Woman + banana = Automatic thought

Dups. · Post by **Dups.** » September 23, 2004, 4:56 pm

I was chatting with a friend of mine at work today and a woman walks by and is taking the first bite in her banana.

After she is out of sight we both looked at each other and snickered. I do not think a woman can eat a banana in front of a man and him not think about it lol

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » September 23, 2004, 7:13 pm

My wife does not eat bananas but I am in awe when she eats popsicles. She will notice me staring (and drooling) at her, get embarrassed and walk out of the room.

Seeing a fine woman slurping on a popsicle > eating a banana.

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » September 23, 2004, 7:32 pm

I vote for the banana over the popsicle! An ex was an expert banana eater!

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » September 23, 2004, 7:41 pm

We should turn this into a poll then because you two are clearly wrong.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » September 23, 2004, 7:44 pm

I get the giggles when I see a man eating a banana...

I'm so immature.

(and this is why I always break off or cut bites of banana - never eat the whole thing)

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » September 23, 2004, 7:46 pm

Lol funny that you mention that, I am always careful when eating a banana not to take too large of a bite when guys are around. Eating them alone I go sylvia saint style!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » September 23, 2004, 8:21 pm

I can swallow a banana whole.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » September 23, 2004, 8:32 pm

Sirensa wrote:(and this is why I always break off or cut bites of banana - never eat the whole thing)

i've always eaten bananas by breaking off a piece at a time, but it's because i don't like to bite into a banana and get that mush in my front teeth. i'm very paranoid about getting food stuck in my teeth. :o

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 23, 2004, 8:39 pm

Sheryl wrote:
Sirensa wrote:(and this is why I always break off or cut bites of banana - never eat the whole thing)
i've always eaten bananas by breaking off a piece at a time, but it's because i don't like to bite into a banana and get that mush in my front teeth. i'm very paranoid about getting food stuck in my teeth.

Isn't it better to get that stuff in your mouth than all over your fingers? Sticky finger cleanup! : )

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » September 23, 2004, 9:14 pm

kyoukan wrote:I can swallow a banana whole.

I worship Kyou.

Dups. · Post by **Dups.** » September 23, 2004, 9:30 pm

kyoukan wrote:I can swallow a banana whole.

This was the real purpose of this thread

Thanks Kyo

Dups. · Post by **Dups.** » September 23, 2004, 9:33 pm

fuck, just noticed someone else made a poll.. Alas!!!

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » September 24, 2004, 1:02 am

It's ok, I am winning in them both!

archeiron · Post by **archeiron** » September 24, 2004, 1:09 am

kyoukan wrote:I can swallow a banana whole.

Arundel Pajo · Post by **Arundel Pajo** » September 24, 2004, 1:35 am

kyoukan wrote:I can swallow a banana whole.

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » September 25, 2004, 10:32 am

damn you guys think about this way too much

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » September 25, 2004, 12:40 pm

we're normal.

Toshira · Post by **Toshira** » September 25, 2004, 7:18 pm

Cherry stem into knot using tounge only > all.

Taequanleep · Post by **Taequanleep** » September 28, 2004, 9:09 pm

Unwrapping a starburst with tongue only > all!

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » September 28, 2004, 9:23 pm

Being used to say intelligent, wity remarks > all

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » September 28, 2004, 9:40 pm

A voice like Natalie Merchant, intellect like Einstein and soul like Ghandi > All

The cherry stem thing is just lagniappe...

Prettii Shei'tan · Post by **Prettii Shei'tan** » October 1, 2004, 11:12 am

Any woman that eats a popsicle, banana, or sucker in front of a man knows what he's thinking and should at least make it good

Dellin · Post by **Dellin** » October 3, 2004, 4:28 pm

on spring break last year in Panama city they had a dick sucking contest but of course you cant use the real thing so you had to use bananas instead. afterwards i brought back the chick that won second place and video taped her techniques<---------- no joke either.

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Woman + banana = Automatic thought

Popsicle or Banana?

Woman + banana = Automatic thought