Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

[Kilmoll the Sexy]

What with elections coming up, we should all decide.
Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and
Southern Republicans? The answer can be found by posing the following
question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You
are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a
consensus.


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Republican's Answer:

BANG!


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Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

click....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"

[Rivera Bladestrike]

Revised Republican's answer:
I'm an ignorant piece of shit!

Revised Southern Republican's answer:
"I'm an ignorant piece of shit, cmere sally its time to fuck!"
"Ok daddy! Lets do it in the rusted broken down truck in the front of our mobile home!"
"No Sally, thats where Uncle Billy Bob and his sister, Betty Sue sleep."

(irony is noted)

[Canelek]

Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

click....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"

Plus, there would be a new knife in the deal for skinnin'!

[Shaerra]

No Southern Republican's daughter would accuse her daddy of using some piece of shit Silver Tip ammo.

If your daddy isn't using Cor-Bon ammo (or loading his own +P ammo) then he's a liberal pussy.

[Sylvos]

Hell hath frozen over....
I agree with Shaerra

[Dregor Thule]

Hell hath frozen over....
I agree with Shaerra

You better make sure Sirensa doesn't see this post!

[Taly]

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

right in the head!