Whats red and blonde and white and answers to Dre's Bitch?

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » October 22, 2002, 12:06 pm

Eminem with a cap busted in his ass.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » October 22, 2002, 3:13 pm

Does this mean you aren't going to rush out and see his movie?

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » October 22, 2002, 3:24 pm

that movie looks so so so so so so bad

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » October 22, 2002, 3:48 pm

as bad as Glitter?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » October 22, 2002, 3:56 pm

I'm holding out for Avril's Sk8er Boi movie.

Ulvian · Post by **Ulvian** » October 22, 2002, 5:27 pm

Eminem Movie Over View.

Marsha Matters (Eminem, what ever) will pretend to be a "true" "ghetto" "badass" walking around with a water pistol in his pants, threathening people 3 times bigger, and stronger then himself that he WILL "kick their black asses y0".

Later on in the movie he will show us how much he's suffering nowadays with all his money, and how "ghetto" he is living in a milion dollar mansion.
Also we might just get treated to pics of him sucking on Dre's cock.

I think I will pass on watching the movie, seeing as the artist who is directing it, is a total fucking dipshit.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » October 22, 2002, 5:49 pm

You know I am glad he has a movie coming out, Vanilla Ice disappeared right after his movie came out.

The video image of Eminem in a Robin like outfit in a car with Dr. "Batman" Dre tells me everything I need to know about that relationship. The gay overtones have no challenge on television (well except the way the Lex Luthor guy on Smallville looks at Clark Kent)

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » October 22, 2002, 6:04 pm

Damn, I guessed it was Brittney on the rag

Pubin · Post by **Pubin** » October 22, 2002, 8:39 pm

I don't think eminem will disappear right after his movie. I doubt it'll make much money, but his list of hit songs dwarfs ol' Robby VanWinkle's(vanilla ice). I'm not a fan, but IMO the white boy can make some catchy raps and his rhymes flow better than plenty of main stream rappers.

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » October 22, 2002, 8:44 pm

Yea he flows alright, he puts most of the rap world to shame, lyrically.

cid · Post by **cid** » October 22, 2002, 10:49 pm

Thanks to the movie he finally has a song that I like!

Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted

One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There'ss vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now
The clocks run out, times up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
Hes so mad, but he wont give up that
Is he? No
He wont have it , he knows his whole back citys ropes
It dont matter, hes dope
He knows that, but hes broke
Hes so stacked that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, thats when its
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rap shit
He better go capture this moment and hope it dont pass him

HOOK:

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

The souls escaping, through this hole that its gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardoms close to post mortar
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, hes know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
Hes grown farther from home, hes no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water

His bosses dont want him no mo, hes cold product

They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose its old potna, but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

HOOK

No more games, Ima change what you call rage
Tear this mothafuckin roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher
Best believe somebodys payin the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I cant get by with my 9 to 5
And I cant provide the right type of life for my family
Cuz man, these goddam food stamps dont buy diapers
And its no movie, theres no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus
See dishonor caught up bein a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another jam or not
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only mothafuckin option, failures not
Mom, I love you, but this trail has got to go
I cannot grow old in Salems lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got

HOOK

You can do anything you set your mind to, man

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » October 22, 2002, 11:06 pm

The movie is directed by the maker of L.A. Confidential.

It's gonna rock

Ulvian · Post by **Ulvian** » October 23, 2002, 2:52 am

The movie is directed by the maker of L.A. Confidential.

It's gonna rock

Actually I was more hoping for the director of Crow II. Maybe then Eminem can die in an accident while filming it.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » October 23, 2002, 9:30 am

Noone died in the making of Crow II
Brandon Lee died during the filming of Crow I

Crow II sucked. Crow I didn't.

*sings* One of these things is not like the other one....

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » October 23, 2002, 10:41 am

Crow II sucked. Crow I didn't

Yes it bloody did.
Goth wank.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » October 23, 2002, 11:26 am

Vanilla Ice had a movie? Your not talking about that bit part in the Ninja Turtles movie are you?

Crow I was a really good movie and I was surprised to see that the tv series found a guy that looked very much like Brandon Lee to continue the role.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » October 23, 2002, 11:47 am

Vanilla Ice movie
Warning, may cause intense vomitting and/or epilliptic seizures.

Mambo · Post by **Mambo** » October 23, 2002, 11:54 am

cidvicious u should post more.. i like ur little pic!

Post by **Xouqoa** » October 23, 2002, 11:58 am

Tanc, Truant is about the furthest thing from Goth you can get.

I am too, and The Crow was a good movie.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » October 23, 2002, 1:30 pm

Quick impression for you..caw caw BANG fuck I'm dead!

Crow I was a pretty slick, albeit dark movie. I am pretty sure the Eminem movie is going to be a real hit among 14-18 year old white wanna-be G's. Which means that it should be in video stores by Monday.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » October 23, 2002, 1:33 pm

lmgdfao kilmoll

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » October 24, 2002, 4:26 am

Fascinatingly enough, most of my friends who are involved in hip-hop culture, white or not, have a good deal of respect for Eminem in terms of both his music and his background.

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » October 24, 2002, 9:47 am

Sueven, that doesn't say much for the quality of your friends.

Simple fact is, Eminem is corporate rebellion, he was a whiteyboy rapper who got picked up by Dre as a gimmick. Dre owns him like an epic pet on an orc pawn. I have money says Fred Durst would kick his scrawny ass, and I bet Chritina Aguilera could do the same, hell even that MTV dude would stand a good shot.

You can think all you want of Eminem, fact is, day he does something Dre does not want him to do, it is all over.

Eminem is the Spice Girls of white boy rappers.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » October 24, 2002, 9:59 am

I dunno about Truant I was referring to the film as 'goth wank' which indeed it is.
At best it's B-list crap that would've sunk like a concrete enema if the leading man hadn't died "mysteriously" (hah!)

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » October 24, 2002, 12:00 pm

To make that much cash, I'll be a corporate sellout too!