A Glimpse Into the Eye of Madness

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » November 17, 2004, 7:23 pm

<Sylvos_wrk> i will watch the apprentice
<Sylvos_wrk> only because i think Carolyn is fucking naughty as hell
<Sylvos_wrk> god the naughty things i'd do to her
<Sylvos_wrk> i wanna fuck her so bad
<Sylvos_wrk> god she is like "FUCK ME HARD" face
<Sylvos_wrk> im like GOD
<Sylvos_wrk> i bet she'd whip the shit out of my ballsack
<Sylvos_wrk> She's a Naughty Nymphette
<Sylvos_wrk> god i'd like to grab her and some peanut butter and make a jelly sandwich
<Sylvos_wrk> she's fucking spicy hot
<Sylvos_wrk> i'd like to take her and some cottage cheese and have he rub it all over my ass while calling me Captain Chaos and the CHeese Bridgage
<Sylvos_wrk> carolyn is hot hot hot
<Sylvos_wrk> jamaacia hot hot hot
<Sylvos_wrk> she's jingo danceing she's jingo prancing singing hot hot hot

<Sylvos_wrk> i bet martha stewart can still fuck like a vixen
<Sylvos_wrk> that bitch could suck a golfball through a garden hose then bake me a fucking pie.
<Sylvos_wrk> oh man can you imagine martha stewart in a red leather bustierre and a 9 prong cat of nine tails telling you "Good housekeeping - good pleasure"
<Sylvos_wrk> then beating your ass
<Sylvos_wrk> Matha Stewart - Bondage Jail Fairy
* Sylvos_wrk is now known as Martha_Stewart
<Martha_Stewart> oh thess i wanna spank you with my wooden spoons
<Martha_Stewart> maybe i'll make some cake batter and pour it over you while i use a rolling pin on your ass
<Martha_Stewart> then we can dust the living room and have sex on the new white linens

I have looked madness in the eye, and I am afraid.

noel · Post by **noel** » November 17, 2004, 7:36 pm

Looks reasonable to me...

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » November 17, 2004, 7:38 pm

what? You don't like Martha Stewart?

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » November 17, 2004, 7:42 pm

Sylvos_wrk wrote:<Sylvos_wrk> oh man can you imagine martha stewart in a red leather bustierre and a 9 prong cat of nine tails telling you "Good housekeeping - good pleasure"

This one was the Win for me.

Adelrune Argenti · Post by **Adelrune Argenti** » November 17, 2004, 8:05 pm

That is scary, Sylvos. Seriously, seek help or something.

Moonwynd · Post by **Moonwynd** » November 17, 2004, 8:20 pm

I smell a Celebrity Death Match...

If Carolyn were in prison she would be Martha's bitch...

masteen · Post by **masteen** » November 18, 2004, 1:22 pm

Moonwynd wrote:If Carolyn were in prison she would be Martha's bitch...

So would you.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » November 18, 2004, 2:13 pm

So embarrassing.

Thank god Mike Shula is female's answer to Carolyn. Otherwise, I dunno what I would do.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » November 18, 2004, 2:16 pm

Who's Carolyn?

Link please.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » November 18, 2004, 2:18 pm

You retard, scroll up and see her picture.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » November 18, 2004, 2:24 pm

I'm on my lab box, most inline images don't show.

Got it from highlighting the above posts.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » November 18, 2004, 2:43 pm

keep in mind, the poster did not include the follow up text nor the rest of the conversation that makes the subject look less insane.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » November 18, 2004, 2:54 pm

Mostly I edited out our horrified screams of terror and Caneleks joining you in the madness

Moonwynd · Post by **Moonwynd** » November 18, 2004, 3:47 pm

masteen wrote:
Moonwynd wrote:If Carolyn were in prison she would be Martha's bitch...
So would you.

I would love every second of it too! I've never had a hand crafted toaster cozy rammed up my rectum for being a naughty boy...

At least not by Martha Stewart.

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » November 18, 2004, 5:06 pm

Moonwynd wrote: I've never had a hand crafted toaster cozy rammed up my rectum for being a naughty boy...

At least not by Martha Stewart.

I thought that was your Shaun Cassidy fantasy!

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » November 18, 2004, 5:35 pm

Mmmmm Shaun Cassidy - rawr.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » November 18, 2004, 5:37 pm

Sirensa wrote:Mmmmm Shaun Cassidy - rawr.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » November 18, 2004, 5:40 pm

K... for the record, he looked WAY BETTER when I was six and got my first Shaun Cassidy album.

:D:D:D

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » November 18, 2004, 5:48 pm

well we all know Stragi is Gay for David Cassidy.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » November 18, 2004, 6:11 pm

your mom is gay
good luck figuring out 14 without brenda's help loser
you suck loser sucking at sucking
if you were handicapped you could be a retarded private eye and you'd tell your clients "CASE SOHOLVED HERE ARE YMBBEANS HI"
you suck

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » November 18, 2004, 6:58 pm

i solved 14 without help unlike you TARD!
HAHAHAH
EAT GARBONZO BEANS FREAK

ps. I wrote your name down on a piece of paper.
Norman pissed all over it.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » November 18, 2004, 9:08 pm

Carolyn is rather hot....

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » November 18, 2004, 10:03 pm

Now that I'm home and can actually see her, she's not too shabby.

Post by **Sylvus** » November 19, 2004, 12:57 am

wtf, there's an irc channel now???

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » November 19, 2004, 1:31 am

Sylvus wrote:wtf, there's an irc channel now???

Yes. Wait. No... What?

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » November 19, 2004, 1:53 am

Sylvus wrote:wtf, there's an irc channel now???

It is a figment of your imagination. You are straying from your training, young grasshopper. FOCUS!

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