Typical Chanter

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » October 28, 2002, 5:52 am

This may have been posted before but it's funny enough to repost.

Cat doing its best enchanter impression. Trying its best to keep the beast Mezzed but it breaks at the end. (druid probably DOT'd it : )

Mezz Breaks

1.7 MB Mpeg.

Lindain · Post by **Lindain** » October 28, 2002, 8:22 am

LMAO!

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » October 28, 2002, 10:45 am

Holy shit, ROFL!

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » October 28, 2002, 12:02 pm

LMAO Priceless! Chanter Down!!

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » October 28, 2002, 12:25 pm

Heh, first time I saw that it was titled "Lethaprawn vs. Amy knight"

Durew · Post by **Durew** » October 28, 2002, 1:40 pm

LOL That was some funny stuff

Axien_Dellusions · Post by **Axien_Dellusions** » October 28, 2002, 2:55 pm

ROFLMAO! Dazzle wore off to quickly.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » October 28, 2002, 2:56 pm

LOL that is too funny...

Aarinu · Post by **Aarinu** » October 28, 2002, 4:21 pm

Seen that before, but not with that heading. Funny as hell anyway you look at it. Here's a nice little post found on an enchanter board:

SCREAMING SOB! RIGHT HERE! Yeah, PAL! I'm talking to YOU!!

You want haste? I got your MF'n Haste! SEE THE CONCERN IN MY EYE?
Do you see those FIVE mezzd mobs!!!?
Do you see that I have two adds and I am frantically color stunning one mob off the cleric because she had to COMPLETE HEAL your DUMB ASS when you went to pull that 5 mob train at 20 health?!!!!

What?! MEZ Add! Hell yes, I've seen the add! That's what I do you DORK! I MEZ ADDS!
KILL MONSTER! What if I SAID "KILL MONSTER" ALL THE DAMN TIME?????

Excuse me - you've had Clarity for TEN FRIGGIN MINUTES - COULD I GET A HP BUFF PLEASE!!! before I wade into 4 mobs and put my 523 Ac/ 833 HP skinny High elf butt cheeks in front of mobs that double attack for 109's?

NO I DO NOT WANT CELESTIAL HEALING CAST ON ME WHEN I AM AT 20 HEALTH YOU MORON. I AM NOT A TANK!!!!!

Do you know that if you TARGET the mob that I CALLED and you type 4 charachters - /ass - and look at the TARGET box and see MY NAME that you need to TAUNT ONE MORE FIKKING TIME!!!!

Do you know that I DON"T ROOT MOBS FOR THE HELL OF IT - I ROOT BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST YOU AND YOU SCARE THE LIVING SH!T OUT OF ME!

Yes - Mister cleric! _ You Have 3 stuns! NEATO!!

Why don't you LOAD ONE OF THEM! Gee - maybe you should LOAD A ROOT TOO you IMBECILE!

Hi Mr. Melee Class - DONT SAVE ME!
Don't EVER SAVE ME UNLESS I GURGLE "HEKKPLP ME" !!.

LET ME DIE! I don't CARE! I've died more from being saved than I've EVER DIED from tanks That JUST STAY ON THE DAMN MOB!!!!!

Hi MR DRUID - IF YOU DOT or AOE blast that mob ONE MORE TIME I'm GONNA STICK THAT FALCHION UP YOUR ASS.

Hello PET CLASS - I HATE YOU - I HATE ALL OF YOU! When Jojober is on THE WRONG MOB I WILL STUN MANY, MANY TIMES.

YOUR JOB is to hit /pet back off 8 BILLION TIMES A SECOND until I get it MEZZED so that your Frikking UBER PET won't DIE and then I have to hit stun MANY, MANY TIMES to save YOU!!!!

Hello my wonderful cleric. HAVE ME TARGETTED!!!!!! IF you go out for a sandwich or a SHOT OF TEQUILA LET ME KNOW!!!!

I'm DIEING AND WHERE THE HELL IS MY HEAL!!!!

GRRRRRR!!!!!!

Here is the link if your interested:
http://forums.crgaming.com/eqbb/viewtop ... sc&start=0

Xorg Silverwolf · Post by **Xorg Silverwolf** » October 28, 2002, 4:51 pm

I originaly saw that posted with the title:
"Zeepgnome mezzing a Amy Knight"

Old OGs will remember that post.

Still hallarious. Makes me ROFL everytime.

Metanis · Post by **Metanis** » October 28, 2002, 5:44 pm

Anyone that knows Reg... gotta love enchanters

!

Karli · Post by **Karli** » October 28, 2002, 6:15 pm

LOL.. I can watch that over and over again and LMAO every time!!

Karli - 61 enchanter
Veeshan

Sinzar · Post by **Sinzar** » October 29, 2002, 5:46 am

omg hahahah

Valgul · Post by **Valgul** » October 29, 2002, 7:47 pm

I love it. Reminds me of ToV Raids

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » October 30, 2002, 5:39 pm

Very funny, but needs cleaning up. Here is a fixed up version.

<a target="_blank" href="http://www.searyx.com/Cat%20Fight.divx">Right Click Here and Select "Save Target As..." to download Cat Fight.divx</a>

VeeshanVault

Typical Chanter

Typical Chanter

lol!

Oh yeah, this is my wife Regnad!