Noel vs Winnow

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » October 28, 2004, 12:38 pm

noel wrote:That wasn't an offer.

I know you're not threatening all of us, so I was just trying to figure out what you're after.

Sounded like a offer to me my little Butt Bandit!! Now it is all clear why you hate Bush ( No Pun intended), He effects your love life. Now I can see that the rejection you recieved in EQ was to much to bear but come on Noel to start catching for the other side.

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » October 28, 2004, 12:39 pm

/agree Stragi

If you get thrown out of a Fan Faire for fighting, you're a fucking idiot.

noel · Post by **noel** » October 28, 2004, 12:39 pm

So you weren't just threatening ALL OF US?

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » October 28, 2004, 12:45 pm

GG, pay for a plane ticket. FLy to Fan Faire. Get into a fight over the internet IRL. GG COOL GUY! You realize that as soon as you throw a punch you will be jumped, thrown in jail, and then violated in the most unholy fashion by the criminals in the New Orleans jail cells. You'll probably end up bleeding to death via anal hemoraging from being assraped by Bubba and his buddies Darrell and Earl.

Then when you go home and people asked you how your vacation went, you can look blankly into the air as a tear begins to fall and you unconsciously move your hands to your rear as you try to fabricate a neat cool event and pray they never find out that you got buttfucked by bubba in jail.

btw
Hey Kilmoll. SUP!

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » October 28, 2004, 1:01 pm

If I had to go to prison for any lengthy amount of time, I would want Sylvos to be my cellmate.

sup Sylvos!

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » October 28, 2004, 1:04 pm

You wouldn't want Sylvos... I can't fathom the horror for spending any length of time with him in such a confined space!
He would break out into song randomly and you'd have no choice but to murder him to shut him up.. I bet he'd wear a dress too-like that latino con in Con-Air

p.s
sup

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » October 28, 2004, 1:08 pm

that might all depend on what song!

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » October 28, 2004, 1:19 pm

Let me see that thoooooooooong~!

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » October 28, 2004, 1:25 pm

Stragi wrote:You wouldn't want Sylvos... I can't fathom the horror for spending any length of time with him in such a confined space!
He would break out into song randomly and you'd have no choice but to murder him to shut him up.. I bet he'd wear a dress too-like that latino con in Con-Air

p.s
sup

Sylvos snores.

p.p.s. - HI STRAGIKINS!

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » October 28, 2004, 1:26 pm

YO WAT IS UP CHICA

Jice Virago · Post by **Jice Virago** » October 28, 2004, 1:33 pm

Cartalas wrote:This wet behind the ears eastern Minnesota boy as you call it has lived in New York City,LA,Dallas,Chicago,Detroit and Miami. And am i playing the IRL PK card? hmmm lets just say if I ever get the pleasure of meeting a few of you at a fan faire we will see how bold you are.

So basically you are like some sort of John the Baptist of white trash everywhere, traveling to all the shitholes of america and spreading the good word? Or are your parents divorced and just passing you around like a bad party favor so that no membe of your family has to endure your innane shit for too long?

Incidentally, anything I have said on this board I would just as readily say if you met me in person, as the handful who know me IRL would tell you. I don't think I am unique in that respect, either. Unlike you, most of us don't use the anonymity of the internet as means of being a douchebag without fear of retaliation. Finally, I (and several other posters here I am sure) have been in more fights that your little chicken shit ass will ever run away from and now that I am older and wiser, I've learned it is always more satisfying, challenging, and civil to thrash people verbally, rather than resort to violence. But I would not be above decking you if you were to be so foolish as to try something like that. Its just that I grew up and now have better uses of my personal energy like getting laid, but I guess none of that applies to you.

Honestly, I don't even know how you can expect to be taken at all seriously in attempts at physical intimidation when you can't even handle the verbal beatdown here without going into hiding periodically....

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » October 28, 2004, 1:38 pm

Sirensa wrote:
Stragi wrote:You wouldn't want Sylvos... I can't fathom the horror for spending any length of time with him in such a confined space!
He would break out into song randomly and you'd have no choice but to murder him to shut him up.. I bet he'd wear a dress too-like that latino con in Con-Air

p.s
sup
Sylvos snores.

p.p.s. - HI STRAGIKINS!

So does Sirensa
thx

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » October 28, 2004, 2:04 pm

Jice Virago wrote:
Cartalas wrote:This wet behind the ears eastern Minnesota boy as you call it has lived in New York City,LA,Dallas,Chicago,Detroit and Miami. And am i playing the IRL PK card? hmmm lets just say if I ever get the pleasure of meeting a few of you at a fan faire we will see how bold you are.
So basically you are like some sort of John the Baptist of white trash everywhere, traveling to all the shitholes of america and spreading the good word? Or are your parents divorced and just passing you around like a bad party favor so that no membe of your family has to endure your innane shit for too long?

Incidentally, anything I have said on this board I would just as readily say if you met me in person, as the handful who know me IRL would tell you. I don't think I am unique in that respect, either. Unlike you, most of us don't use the anonymity of the internet as means of being a douchebag without fear of retaliation. Finally, I (and several other posters here I am sure) have been in more fights that your little chicken shit ass will ever run away from and now that I am older and wiser, I've learned it is always more satisfying, challenging, and civil to thrash people verbally, rather than resort to violence. But I would not be above decking you if you were to be so foolish as to try something like that. Its just that I grew up and now have better uses of my personal energy like getting laid, but I guess none of that applies to you.

Honestly, I don't even know how you can expect to be taken at all seriously in attempts at physical intimidation when you can't even handle the verbal beatdown here without going into hiding periodically....

Oh the I use to be tough and now im a lover defense. Fuck you pussy boy.

Oh and Sylvos where did I say I would fly to a Fan Faire to get in a fight, All I said is that you pussys think your so tough behind the keyboard. If you meet someone in RL I bet 99% of you wouldnt say a word.

noel · Post by **noel** » October 28, 2004, 2:11 pm

I guarantee you I would say something. Guarantee.

Jice Virago · Post by **Jice Virago** » October 28, 2004, 2:15 pm

Some day when you finally get laid, you may come to realize that the only reason you were ever fighting was to burn off pent up testosterone. Once you get a real girlfriend, there is just no point in wasting time on macho man overkill shit like that. That doesn't mean your a pussy or even forgot how to beat some ass, it just means you only resort to it when the suituation calls for it and not every time your ego tells you to remind the world you have a penis.

And I stand by my statement that I would say all of the same things I do here if you met me in real life. The thing is, I would not have to, since there is no way a weak willed punk like you would ever have the balls to be as annoying in person as your board persona.

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » October 28, 2004, 2:23 pm

noel wrote:I'm not going to bother with point by point. You've made your decision; which I find wholly disappointing, but whatever.

Just what decision did I make?

noel wrote:
Atokal wrote:Why did you change your name to Noel?
1. It's my name.
2. You were calling me Noel in almost every thread anyway.
So I have caused you to change your name and your avatar? Hmmm.

noel wrote:I just wanted to point out that the only thing I asked for (condition if you prefer) was the following:
Don't ever call me or insinuate that I am a: rapist, cyber-rapist, etc.
The fact that you can't even agree to that says quite a bit. Again, this is coming from someone who has never stooped to calling you a pedophile.
I will agree to never call you a cyber rapist again. Now how about you brandishing that wit of yours equally when you see someone calling me a pedophile? Or you stop defending Dregor when he so richly deserves to be taken apart.

noel wrote:I also made the following suggestions for what I thought would improve your posting experience here and possibly eliminated the pedophile flame:
Show some respect for the moderators here.

No longer make RL attacks based on appearance
Dude, someone who is a mod should be unbiased in their use of power. I have yet to see this. Yes they do a great job of keeping the boards going for all of our enjoyment. Yet they have their favorites and weild the mod stick unfairly.

Only attack I made on someones RL looks was Dregor. It was done in a PM and I apologized for that. He however has continued with the Pedophile Bullshit and deserves anything he gets because of this.

He is a big boy and does not need you to defend him.

noel wrote: Vezot, I've seen your picture. How's your imaginary girlfriend, aka your hand, doing?

Just a reminder of insulting someones RL looks bro.

Cheers

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » October 28, 2004, 2:24 pm

Cartalas wrote:Oh and Sylvos where did I say I would fly to a Fan Faire to get in a fight, All I said is that you pussys think your so tough behind the keyboard. If you meet someone in RL I bet 99% of you wouldnt say a word.

No one would say a word, because no one will talk to you. Like Stragi said, you will be ignored.

noel · Post by **noel** » October 28, 2004, 2:31 pm

Perhaps I misread, but it appeared that you didn't want to accept my 'olive branch'.

Why is it that I shouldn't defend Dregor because he's a 'big boy', but I should defend you when people call you a pedophile. That seems like a double standard to me.

I will very happily submit to a 3-day to one-week ban for that comment about Vezot. I believe in equal enforcement and it was completely wrong for me to say that.

As far as the name change/avatar, I would say yes to both. Congrats? I doubt the avatar will stay for very long since Brad Pitt has a new movie coming out soon.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » October 28, 2004, 3:10 pm

Sargeras wrote:
Cartalas wrote:Oh and Sylvos where did I say I would fly to a Fan Faire to get in a fight, All I said is that you pussys think your so tough behind the keyboard. If you meet someone in RL I bet 99% of you wouldnt say a word.
No one would say a word, because no one will talk to you. Like Stragi said, you will be ignored.

Or afraid!!

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » October 28, 2004, 3:22 pm

Cartalas wrote:
Sargeras wrote:
Cartalas wrote:Oh and Sylvos where did I say I would fly to a Fan Faire to get in a fight, All I said is that you pussys think your so tough behind the keyboard. If you meet someone in RL I bet 99% of you wouldnt say a word.
No one would say a word, because no one will talk to you. Like Stragi said, you will be ignored.

Or afraid!!

of you?

ROFL!

noel · Post by **noel** » October 28, 2004, 3:24 pm

Cartalas wrote:Or afraid!!

Is 'stupid' contagious?

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » October 28, 2004, 3:26 pm

Sargeras wrote:
Cartalas wrote:
Sargeras wrote:
Cartalas wrote:Oh and Sylvos where did I say I would fly to a Fan Faire to get in a fight, All I said is that you pussys think your so tough behind the keyboard. If you meet someone in RL I bet 99% of you wouldnt say a word.
No one would say a word, because no one will talk to you. Like Stragi said, you will be ignored.

Or afraid!!
of you?

ROFL!

Go ahead laugh, Laughing is good letting it out is healthy, I know I got a gut buster when Trias put your Beanpole ass on a website.

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » October 28, 2004, 3:37 pm

Cartalas wrote:Go ahead laugh, Laughing is good letting it out is healthy, I know I got a gut buster when Trias put your Beanpole ass on a website.

Yeah, I got a good laugh out of his little shrine to me, also for the image swapping and http_referrer redirection as well. After I was finished, I wanted it down, and it was done.

noel · Post by **noel** » October 29, 2004, 7:10 pm

Atokal wrote:Now how about you brandishing that wit of yours equally when you see someone calling me a pedophile?

I've changed my mind. You now have 6600+ posts of protest.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » October 30, 2004, 12:16 am

Atokal wrote:Dude, someone who is a mod should be unbiased in their use of power. I have yet to see this. Yes they do a great job of keeping the boards going for all of our enjoyment. Yet they have their favorites and weild the mod stick unfairly.

Only attack I made on someones RL looks was Dregor. It was done in a PM and I apologized for that. He however has continued with the Pedophile Bullshit and deserves anything he gets because of this.

jesus fucking christ shut up. you have yet to see the mods be unbiased? if they were biased YOUR ASS WOULD HAVE BEEN BANNED ALONG WITH CARTALAS A WHILE AGO. seriously, if you had any clue how many people tell xouqoa, pyrella et al to ban you wouldn't be using that tired oppressed bullshit. once again, fuck you.

as for the 'rl picture flames', we have you...

you balding fuck, where do you get off cracking on anyone. no wonder people insinuate pedophilia when speaking of you. i mean look at you, if i saw any kids around you i would call the cops immediately. micheal jackson seems like hugh fucking hefner when compared to your looks. nice fucking earring as well douchebag, does your sesame street spouse think its cool and hip? especially with your leather jacket, the only thing your missing is a bag of sweet tarts and some duct tape, though that was probably in your pocket or in your room for later use.

keep it up captain forehead, i can go for days on your piece of shit looks. you want to defend cartalas for being an anonymous piece of shit flamer, you can now defend me. because, that would just be plain HYPOCRITICAL to not do so. do you want mod unbiasedness? then they can ban me along with you and everyone else that feels the need to joke on RL looks.

go fuck an 8 year old.

again

like you did last night

and the night before

...

Madwands · Post by **Madwands** » October 30, 2004, 1:25 am

We should get everyone together in a small room....

something like thunderdome.

2 men people enter, one man leaves...

The survivor gets Oh, I don't know... ... . 2000 vv's

Would probably replace all the "Who do you Hate more" polls..

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » October 30, 2004, 1:30 am

Buffy's thunderdome episode was probably the best in that series.

I have nothing to add except that.

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » October 30, 2004, 1:48 am

hhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha

lol

noel · Post by **noel** » October 30, 2004, 2:06 am

Holy shit Zam.

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » October 30, 2004, 2:21 am

I like the take one for the team approach zamtuk, unfortunately, its not going to work on your intended target, because he is obviously driven in life to be a thorn in everyones ass.

Jice Virago · Post by **Jice Virago** » October 30, 2004, 5:33 am

I would like to take a moment to convey my undying worship of Zamtuk for going for the jugular in the most brutal manner possible. That kind of brutality makes me happy. People are such pussies about hating these days that its pleasantly suprising to see something like that posted here.

I never noticed this before, but Toker kind of looks like the Doctor holigram from ST Voyager.....

... if he were a gay pirate...

... but, I think the RL picture no slam rule is kind of dumb. The only reason I think it was put in was so some of the female posters here could be lured into putting up a picture without anxiety, anyhow. Having a verbal battleground with rules like that is like having a battle to the death with no kicking in the nuts, whats the point? We also have missed out on tons of photoshop comedy goldmine material with this rule.

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » October 30, 2004, 10:34 am

Zamtuk wrote:
Only attack I made on someones RL looks was Dregor. It was done in a PM and I apologized for that. He however has continued with the Pedophile Bullshit and deserves anything he gets because of this.

you balding fuck, where do you get off cracking on anyone. no wonder people insinuate pedophilia when speaking of you. i mean look at you, if i saw any kids around you i would call the cops immediately. micheal jackson seems like hugh fucking hefner when compared to your looks. nice fucking earring as well douchebag, does your sesame street spouse think its cool and hip? especially with your leather jacket, the only thing your missing is a bag of sweet tarts and some duct tape, though that was probably in your pocket or in your room for later use.

keep it up captain forehead, i can go for days on your piece of shit looks. you want to defend cartalas for being an anonymous piece of shit flamer, you can now defend me. because, that would just be plain HYPOCRITICAL to not do so. do you want mod unbiasedness? then they can ban me along with you and everyone else that feels the need to joke on RL looks.

go fuck an 8 year old.

again

like you did last night

and the night before

...[/quote]

Hey Zam, feeling a little angst today?? Where is your RL picture? Btw aren't you a mod on these boards?

Yeah thought so. Just proved my point about this place, they will let even the mentally unstable mod the boards, make RL Pict comments (disregarding the rule of the board). Noel said I didnt respect the mods of the boards, you sir are a shining example of why no one should. Your post should have been nuked, you should have been banned.

Anyhow your comments made me cry dude, please don't be so harsh.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » October 30, 2004, 3:43 pm

Atokal wrote:Btw aren't you a mod on these boards?

Yeah thought so. Just proved my point about this place, they will let even the mentally unstable mod the boards, make RL Pict comments (disregarding the rule of the board). Noel said I didnt respect the mods of the boards, you sir are a shining example of why no one should. Your post should have been nuked, you should have been banned.

Forum mods aren't really mods in the traditional sense.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » October 30, 2004, 4:06 pm

Atokal wrote:[Hey Zam, feeling a little angst today?? Where is your RL picture? Btw aren't you a mod on these boards?

Yeah thought so. Just proved my point about this place, they will let even the mentally unstable mod the boards, make RL Pict comments (disregarding the rule of the board). Noel said I didnt respect the mods of the boards, you sir are a shining example of why no one should. Your post should have been nuked, you should have been banned.

Anyhow your comments made me cry dude, please don't be so harsh.

umm hey dipshit, im a mod of the video games forum, i have no power anywhere else but there. so does your statement hold any fucking meaning? no it doesnt, but a valiant try.

and btw, im playing by your fucking rules you non hair having motherfucker. don't you dare to say my post should have been nuked and i should be banned without fully accepting that the same should happen to you several times over.

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » October 30, 2004, 5:31 pm

Hmm, [quote] > Atokal

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » October 30, 2004, 5:40 pm

make one of me vs someone!
I took out both Winnow AND Noel in the primarys

Salis · Post by **Salis** » October 30, 2004, 9:17 pm

Long has it been since I have witnessed such a masterpiece, I salute you teh Zamtuk, long live the Zamtuk!!

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » October 31, 2004, 1:48 am

OMG Zam that was the motherfucking pwn.

/salute

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » October 31, 2004, 6:53 am

Jice Virago wrote: ... but, I think the RL picture no slam rule is kind of dumb....We also have missed out on tons of photoshop comedy goldmine material with this rule.

You mean like this?

I know this screams for a picture of Pilsburry but after the umpteenth Winnow hate poll posted by Atokal I thought his picture would do as an example.

I did it more as an photoshop experiment than a hate project even with the endless hate poll theads! I think only Pilsburry could really get the women that worked up though.

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » October 31, 2004, 6:50 pm

Zamtuk wrote:
Atokal wrote:[Hey Zam, feeling a little angst today?? Where is your RL picture? Btw aren't you a mod on these boards?

Yeah thought so. Just proved my point about this place, they will let even the mentally unstable mod the boards, make RL Pict comments (disregarding the rule of the board). Noel said I didnt respect the mods of the boards, you sir are a shining example of why no one should. Your post should have been nuked, you should have been banned.

Anyhow your comments made me cry dude, please don't be so harsh.
umm hey dipshit, im a mod of the video games forum, i have no power anywhere else but there. so does your statement hold any fucking meaning? no it doesnt, but a valiant try.

and btw, im playing by your fucking rules you non hair having motherfucker. don't you dare to say my post should have been nuked and i should be banned without fully accepting that the same should happen to you several times over.

Hey asshole, being a mod on these boards regardless of the forum should come with a minimum of responsibility. LIKE FOLLOWING THE FUCKING RULES.

I have not publicly trashed someone over their looks nor used RL pictures ever in a post. Dregor posted the PM I sent him. I apologized.

So post your picture you Brad Pitt lookalike. Or are you too ashamed mother fucker.

Kriista · Post by **Kriista** » October 31, 2004, 6:56 pm

not that i like or agree with atokal,
but that, coming from a mod, with no picture posted, is in poor taste

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » November 1, 2004, 12:16 am

yeah, that was the entire point.

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » November 1, 2004, 1:04 am

Forum mods do not have the ability to ban anyone, and can only modify/delete posts in our designated forums (which is highly discouraged by our Admins btw) other than that, we *mods* are free to post whatever we feel like under the same rules as anyone else here.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » November 1, 2004, 1:33 am

...we *mods* are free to post whatever we feel like under the same rules as anyone else here.

that proves toker's (atokal) point.

Jice Virago · Post by **Jice Virago** » November 1, 2004, 1:41 am

Winnow for teh win! That is exactly the kind of low class free for all humor this forum needs to revive its glory days!

But seriously, can someone explain why with all the other shit slinging and flaming around here, why lampooning someone's voluntarily posted photo is taboo? I understand you cant be Xanopox and put up people's real life contact info, but I think the whole no photo flame rule is stupid (and only serves to aid attention sluts who can then post pics free of fear over being flamed) and against the no holds barred nature of this community.

Another dumb rule is the no comedic personal attacks rule, especially when you have (as one example) about a half dozen cock smokers posting "cunt" or other equally creative responses to every kyo post. Considering the personal attacks being dropped on people for ACTUAL shit they did, I think the whole poo poo-ing of clearly lampooning personal attacks is stupid. Atokal called Noel a cyber rapist and sent that wonderful Dregor is fat masterpiece PM. Everyone responded by calling Atokal a pedophile at every turn. This is clearly a prime example of the community policing itself and much more entertaining for the onlookers than "Don't say mean shit or face the Ban" attitude. Anyone who can't take a joke and/or defend themselves would be better off being a lurker anyhow.

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » November 1, 2004, 1:45 am

Spang wrote:
...we *mods* are free to post whatever we feel like under the same rules as anyone else here.
that proves toker's (atokal) point.

Yes, and he already conceded to that...

Zamtuk wrote: do you want mod unbiasedness? then they can ban me along with you and everyone else that feels the need to joke on RL looks.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » November 1, 2004, 1:48 am

Jice Virago wrote:But seriously, can someone explain why with all the other shit slinging and flaming around here, why lampooning someone's voluntarily posted photo is taboo? I understand you cant be Xanopox and put up people's real life contact info, but I think the whole no photo flame rule is stupid (and only serves to aid attention sluts who can then post pics free of fear over being flamed) and against the no holds barred nature of this community.

Be that as it may, I'm sure some people wouldn't have "voluntarily posted (their) photo" if that rule wasn't in place. I seriously think it would be bad form to go and change the rules now and make them fair game for flaming.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » November 1, 2004, 2:17 am

real life looks have been a target for flames since i been posting/reading these boards. (i'm guessing about 2 years) it seems to only be a problem when they are directed towards Dregor.

*edit* not quite 2 years

Kriista · Post by **Kriista** » November 1, 2004, 2:33 am

i think rl pics should be open game, if everyone involved has one posted
if you wont put up a pic of yourself, then you shouldnt be able to rag on anyone elses
esp since most(all?)pics were put in under presumtion that no mockery would take place of them

Nick · Post by **Nick** » November 2, 2004, 12:28 pm

Zamtuk u wee genius

VeeshanVault

Noel vs Winnow

Who do you hate more

Direction