The good, the Bad and the ugly.....

Lor · Post by **Lor** » October 22, 2002, 12:35 pm

> >>>>>THE GOOD - THE BAD - AND THE UGLY!!!!
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Good: Your wife is pregnant.
> >>>>>Bad: It's triplets
> >>>>>Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Good: Your wife's not talking to you
> >>>>>Bad: She wants a divorce
> >>>>>Ugly: She's a lawyer
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Good: Your son is finally maturing
> >>>>>Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
> >>>>>Ugly: So are you
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
> >>>>>Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
> >>>>>Ugly: You're in them
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
> >>>>>Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
> >>>>>Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Good: Your husband understands fashion
> >>>>>Bad: He's a cross-dresser
> >>>>>Ugly: He looks better than you
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter
> >>>>>Bad: She keeps interrupting
> >>>>>Ugly: With corrections
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Good: The postman's early
> >>>>>Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
> >>>>>Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Good: Your son is dating someone new
> >>>>>Bad: It's another man
> >>>>>Ugly: He's your best friend
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Good: Your daughter got a new job
> >>>>>Bad: As a hooker
> >>>>>Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
> >>>>>Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » October 22, 2002, 2:00 pm

roflmao

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » October 22, 2002, 2:50 pm

Good: Your daughter met someone
Bad: Over the internet
Ugly: his name is Searyx

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » October 22, 2002, 2:51 pm

Good: His name is Searyx
Bad: The Sniper Missed him
Ugly: He is still here

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » October 22, 2002, 3:12 pm

now you guys are creeping me out.

Fallanthas · Post by **Fallanthas** » October 22, 2002, 3:48 pm

Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets

What's wrong with that?

Don't answer, I lived through that particular wake-up call 12 years ago.....

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » October 22, 2002, 3:51 pm

so how did Searyx got involved here? someone needs to get over this fixation

otherwise funny

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » October 22, 2002, 4:11 pm

Good - Pam Anderson
Bad - Kid Rock
Ugly - their sex video

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » October 22, 2002, 4:14 pm

I only have an ugly:

edit: oh cool there is a good and bad in there too.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » October 22, 2002, 4:16 pm

Ennia wrote:so how did Searyx got involved here? someone needs to get over this fixation

otherwise funny

Its his own fault with his Moron of Norrath dribble he post

But Gratz me I have a new character on SOl Ro his name is Searyxblows