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On a lighter note...

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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey

"hey! what are you doing?"

The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side then asks the lizard, "what's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "hey ! you!" The Monkey looks down and says "fuuuuuuck dude.......how much water >did you drink?!!"
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Post by Tegellan »

Rofl, that joke is actually good.
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Post by Xorian »

:)
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Post by Akaran_D »

That was good, heh.
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Post by mandalynn-veeshan »

lol that was funny
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I liked that. :lol:
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Post by Toall »

LMAO... that was funny...
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Post by Taly »

hahaha that was great!
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Post by Ebumar »

wtf is this, atokal posting something productive? Has the world come to a crash?

....please post something retarded so we can go back making fun of you.
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