Tempus Dei is a sorry guild

Bethena · Post by **Bethena** » September 17, 2004, 11:12 pm

Hi ranger!

Detox · Post by **Detox** » September 21, 2004, 2:58 pm

I wouldnt waste my time on a person like you Proctus. You are a backstabbing dick with no life plain and simple. Never had one ounce of trouble with you during my times in PD/Kratos til I left guild and moved on. Then all of a sudden your a class leader in Kratos, ROFL. Sorry son, you aren't a hair on Fyrestormm or Scaevola's ass in that guild. I could add Shashonna, and a few others to that list as well. Enjoy yourself trying to make yourself look superior, but fact reamins you still have a load of cybercum dripping from you chin sir. Gratz you and your title in your guild, and all the loot u spent hours on your knees earning.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 21, 2004, 3:20 pm

gay: for gays, by gays

Proctus · Post by **Proctus** » September 21, 2004, 9:49 pm

You didn't leave the guild on good terms Detox. You left a sour taste in all our mouths, most especially our clerics. I'm not surprised that it was a cleric that came here badmouthing you cuz thats the class you interact the most with on raids. You have an ego the size of Moby Dick, and the same size brain.

You can say all you want about my abilities in game, that's talk. Back up your talk some son or you'll get milked and turned into some random Makeup product.

I'll let the disbanding of Tempus Dei speak for itself.

Madwands · Post by **Madwands** » September 21, 2004, 9:57 pm

Tempus Dei Disband ?

Wow

Would have never Figured..

Sorry for those in the guild that went thru that..

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » September 21, 2004, 10:05 pm

Let... it... Dei.

omg so clever!

IeailandDokktur · Post by **IeailandDokktur** » September 21, 2004, 10:21 pm

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » September 21, 2004, 10:29 pm

Sorry to hear TD disbanded.
Not surprised, but sorry. =\

Kryshade · Post by **Kryshade** » September 21, 2004, 10:58 pm

I've been reading this board for years... usually the quiet type to just sit and read and enjoy, but I thought I'd point out that a sperm whale (Moby Dick) has a huge brain, so your insult was slightly off there. That is all.

Kryshade

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » September 21, 2004, 11:01 pm

Hi Kry

Dolphin Boy!

Kryshade · Post by **Kryshade** » September 21, 2004, 11:02 pm

Hey man!

Damn I miss all you guys... don't miss EQ one bit, but I still think about all you guys an assload. Figured I'd finally break my trolling days and start posting!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 21, 2004, 11:09 pm

Kryshade wrote:Hey man!

Damn I miss all you guys... don't miss EQ one bit, but I still think about all you guys an assload. Figured I'd finally break my trolling days and start posting!

Ah yes! I remember Kryshade : )

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » September 21, 2004, 11:47 pm

Ouch!

Proctus · Post by **Proctus** » September 22, 2004, 1:07 am

Kryshade wrote:I've been reading this board for years... usually the quiet type to just sit and read and enjoy, but I thought I'd point out that a sperm whale (Moby Dick) has a huge brain, so your insult was slightly off there. That is all.

Kryshade

It's an analogy.

Whale size - Whale size brain

Human size - Human size brain

You can just about surmize from this analogy that the ratio of a whales brain to it's size is smaller than a humans. Thanks =P

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 22, 2004, 4:42 am

Proctus wrote:
Kryshade wrote:I've been reading this board for years... usually the quiet type to just sit and read and enjoy, but I thought I'd point out that a sperm whale (Moby Dick) has a huge brain, so your insult was slightly off there. That is all.

Kryshade
It's an analogy.

Whale size - Whale size brain

Human size - Human size brain

You can just about surmize from this analogy that the ratio of a whales brain to it's size is smaller than a humans. Thanks =P

If you meant in relation to percentage of Body Weight you would be correct!
<table border='1'><tr><td align='center'>Species</td><td align='center'>Brain Weight as % of Body Weight</td></tr>
<tr><td>Human</td><td>2.10 <td></tr>
<tr><td>Bottlenose Dolphin</td><td>0.94<td></tr><tr><td>African Elephant</td><td>0.15<td></tr><tr><td>Killer Whale</td><td>0.09<td></tr><tr><td>Cow-youkan</td><td>0.08<td></tr><tr><td>Sperm Whale</td><td>0.02<td></tr>

</table>

Proctus · Post by **Proctus** » September 22, 2004, 4:48 am

Thanks, oh enlightened one =)

Sparty · Post by **Sparty** » September 22, 2004, 9:28 am

Just want to make a small note and say that I have personally fingered every one of those species. Well, except for human.

My name is Sparty De Ytraps

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 22, 2004, 10:30 am

how do you finger a sperm whale? i haven't figured out the strat for that yet

Trias · Post by **Trias** » September 22, 2004, 11:56 am

Stragi wrote:how do you finger a sperm whale? i haven't figured out the strat for that yet

it's all about the blow hole, just ask kryshade(sup dude) ^^

miir · Post by **miir** » September 22, 2004, 12:05 pm

Trias + blowhole = happypants

Kryshade · Post by **Kryshade** » September 22, 2004, 12:41 pm

I haven't gone so far as to finger a dolphin, but I have had to place my hands on either side of the vagina (did you know dolphins have pink vagina's?) and collect urine samples... damn frisky dolphins always trying to hump your hand!

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » September 22, 2004, 1:29 pm

Was that some big pussy?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 22, 2004, 1:49 pm

Sperm Whales use Sparty like Richard Gere uses gerbils.

Ryuda · Post by **Ryuda** » September 22, 2004, 8:49 pm

Sup Miir...what da hizzie?

ooloof · Post by **ooloof** » September 25, 2004, 1:30 am

Heya Kry - long time

th_real_alronax · Post by **th_real_alronax** » October 3, 2004, 3:19 am

Hi everyone i would like to say that about 3 almost 4 months ago i stoped playing everquest amd that the alronax that you see now is not the original owner. I do hope that anyone that knew the original alronax was not offened by this ebayer.

Izna Marcos · Post by **Izna Marcos** » October 3, 2004, 4:45 am

oh god...

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » October 3, 2004, 11:32 am

"Why won't you die?!"

Moonwynd · Post by **Moonwynd** » October 3, 2004, 1:52 pm

Kryshade!!! Good to hear from you again! Glad to see the dolphin' lovin' is strong with you!

I was just going through some old EQ stuff last night and I came across this one...even back then you couldn't keep your hands off the blowhole!!

Alronax · Post by **Alronax** » October 26, 2004, 3:39 am

Proctus wrote:You didn't leave the guild on good terms Detox. You left a sour taste in all our mouths, most especially our clerics. I'm not surprised that it was a cleric that came here badmouthing you cuz thats the class you interact the most with on raids. You have an ego the size of Moby Dick, and the same size brain.

You can say all you want about my abilities in game, that's talk. Back up your talk some son or you'll get milked and turned into some random Makeup product.

I'll let the disbanding of Tempus Dei speak for itself.

Fyredragn got pissed and left Kratos because they wouldnt make him an officer. Lynnsie is just a stuck up bitch that wants to get her way no matter what, whatever server Lynnsie and Fyredragn + Kalmeratus is on now they gonna make a guild exactly like TD and just become loot whores once again, deguilding anyone whos a threat to getting higher DKP then them. ( geeeee I wonder why you 3 left Veeshan?)

As for Detox, I dunno why the fuck COE let detox in, same with Snuggels, I mean if COE can let those 2 in, then I question what diginity and honesty that guild has now, I use to think they were great until I seen those 2 as apps and whatnot for COE. All I can say abou detox is, I am ashamed hes the same class as me, he make the entire cleric class look bad, I actually feel sorry for COE.

But thats how Veeshan is. they get their way and back stab everyone, thats why theirs no GOOD guilds on their now except Soverign. Kratos is good also but I think they got loot issues, although I highly respect them especially demidar.

R.I.P. Tempus Dei.

I said that a few weeks back and few post back, TD was still kicking.
now look at em.......................................nothing, nadda, dead as a rock.
Why? no good loot with half a guild left. so they move to another server.

also Kalmeratus, I wouldnt be surprised your a box for Lynnsie or Fyredragn, all you do on the raids was sit their looking at the mob hopping the damn thing might die with no effort in taking part in anything. and you get loot for it, not to mention that 1 time you claim you got loot for it being a have to get loot ( you may think your the only paladin on that raid ) but their was someone else who needed that, had more DKP then you, that never got it. His name was Alumn Nitewing. Fyredragn practically gave it to you withouth accepting tells.

noel · Post by **noel** » October 26, 2004, 4:03 am

You seriously need to learn when to let shit die. I can say without hesitation that no one on this board cares about you or your inane little stories.

Go do shots of bleach until you can't post here anymore.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » October 26, 2004, 7:02 am

Only the lucky ones can replace an 'I' with a 'Y' to make a name WAY cooler!

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » October 26, 2004, 10:18 am

How many VV's would it cost me to buy Alronax a mother fucking Apostrophe 're'?

And point of clarification. I'm the worst Cleric on Veeshan. kk thanks.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » October 26, 2004, 11:04 am

we already did this spoof last year sometime !

masteen · Post by **masteen** » October 26, 2004, 11:13 am

Smells like some pharming going on here...

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » October 26, 2004, 1:15 pm

Alronax wrote:But thats how Veeshan is. they get their way and back stab everyone, thats why theirs no GOOD guilds on their now except Soverign.

You forgot CD!

Trias · Post by **Trias** » October 26, 2004, 1:45 pm

Seebs wrote: And point of clarification. I'm the worst Cleric on Veeshan. kk thanks.

yes, yes you are

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » October 26, 2004, 1:58 pm

That's the last time I cast Daring on you Trias. Go somewhere else to get your Invis to Undead .. I won't put up with it!!

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » October 26, 2004, 3:01 pm

Alronax · Post by **Alronax** » October 26, 2004, 8:39 pm

Trias wrote:
Seebs wrote: And point of clarification. I'm the worst Cleric on Veeshan. kk thanks.
yes, yes you are

Detox might be the worst cleric.

but these days if your plain stupid, have no talent, go AFK during movies, dont do your job, are loot whores, and just a plain wannabe player to the game.

you can join any guild on veeshan.

Mr Bacon · Post by **Mr Bacon** » October 27, 2004, 12:05 am

Please for the love of god stop posting and never visit this site again.

noel · Post by **noel** » October 27, 2004, 12:09 am

Seconded.

What is this? Stupid week?

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » October 27, 2004, 12:40 am

it's Halloween.

AND a motherfucking full moon.

Kindo · Post by **Kindo** » October 27, 2004, 8:44 am

Seebs wrote:And point of clarification. I'm the worst Cleric on Veeshan. kk thanks.

I've never seen you in action but I seriously doubt that, however, I DO know you need to get your eyes checked!

Morgrym · Post by **Morgrym** » October 27, 2004, 8:49 am

I dunno, I asked Seebs for a Virtue once and he proceded to hump my warder. Then stated that she will now attack harder and faster since she was invigorated and quite virtuous. Next time, I will just go to Arscen and get the corpse hump.

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » October 27, 2004, 10:59 am

You have Halflingesque melons Kindo. What can I say.

FYI Morgrym, I'm a pig fucker from way back. No pigs in-game so all livestock is open for mounting.

VeeshanVault

Tempus Dei is a sorry guild

The real alronax