SEXCOW

[Canelek]

By GWAR

http://www.ourvworld.com/koepics/gwarsexcow.mp3

Barnyard Stomp
all the animals and you
I got a dog
I got a cat
I got a hog
I got a bat
I got a monkey fish
I got a funky fish
I got a pig log dig dog
Turkey log
Corny Cobb
Bag dang ding dong
Slap a dappy wiggy wam
Sex Cow!
Barnyard Stomp
All the animals
Barnyard Stomp
I'm stomping animals
Barnyard Stomp
I'm stomping animals with you
Barnyard Stomp
All the animals
Barnyard Stomp
I'm stomping animals
Barnyard Stomp
I'm stomping animals with you
I got you
got you
Down in the dark where the wild things grow
We're in there where the people don't go
Licking and sticking and piercing the pud
Blowing and hoeing and covered in mud
We don't care what the people say
Every day is tree frog day
Still they say we live in scuz land
But that's where I met my cuzband
Sex Cow!
I'm in love with a crazy sex cow
Baby I don't even know your name
Once you love
sex cow
Ain't nothing gonna be the same
You're just a sex cow
sex cow

[Laliana]

sex cow!

[Seebs]

Utterly Disgusting.

I'm milking this thread

[Canelek]

Seebs, DO NOT DENY THE POWER OF SEXCOW!

[Canelek]

Oh! I have another one for your listening pleasure, song DL above lyrics...

By Fat Mike.....

http://www.ourvworld.com/koepics/LizaandLouise.MP3

"Liza & Louise"

Liza's had enough of men,
She says, she won't get burned again,
She says, they don't know how to fuck,
Her last boyfriend, the shmuck,
Shared with her a nice disease,
Kept her passive, on her knees,
Till one day she took his car,
And drove it to the city.

Liza had put down a few,
When she met this girl named Lou,
Who convinced her to go home with her,
She said, "My name's Louise,
Now would you take your clothes off please?
I wanna take you to the moon and back,
So get on your back."

With a flick of the tongue,
She made her scream,
She made her laugh ,
She made her dance,
She was happy for the first time,
And you know she wanted more.

Now with her legs spread wider,
She needed to have Louise inside her,
She said, "I'll never forget the first time you kissed me,
Now I want you to fist me."
Louise didn't need a second invitation,
She knew just what to do,
Yeah she knew just what to do.
Liza had cum a few times before,
But she had never even seen the door,
Into the world of pleasures of the flesh,
She felt just like 16,
And her life before now was a dream,
Or even a nightmare that's over and done,
Just like warm healing rays,
Shining from the sun.

They make her beam,
They make her laugh,
They make her dance.
She was happy for the first time,
And you know she wanted more.
You know she wanted more.
You know she wanted more.

[Canelek]

And All I have to say is... NEVER DENY THE HAMMOND ORGAN!

Grant Green & Blue Note and Co > ALL


http://www.ourvworld.com/koepics/GoodGracious.mp3

[Canelek]

Oh, and this orgasmic track:

http://www.ourvworld.com/koepics/GrantGreenTuneUp.mp3


EDIT: I suppose this belongs in the music forum.


sexcow

[Cracc]

MMMM sexcow!

[Bren]

omgyourewierd.

[archeiron]

*sniff* *sniff* I smell post farming; this place is thick with manure.

[Canelek]

omgyourewierd.

[Bren]

lol

[masteen]

In honor of this fine pharm thread

Green acres is the place for me.
Farm livin' is the life for me.
Land spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.

New York is where I'd rather stay.
I get allergic smelling hay.
I just adore a penthouse view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me Park Avenue.

...The chores.
...The stores.
...Fresh air.
...Times Square

You are my wife.
Good bye, city life.
Green Acres we are there.

[Akaran_D]

That (sexcow) was probably one of the worst songs I've heard in the last ten years.