Bill O'Reilly Gets It in the Ass (for real)

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Bill O'Reilly Gets It in the Ass (for real)

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http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013042oreilly1.html
OCTOBER 13--Claiming that he was the target of a $60 million shakedown bid, Fox News host Bill O'Reilly today filed a lawsuit against a female colleague who has been threatening to lodge a harassment complaint against the TV personality over offensive comments allegedly made to her by the "O'Reilly Factor" host. In an aggressive preemptive strike filed today in New York State Supreme Court, O'Reilly names Fox associate producer Andrea Mackris and her lawyers as defendants in the action, which charges them with extortion, infliction of emotional distress, and wrongful interference with contractual relations. O'Reilly claims that Mackris, 33, and her counsel tried to extort hush money from him by threatening to file a bombshell lawsuit, a copy of which you'll find below. While acknowledging that he shared "dinner and cocktails" with Mackris--and even watched a presidential press conference alone with her in his hotel room--he denied engaging in any physical or sexual assaults or "offensive touching." According to O'Reilly's complaint, Mackris worked for him for four years before talking a job at CNN earlier this year. After five months at the Fox competitor, she returned in July to the "O'Reilly Factor," where she earns $93,200. According to O'Reilly, he first learned of Mackris's claims last month when her attorney, Benedict Morelli, sent network executives a letter referring to the alleged harassment. According to O'Reilly's lawsuit, Morelli later showed Fox brass a draft complaint including quotes attributed to the TV star. "The length of the quotes and the specific verbiage used made it appear that Mackris was taping O'Reilly during the conversations," the lawsuit contends. (16 pages)
The counter suite is below:
http://thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris16.html

Starting where some of the "good stuff" begins...

An example of the pick up skills this man has...
...and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really hard... 'cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs....
So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs...
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81. During the course of Defendent BILL O'REILLY's sexual rant, it became clear he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated. Plaintiff was repulsed.
Mr. Conservative, Mr Values, Mr. Fox, apparently he likes a vibrator in his ass.
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Re: Bill O'Reilly Gets It in the Ass (for real)

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Rivera Bladestrike wrote:...and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really hard... 'cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs....
So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs...
LMAO, that sounds *exactly* like one of his interviews, the verbiage is perfect.
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First Rush and now O'Riely? Who will be the next big-mouth, white, neo-republican to lead the unwashed and intellectually challanged against the evils of Liberals/Democrats and anyone whom is not white or American?
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Next, pictures of Hannity gettin' freaky wit' a chicken surface.
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I put as much faith in this woman's accusations as I did in the crazy whore who is suing Kobe Bryant.
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The best part of this is:
"If you cross Fox News Channel, it's not just me, it's Roger Ailes who will go after you. I'm the street guy out front making loud noises about the issue, the Ailes operates behind the scenes, strategizes and makes things happen so that one day BAM! The person gets what's coming to them but never sees it coming. Look at Al Franken, one day he's going to get a knock on his door and life as he knows it will change forever. That day will happen, trust me."

During the course of this conversation, Defendant Bill O'Reilly bizarrely rambled further about Al Franken: "Ailes knows very powerful people and this goes all the way to the top." Plaintiff queried: "To the top of what?" Defendant responded: "Top of the country. Just look at who's on the cover of his book, they're watching him and will be for years. {Al Franken's} finished, and he's going to be sorry he ever took Fox News Channel on."
Brilliant.

In conjunction with him telling Jon Stewart that he's the third most powerful guy on the planet, we've got a hell of a man.
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Well clearly the woman has some problems of her own. It's slime pitted against slime.

The lengthiness of the quotes, however, indicates that O'Reilly did, in fact, probably say them. So I still think it's funny.
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In conjunction with him telling Jon Stewart that he's the third most powerful guy on the planet, we've got a hell of a man.
That and all of his fan base is drunk and/or stoned.
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Fairweather Pure wrote:First Rush and now O'Riely? Who will be the next big-mouth, white, neo-republican to lead the unwashed and intellectually challanged against the evils of Liberals/Democrats and anyone whom is not white or American?
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Seems I type about as well as the President of the United States speaks.
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Sueven wrote:Well clearly the woman has some problems of her own. It's slime pitted against slime.

The lengthiness of the quotes, however, indicates that O'Reilly did, in fact, probably say them. So I still think it's funny.
The lengthiness of the quotes? Jesus, I hope your dumb ass is never, ever, ever called for jury duty.
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...and then with my other hand I would start to -- SHUT UP -- massage your boobs, get your nipples really -- SHUT UP! -- really hard... 'cuz I like that and you -- DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO SHUT UP? -- have really spectacular boobs....
So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs... THAT'S IT, CUT HER MIC!
Seems a little more accurate to me!
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Come on Rekaar. A typo is not equivalent to a loud-mouthed conservative who sticks a dildo up his ass.
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The lengthiness of the quotes? Jesus, I hope your dumb ass is never, ever, ever called for jury duty.
Well, that and the way they match up with O'Reilly's speaking style, and the fact that every press organization that has covered the story indicated that it appears tapes had been made, and the fact that O'Reilly hasn't specifically denied saying those things, yes. Could still be wrong. But as an indication of likelihood at this point, I'd say there's a few signs.
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She should have set up a pay-pal site to help pay legal fees... :twisted:
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Well, assuming both sides of the story are true (her blackmailing him, him sexually harassing her) then this'll probably settle out of court since both have a legit case. As for backlash, probably not. Fox isn't going to cut their biggest draw.
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Re: Bill O'Reilly Gets It in the Ass (for real)

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Rivera Bladestrike wrote:Mr. Conservative, Mr Values, Mr. Fox, apparently he likes a vibrator in his ass.
If I ever find a laser strong enough to burn that image out of my brain, I'm coming for you!!!
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