately to pin down the defining characteristics of that most sought after of all demographics, the 18-24 year old male. "They wear funny clothes like a clown or a hippy," says one exec before he takes a long pull from his coffee coolata. "Their hair is really messy," says another as he tries desperately not to think about his erectile dysfunction and the devastating effect it has had on his marriage. "I saw one today at the mall and he seemed very extreme." They all nod and murmur in agreement. "So what we need then is a messy-haired clown who seems vaguely extreme." Then they all pat each other on the back and joke about who is buying lunch. Jackasses.

Even if you were to look past the insulting picture you're treated to even more indignities. Every bit of copy was carefully written to appeal to young gamers by people who are not young, much less gamers. My favorite bit of advice from the ad is:

"Keep your elbows bent. Better for gripping the controller. Holding all those games from BLOCKBUSTER. And for keeping your opponent away from your snacks. (Get your own #@&% cheeseballs, cheeseball!)"

Boy if I had a nickel for every time I called one of my buddies a cheeseball… I guess I wouldn't have a single fucking nickel. Then at the bottom they suggest I sign up for their free spam, erm… I mean E-newsletter. If I can expect the same level of disparaging imagery and trite bullshit, sign my ass up!

-Gabe out
There's more if you wanna go read it.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/
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Post by kyoukan »

Dear Gabe,

It's not a sub-culture; it's a hobby. You fat, stupid nerd.

Sincerely,

me

PS. the guy in the blockbuster ad is cooler than you.
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Post by Sinzar »

so what was blockbusters response?
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Post by Kguku »

Their response was:

We noticed that you have a late fee of $0.75 on your card, Gabe, and will be sending out a collection notice for this immediately.

Have a nice day, and please continue to rent at Blockbuster!
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At least Blockbuster isn't as stupid as Hollywood. My dad assessed an 80 dollar fine and they won't bill him or his credit card. Fucking retards butt fucks...

I actually told them to just fucking bill it but NOOO!

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Wow, i never would of imagine someone who plays game dressing up in value village clothes...
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Post by Voronwë »

i'm gonna have to agree with Kyo on this one.

i happen to like to play a computer game as one of my hobbies. i'm not going to lobby for a check box on the 2010 census for Wood Elf though...
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Post by Xouqoa »

I dunno, I think there are people that are far more into games and such to the point that it goes beyond a hobby. The word sub-culture could be loosely applied to the gamer community.
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