Blonde Joke for today.

[Bubba Grizz]

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches
up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck,
and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window,
and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are
losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
again catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs
up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers
the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde
says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are
losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up,
knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she
says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some
of your load!"

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and
races to the next light. When he stops this time, he
hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the
blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,
he says...

"Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Wisconsin and
I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

[Zamtuk]

umm, no.

[Ennia]

it's a total mystery to me why this joke didn't end like 3 paragraphs sooner.

[Bubba Grizz]

Are you blonde?

[Ennia]

who?

in case you're asking me, I used to be blond, does that count?

my beef with this joke is it would be 10 times funnier if he politely answered after her first stupid comment.

just my opinion of course, blond or not

[Fairweather Pure]

Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

[Krimson Klaw]

I don't get it.

[Krimson Klaw]

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian bragged, "We were the first in space!" The American retorted, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you fool. You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

[Silvarel Mistmoon]

A blonde and her boyfriend go to a local football game. After the game the boyfriend asks what she thought of the game. The blonde says "It was ok, but I can't believe all the fuss over 25 cents." her boyfriend says "25 cents? " she says "Yeah, at the start of the game I saw them toss a quarter and the rest of the game they kept yelling "GET THE QUARTER BACK! GET THE QUARTER BACK!"

[Tegellan]

Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?
A: Show her your weener under a glass table

[Kylere]

Ishtanna

thx

[Sirensa]

Ok jumping on the cheesy blond joke bandwagon...

Q. What's the difference between a blond and a trampoline?
A. You have to take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

[Aabidano]

Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?

A: Two brunettes.

[Gnomies]

1st one:

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it."
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"


2nd one:

Q:What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

A:Is it mine?