Things to do with your new Firiona Vie doll.

Post by **Xouqoa** » October 22, 2002, 7:28 pm

Buddy Christ tells you, 'omg nice boobs ELLL OHHH ELLL!'

Jugata · Post by **Jugata** » October 22, 2002, 7:31 pm

LoL. Where'd you get the buddy christ doll!!!!?

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » October 22, 2002, 7:31 pm

Holy Shit! Did you buy that Buddy Christ from the view askew site?

I love that thing =)

Aeril Crimsonhawk · Post by **Aeril Crimsonhawk** » October 22, 2002, 7:31 pm

/e cringes away, fearful of lightening.

Post by **Xouqoa** » October 22, 2002, 7:33 pm

I saw it at... umm... Suncoast one day, so I picked it up. You can order them from the View Askew website, as well I think.

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » October 22, 2002, 7:41 pm

Zou, you are one sick puppy. Don't forget to post the whole series in the NWS section!

Post by **Xouqoa** » October 22, 2002, 7:42 pm

If only she could be undressed... I could create something that would finally rival the great Lego Pr0n.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » October 22, 2002, 7:51 pm

brilliant sir!

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » October 22, 2002, 7:57 pm

I build modd'd computers, current system is named Evocation, I figure I will perch her off my Powersupply (blue neon makes the figure look EVIL)

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » October 23, 2002, 3:03 am

show us your other firiona vie doll xou. the realdoll.

Jice Virago · Post by **Jice Virago** » October 23, 2002, 3:08 am

This is the picture that belongs on the front page of this site I think

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » October 23, 2002, 5:43 am

Can your FV doll give me a rez?!?!

Kguku · Post by **Kguku** » October 23, 2002, 5:56 am

I doubt she'll res you, but maybe you should ask the buddy christ doll, i hear he specializes in ressurections.

Xyphir · Post by **Xyphir** » October 23, 2002, 9:27 am

It's a self-only rezz.

*rimshot*

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » October 23, 2002, 11:56 am

ROFL

I know I'm gonna burn in hell for laughing so hard at that picture but that is damn funny!

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » October 23, 2002, 12:09 pm

I think the tits on the doll are not up to Verant's normal standard.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » October 23, 2002, 12:12 pm

But triangle tits would've just looked wierd on a doll.

Post by **Xouqoa** » October 23, 2002, 12:24 pm

kyoukan type-R wrote:show us your other firiona vie doll xou. the realdoll.

I have no idea what you are talking about. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a lady friend waiting for me in my closet. Living room, I said living room!

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » October 23, 2002, 1:08 pm

Xou there are many things in life to poke fun at. One of them is not JC.
I wonder how this thread would be perceived if you had Buddy Mohammed saying something (Fatwah on Xou). It is very easy to say lighten up man it is all in fun however certain topics are taboo or belong in the retards section. This one happens to fall into both catagories.

Yeah start with the religious fanatic flames, but remember that Jesus Christ was not about "Organized Religion" his message was one that many could benefit from today and if that makes him and the many who believe in him a target of ridicule I am disgusted.

Cheers

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » October 23, 2002, 1:15 pm

Atokal wrote:Xou there are many things in life to poke fun at. One of them is not JC.
I wonder how this thread would be perceived if you had Buddy Mohammed saying something (Fatwah on Xou). It is very easy to say lighten up man it is all in fun however certain topics are taboo or belong in the retards section. This one happens to fall into both catagories.

Yeah start with the religious fanatic flames, but remember that Jesus Christ was not about "Organized Religion" his message was one that many could benefit from today and if that makes him and the many who believe in him a target of ridicule I am disgusted.

Cheers

Oh Shit I need to run to the Vending Machine and get some popcorn That will take me 2 minutes to get to the machine and back 4 minutes to pop it (Depending on if anyone else is using the microwave) So thats 6 min please give me another 4 minutes prep time. So please dont start flaming for 10 min. BRB

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » October 23, 2002, 1:17 pm

I'll assume that you haven't seen Dogma.
Buddy Christ was something from that movie.

It has no religious link/value other than being a prop of an "uplifting" depiction of good ole JC.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » October 23, 2002, 1:21 pm

Quote from the forum index of our wonderful board

No holds barred discussion. Someone train you and steal your rare spawn? Let everyone know all about it! (Not for the faint of heart!)

I think No holds barred discussion says it all.

You want to say anything that comes to your mind? You're allowed, just don't expect people to agree. But to tell someone they can't post something because it offends is not the nature of this board, sorry.

Being sensitive here, if it offends you, sorry, don't read it.

If offending people was punishable I would be deal long ago.

No, there is no sarcasm in my post, I want my point to come across clearly.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » October 23, 2002, 1:23 pm

On a humorous sidenote. I saw a Kevin Smith interview once on Leno I think where they were talking about the weekend Dogma came out. I'm sure some of you remember that some religious right wing nuts actaully went out to theathers and protested the movie.

Kevin heard of a protest in his area and decided to draw up some posters against Dogma and go protest with the masses. They claimed that there would be approx. 200 people there but would up only being 15-20. So he just stood there with then protesting and actually got interviewed on Local TV in Jersey. The journalist had to do a double take on her notes. "Aren't you the director of the movie?" "Me? No." and he gave a short interview berating his own movie.

Apparently his friends/family called him that night while watching the news telling him that there was somebody that looked exactly like him bashing his movie on TV.

I haven't checked but viewaskew.com usually keeps his interviews in different media on the site. I think this is when he was going around promoting the Spiderman comicbook story he'd written not too long ago.

EDIT - Here's the link to that segment.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » October 23, 2002, 1:37 pm

Buddy Christ > Religious Nuts

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » October 23, 2002, 1:40 pm

Jesus fucking christ, there's always one fucking god boy in the bunch. Where are you from? Oaklahoma? Tennesse? Northern California? PREECH TO ME BROTHA I WANT TO SEE THE LIGHT... FUCK YOU BITCH. Go preech your pro-faggot-catholic-lets-do-little-boys-in-assholes shit somewhere else. NOBODY here wants to see it, read it, hear it, smell it, shit on it... you get the idea. Here's news to you buddy, until the day there is proof, NOBODY that MEANS anything in this world will believe that there is a god, jesus, any historical biblical figure.

Now get the FUCK out of here before I am forced to use your I.P. in serious ways.

p.s. sorry for the explosion, but i've had enough of these god pushers...

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » October 23, 2002, 1:50 pm

Ebumar wrote:Jesus fucking christ, there's always one fucking god boy in the bunch. Where are you from? Oaklahoma? Tennesse? Northern California? PREECH TO ME BROTHA I WANT TO SEE THE LIGHT... FUCK YOU BITCH. Go preech your pro-faggot-catholic-lets-do-little-boys-in-assholes shit somewhere else. NOBODY here wants to see it, read it, hear it, smell it, shit on it... you get the idea. Here's news to you buddy, until the day there is proof, NOBODY that MEANS anything in this world will believe that there is a god, jesus, any historical biblical figure.

Now get the FUCK out of here before I am forced to use your I.P. in serious ways.

p.s. sorry for the explosion, but i've had enough of these god pushers...

If there is a god I do not want to be standing next to you

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » October 23, 2002, 1:53 pm

Ebumar your flame was weak, who said I was Catholic or religious for that matter. FUCKTARD. No I have not seen the movie Dogma, nor do I give a rats ass for your rickshaw comments. I doubt anyone could get you to see the light from so far up your own ass.

The reason for my comments was that religion is something that is very personal for a lot of people, and the boards have been boring for a day or two.

Most retarded thing you said while you doubtlessly wear your assless chaps sitting on your vinyl computer chair ...

Now get the FUCK out of here before I am forced to use your I.P. in serious ways.

Heh, why don't you also threaten to come to my house and whip my ass you dickless assmonkey.

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Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » October 23, 2002, 2:03 pm

Wow, that was the most intelligent thing i've ever seen ebumar. Find that on a bathroom wall somewhere? Surely couldn't have been written by you.

I find it rather offensive too. Am I saying you can't post it? No. Am I saying I don't like it? Yes. You don't like that? Tough.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » October 23, 2002, 2:17 pm

Ebumar wrote:Jesus fucking christ, there's always one fucking god boy in the bunch. Where are you from? Oaklahoma? Tennesse? Northern California? PREECH TO ME BROTHA I WANT TO SEE THE LIGHT... FUCK YOU BITCH. Go preech your pro-faggot-catholic-lets-do-little-boys-in-assholes shit somewhere else. NOBODY here wants to see it, read it, hear it, smell it, shit on it... you get the idea. Here's news to you buddy, until the day there is proof, NOBODY that MEANS anything in this world will believe that there is a god, jesus, any historical biblical figure.

Now get the FUCK out of here before I am forced to use your I.P. in serious ways.

p.s. sorry for the explosion, but i've had enough of these god pushers...

Actually, CNN had an article that was the most conclusive proof yet (physical proof that is) that there was a Jesus Christ. Of course, there is quite a bit written about him. Then again, show me the pyhsical proof that there was ever an individual names Christopher Columbus or Pythagorus or many of the "famous" people from ancient history. I would say that in most cases you will only find references and manuscripts that speak of them...and not written specifically by them.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » October 23, 2002, 2:17 pm

Hmm would like to straight flame Atokal for trying to enforce his morality on others. But the ignorance of doing so is obvious.

Ebumar just has not caught onto this flame thing, I am hoping as he grows up he will catch on.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » October 23, 2002, 2:23 pm

"Heh, why don't you also threaten to come to my house and whip my ass you dickless assmonkey."

Because that wouldnt be the "holy" thing to do?

Kilmoll, really? I dont watch CNN, but I would certainly like to read that article, might you post it?

Cartalas - prove it.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » October 23, 2002, 2:29 pm

Ebumar wrote:"Heh, why don't you also threaten to come to my house and whip my ass you dickless assmonkey."

Because that wouldnt be the "holy" thing to do?

Kilmoll, really? I dont watch CNN, but I would certainly like to read that article, might you post it?

Cartalas - prove it.

Prove what?
I just said if there was I want to make sure I was not standing next to you, If not party on

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » October 23, 2002, 2:38 pm

Sorry, miss-read ^_^.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » October 23, 2002, 2:56 pm

By request: http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/10 ... index.html

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » October 23, 2002, 2:57 pm

ISH!!! the box is made out of bone.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » October 23, 2002, 3:04 pm

Interesting, yet no REAL evidence. It's one of those "sure it could be if..." type things.

Either way, I hate bible pushers. >_<

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » October 23, 2002, 3:18 pm

Even if they do prove that a guy named Jesus existed, he's still just a guy. He was probably a little wiser than Jerry Falwell though.

I won't bash religions but I do wonder about all these "Saints" and their miracles considering our present day saint mary's miracle seems pretty weak at best. It just makes you wonder how exaggerated the other saints miracles were in the past.

I'd tag someone a saint if they could keep the EQ servers up for 24 hours after an expansion release. That'd be a miracle to me.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » October 23, 2002, 3:21 pm

When I read anything like that, I replace God or Jesus Christ with David Blaine. It's more realistic and fun that way. Why, here are some quotes from this very board!

Xou there are many things in life to poke fun at. One of them is not David Blaine.

Yeah start with the religious fanatic flames, but remember that David Blaine was not about "Organized Religion" his message was one that many could benefit from today and if that makes him and the many who believe in him a target of ridicule I am disgusted.

If there is a David Blaine I do not want to be standing next to you

Good times. May David Blaine bless you.

Arsecn · Post by **Arsecn** » October 23, 2002, 3:26 pm

I don't think Toker knew about the buddy christ doll... not a bible-pusher by far to my knowledge. However if he has been reborn and continues to speak this way I will call him Bemidian.

Ebumar, fuck off nutmunch and click the like below... especially for you.

http://users.erols.com/techguy/funpics/jesus.jpg

Post by **Xouqoa** » October 23, 2002, 3:28 pm

Ebumar wrote: Now get the FUCK out of here before I am forced to use your I.P. in serious ways.

There's no need for that Ebu... differing views on religion is no basis for needing to hax0r someone irl! So knock it off before I have to like, regulate or something.

As for the humorous depiction of Jesus Christ.. there was none. The statue in the picture is Buddy Christ, a fictional character from a movie. =)

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » October 23, 2002, 3:39 pm

Firiona Vie has a bit of a gut.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » October 23, 2002, 3:42 pm

Kevin Smith actually is a Catholic. A lot of the money made from the film Dogma went to the Catholic Church. I try to explain that to my wife (also Catholic as is her entire family) but she won't hear any of it. She won't watch any movie in that series. I think it is mainly because she thinks they are stupid and juvenile not because they rip on religion in Dogma.

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » October 23, 2002, 3:43 pm

Ebumar wrote: NOBODY that MEANS anything in this world will believe that there is a god, jesus, any historical biblical figure.

From CNN article
While most scholars agree that Jesus existed, no physical evidence from the first century has ever been conclusively tied with his life.

Heh guess that lets you out Ebumar then I just had to read your post to realize you ain't no scholah.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » October 23, 2002, 4:02 pm

Now get the FUCK out of here before I am forced to use your I.P. in serious ways.

Eeep!

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » October 23, 2002, 4:02 pm

Whether "Jesus of Nazareth" existed as a historical figure is entirely different than whether or not "Jesus of Nazareth" was the "Son of God".

2 seperate issues.

I can see how those who want to believe in the latter, are buoyed by increasing evidence in the former.

There is every reason to believe that Muhammed, the Buddha, and several other central religious figures were also in fact real human beings. That has nothing to do with the authentication of any religious doctrines.

Obviously the religious teachings of all 3 of those, while having common threads, are mutually exclusive. They cannot all be "True".

cid · Post by **cid** » October 23, 2002, 5:32 pm

Now get the FUCK out of here before I am forced to use your I.P. in serious ways.

BIG threats from a little boy. I run my own board and know how phpbb works, and your statement is ludacrist. As is your weak flame.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » October 23, 2002, 5:33 pm

Hey Ebumar

Thanks Stragi for the pic.

Aireanna Wyndcather · October 23, 2002, 6:08 pm

Hahahaha that was great. Jackass myself!

Skunki · Post by **Skunki** » October 23, 2002, 8:22 pm

i am going to be silent bob for halloween!

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » October 23, 2002, 8:59 pm

Quote:
Now get the FUCK out of here before I am forced to use your I.P. in serious ways.

BIG threats from a little boy. I run my own board and know how phpbb works, and your statement is ludacrist. As is your weak flame.

I realise this, I just felt like tacking something on there that might make you even the least bit startled. But, obviously it didn't work. And zoocow, dont worry, those days are past me. I had just got up and had my mom in my face telling me to go to church more often, so I come here and find this gem of a thread and couldnt handle it anymore...

p.s. Yes, I am athiest.[/quote]