I Might vote for Kerry!!!

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » October 28, 2004, 9:45 am

I have noticed a awful lot of Kerry bumber stickers on cars as of late, Now I have also noticed a large increase in handicap stickers on those same cars.

So my question is Do you get a handicap sticker with your Kerry bumber sticker or do you get a Kerry bumber sticker when you get a handicap sticker?

Depending on the answer I might vote for Kerry.

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » October 28, 2004, 9:48 am

Just making sure I still have you on ignore.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » October 28, 2004, 9:50 am

Lynks wrote:Just making sure I still have you on ignore.

Just making sure your still a cunt.............................................................. yes you still are.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » October 28, 2004, 11:15 am

cart i think you'll have no problem getting a doctors note for a handicap sticker.

you can still vote for bush.

Post by **Sylvus** » October 28, 2004, 11:38 am

I'm just wondering, did anyone else notice that prior to yesterday, Cart hadn't posted in 20 days. What were all of your thoughts on the board the last three weeks? CE seemed to be a bit more productive place, imo.

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » October 28, 2004, 11:41 am

Cart, if you vote for Kerry I'll write a note of mental handicap for ya to take to the Court House. Of course I'm not a Dr. so they will probably throw it out but hell I'll try

Marb

noel · Post by **noel** » October 28, 2004, 12:00 pm

Sylvus wrote:I'm just wondering, did anyone else notice that prior to yesterday, Cart hadn't posted in 20 days. What were all of your thoughts on the board the last three weeks? CE seemed to be a bit more productive place, imo.

By far. Irrelevant distraction at best.

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » October 28, 2004, 12:19 pm

Cartalas wrote:
Lynks wrote:Just making sure I still have you on ignore.

Just making sure your still a cunt.............................................................. yes you still are.

You fucking mental midget.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » October 28, 2004, 12:27 pm

Sylvus wrote:I'm just wondering, did anyone else notice that prior to yesterday, Cart hadn't posted in 20 days. What were all of your thoughts on the board the last three weeks? CE seemed to be a bit more productive place, imo.

You mean after you blocked my IP's, Now if you say you didnt Im calling you a liar.

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » October 28, 2004, 12:30 pm

So if you get a handicapped sticker, you'll vote for Kerry.

You're handicapped alright... mentally.

Post by **Sylvus** » October 28, 2004, 12:30 pm

Call me a liar. If I wanted you banned you wouldn't be posting right now.

YOU WOULDENT LAST THIRTEE SECONDS!!!1!1!!

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » October 28, 2004, 12:34 pm

Sylvus wrote:Call me a liar. If I wanted you banned you wouldn't be posting right now.

YOU WOULDENT LAST THIRTEE SECONDS!!!1!1!!

Liar! Banning me would cause a uproar, but blocking my IP is a easier solution as you have done. You see you can claim ignorance with the later.

noel · Post by **noel** » October 28, 2004, 12:36 pm

Cartalas wrote:...with the later.

Did you mean ladder?

Post by **Sylvus** » October 28, 2004, 12:44 pm

Cartalas wrote:
Sylvus wrote:Call me a liar. If I wanted you banned you wouldn't be posting right now.

YOU WOULDENT LAST THIRTEE SECONDS!!!1!1!!

Liar! Banning me would cause a uproar, but blocking my IP is a easier solution as you have done. You see you can claim ignorance with the later.

Haha, like there'd be an uproar. You're a nuisance at best, you didn't post for 3 weeks and nobody even mentioned you short of them bringing your name up when they talked about who they hated the most. Your worthless posts were not even missed, I don't think anyone even noticed that you weren't posting.

Jice Virago · Post by **Jice Virago** » October 28, 2004, 12:54 pm

Uproar over you being banned? Please. You've even been annoying the people who share your narrow minded views lately. You greatly overestimate your personal worth if you think that being the most prolific annoyance poster somehow makes you indespensable. We have other neocons who are more intelligent and articulate than you (Metanis, Midnyte), we have other one line trollers who are far more original and entertaining than you (Kyo and stragi), we have hate mongerers who are way more despised than you (Atokal, Shaera), we have pet trolls who were more fun to root out than you (Searyx and Hammerstalker), we have young kiddies who are way more obnoxious than you are (sweetkastings, GothRanger), we have people who are more opinionated than you (Killmol and myself), we have people who are more stubborn than you are (Winnow, Adex), we have people who are more partisan than you are (Thess, Rekaar), and we even have people who are more out of touch with reality than you are (Yildian and his tranny gf Dakumura).

So tell me, Cart, what unique thing is it that you think you contribute to this board exactly? Outside of being the standard for rock bottom uselessess around here, I have no clue. I guess we get to repeat the cycle of you annoying the piss out of everyone, getting smacked around, and then going into hiding for a couple weeks.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » October 28, 2004, 1:05 pm

Cart is still hoping to collecting residual checks from his "i didnt know they had the internet at the Taco Bell drivethru" flame on aranuil 3 years ago.

Runcade · Post by **Runcade** » October 28, 2004, 1:06 pm

noel wrote:
Cartalas wrote:...with the later.
Did you mean ladder?

He meant latter.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » October 28, 2004, 1:13 pm

This thread demands a comment about stolen megahurtz.
TRUANT I'M LEAVING THIS ONE TO YOU BRO!

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » October 28, 2004, 1:25 pm

Cartalas wrote:Liar! Banning me would cause a uproar...

Like anyone would even miss you. You'd just be a vague memory of that annoying asshole who derailed every thread to demonstrate what a retard you are.

Really, we got the point a long time ago. You don't need to try so hard.

(insert canned one-liner response from Cartalas involving the word cunt here)

miir · Post by **miir** » October 28, 2004, 1:28 pm

Stragi wrote:This thread demands a comment about stolen megahurtz.
TRUANT I'M LEAVING THIS ONE TO YOU BRO!

Let's ask Norman.

Niffoni · Post by **Niffoni** » October 28, 2004, 1:58 pm

Only stupid people respond to Cart threads!

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » October 28, 2004, 2:07 pm

Jice Virago wrote:Uproar over you being banned? Please. You've even been annoying the people who share your narrow minded views lately. You greatly overestimate your personal worth if you think that being the most prolific annoyance poster somehow makes you indespensable. We have other neocons who are more intelligent and articulate than you (Metanis, Midnyte), we have other one line trollers who are far more original and entertaining than you (Kyo and stragi), we have hate mongerers who are way more despised than you (Atokal, Shaera), we have pet trolls who were more fun to root out than you (Searyx and Hammerstalker), we have young kiddies who are way more obnoxious than you are (sweetkastings, GothRanger), we have people who are more opinionated than you (Killmol and myself), we have people who are more stubborn than you are (Winnow, Adex), we have people who are more partisan than you are (Thess, Rekaar), and we even have people who are more out of touch with reality than you are (Yildian and his tranny gf Dakumura).

So tell me, Cart, what unique thing is it that you think you contribute to this board exactly? Outside of being the standard for rock bottom uselessess around here, I have no clue. I guess we get to repeat the cycle of you annoying the piss out of everyone, getting smacked around, and then going into hiding for a couple weeks.

I annoy you and your kind that in itself is fun.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » October 28, 2004, 2:08 pm

I annoy you and your kind that in itself is fun.

That may be the truest statement that will be muttered on the boards today.

noel · Post by **noel** » October 28, 2004, 2:13 pm

Runcade wrote:
noel wrote:
Cartalas wrote:...with the later.
Did you mean ladder?
He meant latter.

It's Cartalas. 50/50 odds I confused him.

Is your sarcasm filter broken?

Jice Virago · Post by **Jice Virago** » October 28, 2004, 2:18 pm

Akaran_D wrote:
I annoy you and your kind that in itself is fun.
That may be the truest statement that will be muttered on the boards today.

Its also pretty pathetic when you consider that his existance is so devoid of any meaning that he has to come here and get wailed on periodically for attention. Its even more pathetic when you realize that there are other people who are actually better at annoying people, further making him a waste of time.

Siji · Post by **Siji** » October 28, 2004, 3:04 pm

Cartalas wrote:Banning me would cause a uproar

Hah. Haha.. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..

*ahem*

Carry on.

noel · Post by **noel** » October 28, 2004, 3:09 pm

Siji wrote:
Cartalas wrote:Banning me would cause a uproar
Hah. Haha.. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..

*ahem*

Carry on.

Maybe he meant like a celebration. Like in Boston right now...

miir · Post by **miir** » October 28, 2004, 3:10 pm

Siji wrote:
Cartalas wrote:Banning me would cause a uproar
Hah. Haha.. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..

*ahem*

Carry on.

Put your money where your mouth is.. (or put your mouth where my money is).

Accept a ban... a complete and total ban.
If there is an uproar, you come back.
If there is no uproar, you stay gone.

Deal?

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » October 28, 2004, 3:13 pm

miir wrote:
Siji wrote:
Cartalas wrote:Banning me would cause a uproar
Hah. Haha.. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..

*ahem*

Carry on.
Put your money where your mouth is.. (or put your mouth where my money is).

Accept a ban... a complete and total ban.
If there is an uproar, you come back.
If there is no uproar, you stay gone.

Deal?

Now what would that prove Anal Al? If I was banned for speaking my mind then yes it would prove something.

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » October 28, 2004, 3:22 pm

Cartalas wrote: Now what would that prove Anal Al? If I was banned for speaking my mind then yes it would prove something.

Your posts are seldom longer than one or two sentences. I wouldn't call that so much speaking your mind as much as 'Trolling'. Come on, say something funny, that's what most of the people supporting you say. I have yet to see the goods though. =D

[Show]: Expecting a lame 'your mom' joke.

-=Lohrno

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » October 28, 2004, 4:22 pm

Lohrno wrote:
Cartalas wrote: Now what would that prove Anal Al? If I was banned for speaking my mind then yes it would prove something.
Your posts are seldom longer than one or two sentences. I wouldn't call that so much speaking your mind as much as 'Trolling'. Come on, say something funny, that's what most of the people supporting you say. I have yet to see the goods though. =D
-=Lohrno

Well, it says something about Cartalas mind

Post by **Sylvus** » October 28, 2004, 6:17 pm

Cartalas wrote:Now what would that prove Anal Al? If I was banned for speaking my mind then yes it would prove something.

haha, speaking your mind. That's rich. If you were to be banned, it would be because you are a worthless and utter troll who almost constantly violates the few rules we have here. I'm tempted to do it just to prove you wrong that there would be an uproar. How many people constitutes an uproar anyway?

I'm nearly certain that other than the accounts that you would create to try and circumvent the ban, two or three people would miss you. So far there hasn't even been one person in your corner.

Kguku · Post by **Kguku** » October 28, 2004, 7:57 pm

Cartalas wrote:Now what would that prove Anal Al? If I was banned for speaking my mind then yes it would prove something.

If calling people "cunts" and having stupid one liners like "fuck you ass pirate!!!" are what you consider speaking your mind, then that speaks volumes as to what kind of grey matter (or the lack of in your case) your mind is made up of.

Thess · Post by **Thess** » October 28, 2004, 8:00 pm

I know he's been 'missing' for awhile, but remember - the people who have him on ignore appreciate him not being quoted!

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » October 28, 2004, 8:17 pm

Im strongly against banning anyone, if they are nothing more then dumbass trolls then just ignore them and let us drive them out ala seryx

noel · Post by **noel** » October 28, 2004, 10:21 pm

Xzion wrote:Im strongly against banning anyone, if they are nothing more then dumbass trolls then just ignore them and let us drive them out ala seryx

I don't agree with you, though I very much appreciate your viewpoint.

Searyx was a nuisance of epic proportions for FAR longer than he needed to be. A simple ban would have saved the real community several months of his bullshit, whereas the ignore feature wasted valuable mod time to implement. That time would have been better served on implementing any number of USEFUL forum features such as birthdays, better voting systems, better handling of wide images, attachments, etc. Unfortunately, we'd just recovered from the over-reaching moderation that was on the IGN forums, and there was a huge adversion to any kind of moderation, even moderation that made sense.

Cartalas constantly derails on-topic threads with off-topic and inane conversation. The real problem is that he's prolific and he ruins a large number of good threads with his 1-2 line comments which are generally on par with the type of comments you'd expect from a 6th grader both in content and in punctuation/grammar/spelling.

Very simply, he adds nothing of value to this community and more specifically this forum and he constantly disobeys the few rules we have here, and disrespects the moderators. He needs to go. When he didn't post for 20 days, no one missed him, and the signal to noise ratio in this forum was the best it's been in a LONG time.

PS I realize I'm a FUCKING ASSHOLE for bringing up punctuation/grammar/spelling, and will accept whatever negativity people want to direct my way for bringing it up.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » October 28, 2004, 10:24 pm

Stragi wrote:This thread demands a comment about stolen megahurtz.
TRUANT I'M LEAVING THIS ONE TO YOU BRO!

1.21 GIGAWATTS!1!

sorry i'm late, let's roll.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » October 29, 2004, 12:30 pm

Truant wrote:
Stragi wrote:This thread demands a comment about stolen megahurtz.
TRUANT I'M LEAVING THIS ONE TO YOU BRO!
1.21 GIGAWATTS!1!

sorry i'm late, let's roll.

HOLEE FUKC!
welcome to the jungle, baby!

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » October 29, 2004, 12:32 pm

use ignore or stop complaining.

now back to the regularly scheduled shenanigans.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » October 29, 2004, 12:36 pm

Truant wrote:
Stragi wrote:This thread demands a comment about stolen megahurtz.
TRUANT I'M LEAVING THIS ONE TO YOU BRO!
1.21 GIGAWATTS!1!

sorry i'm late, let's roll.

It's actually 2.21 GIGAWATTS!!!

Forgive me while I go back to 1985 to pick up some plutonium at the cornerstore.

noel · Post by **noel** » October 29, 2004, 12:42 pm

Animalor wrote:
Truant wrote:
Stragi wrote:This thread demands a comment about stolen megahurtz.
TRUANT I'M LEAVING THIS ONE TO YOU BRO!
1.21 GIGAWATTS!1!

sorry i'm late, let's roll.
It's actually 2.21 GIGAWATTS!!!

Forgive me while I go back to 1985 to pick up some plutonium at the cornerstore.

I'd bet a substantial amount of VVs that it's 1.21 Gigawatts.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088763/quotes

Younger Dr. Emmett Brown : [running out of the room] 1.21 gigawatts? 1.21 gigawatts? Great Scott!
Marty McFly : [following] What the hell is a gigawatt?

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » October 29, 2004, 12:48 pm

Well damn. I could've sworn...

Ah well

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » October 29, 2004, 1:21 pm

I VARY SMALL U CHEAT VARY BIG DOCTOR JONES!

Mak · Post by **Mak** » October 30, 2004, 1:06 pm

I know this was a joke thread, but I'm half tempted to vote for Kerry just to see how he's going to inspect 100% of cargo coming throught US ports. And, presumably, since it makes no sense not to, 100% of trucks driving in from Mexico and Canada.