Talcum Powder and Testicles.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » September 20, 2004, 1:50 am

Ok guys, here's one for you. Does your lady make you put talcum powder on your balls? I've been forced into this in an effort to 'keep you from scratching yourself', and now my sack smells like flowers.

I'm very unhappy, even tho they do feel kinda powdery smooth and nice.

Any other guys experience this?

Xatrei · Post by **Xatrei** » September 20, 2004, 1:59 am

Spankes · Post by **Spankes** » September 20, 2004, 2:35 am

what the fuck...

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » September 20, 2004, 2:44 am

why dont you tell her to apply the powder?

Post by **Xouqoa** » September 20, 2004, 3:02 am

Xatrei wrote:...

I agree.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » September 20, 2004, 3:18 am

So... get unscented talc and/or stop shaving your sack if it's that f'ing irritating

Jarori Bloodletter · September 20, 2004, 3:21 am

Akaran_D wrote:Ok guys, here's one for you. Does your lady make you put talcum powder on your balls? I've been forced into this in an effort to 'keep you from scratching yourself', and now my sack smells like flowers.

I'm very unhappy, even tho they do feel kinda powdery smooth and nice.

Any other guys experience this?

Um I tthink i was like 3 months when it happened last, Htf would I know..

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » September 20, 2004, 6:16 am

What's wrong with your sack smelling like flowers?

And quit shaving it, use a hair removal creme if thats the irritation.

Knibble · Post by **Knibble** » September 20, 2004, 7:44 am

smooth silky flower smelling balls is nice!

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » September 20, 2004, 9:36 am

It's not a smoothness issue, or even a hair issue. Sweaty balls = itchy balls, am I right?

TEG. Did you learn nothing from http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4507 - or think I did?

Knibble.. it's wrong.. it's very wrong..

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » September 20, 2004, 10:36 am

Get some Gold Bond medicated powder.

Animale · Post by **Animale** » September 20, 2004, 10:49 am

Men are supposed to scratch their balls. No way around it, even if it don't itch, scratch 'em.

Just say no to any foreign substance on your package.

Animale

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » September 20, 2004, 11:01 am

god what a gem that thread was

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » September 20, 2004, 11:07 am

Summer before last I found mine to be more sweaty that normal so I grabbed some baby powder one morning while changing my son and thought "eh, what the heck." Since then I found that a dab of J&J Baby Powder, on those particulary humid days, keeps my balls feeling fresh and cool all day!

Marb

Neost · Post by **Neost** » September 20, 2004, 11:52 am

I've never heard of Golden Bone medicated powder......

Kilmoll the Sexy · September 20, 2004, 12:01 pm

I will quote Buddy from Just One of the Guys....."All balls itch. It is a fact."

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 20, 2004, 12:55 pm

you are one whipped motherfucker
i will scratch my balls all goddamn day and i don't give a fuck who doesn't like it.
YOU CAN TAKE MY SCROT..... BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY FREEDOMMMMMMM

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » September 20, 2004, 1:06 pm

I have been using hair removal creme on my package for liek 2 years, never given me any trouble, its a mosre smooth feeling than a razor imho and sharp objects around my fella make me nervous.

Plus the chicks dig it.

Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » September 20, 2004, 1:18 pm

we need a smiley with a whip .... we know who wears the pants in the family =-)

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » September 20, 2004, 2:13 pm

he'll release his balls really smell when they finally drop.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » September 20, 2004, 3:13 pm

ROFL!

And we learn another tidbit about Akaran's sack grooming habits.

Does your wife not like having hair in her mouth when she goes down on you or something?

Also, if she's the one making you groom down there, I hope to god that you're having her give you the same courtesy.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » September 20, 2004, 4:20 pm

Ani: If her hair is going up my nose, it gets trimmed..
Just a personal rule of mine.

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » September 20, 2004, 7:14 pm

Just when I thought it wasn't possible to know even more about your private parts...

neon pink.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » September 20, 2004, 7:17 pm

bitch.

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » September 20, 2004, 7:32 pm

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » September 20, 2004, 7:56 pm

Never had itchy balls. Can't really say!

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » September 20, 2004, 8:19 pm

Legenae wrote:neon pink.

umm WTFF?

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » September 20, 2004, 8:41 pm

I am NOT answering that question, Ten.

Soreali · Post by **Soreali** » September 20, 2004, 9:39 pm

Thats all I can say Ak

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » September 20, 2004, 9:43 pm

Hmmm..

Neon pink??

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » September 20, 2004, 9:55 pm

Ani - no.

Siji · Post by **Siji** » September 20, 2004, 10:59 pm

T.M.I.

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » September 20, 2004, 11:39 pm

Animalor wrote:Hmmm..

Neon pink??

But does it glow under a blacklight?

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » September 20, 2004, 11:42 pm

The cat is out of the, ahem, bag.

Enquiring minds want to know!

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » September 21, 2004, 12:23 am

sigh.. alright.
It involved an incident with a "heated massage oil" that unfortunately stained my wanker neon pink for a while.

It felt fine at first, but then the way I was laying caused some of it to run under my sack and eventually to my asshole, at which point the burning sensation of a barrel of angry hornets cracked out on jalepenos erupted around the opening of my bowels, which not only totally ruined the mood, but it also wouln't stop even after some interesting positioning of a towel to absorb the offending, burning, fluid.

It was after making a mad dash through a two story house to the nearest shower and after I hosed my crack down with ice cold water for a good 5 minutes to stop the agonizing pain that I discovered that the "oil" had stained the skin of a certain bodily organ that I'm very attached to neon pink, which lasted for a couple days, even after vigorous scrubbing.

Much laughter was had by the female who had helped me apply the lotion to begin with, and then the few people that harassed me into telling them why I was in such a foul mood later that night. ><

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » September 21, 2004, 1:05 am

*claps*

Banky Edwards approves of this story.

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » September 21, 2004, 1:09 am

Bah. You had to tell them eh?

Now what will I use to blackmail you with!?

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » September 21, 2004, 1:10 am

I dub thee...

Sir

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » September 21, 2004, 1:11 am

so legs....did you apply the lotion?

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » September 21, 2004, 1:13 am

Laliana wrote:so legs....did you apply the lotion?

No no!! I'm happily married to someone else! I was guilded with Akaran when I was still playing EQ and he told a couple of us this story, which we thought was hilarious. I haven't let him live it down.

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » September 21, 2004, 8:37 am

Hmm, lets see, first you manage to use hair removal stuff all over it and get burnings for a few days, then you turn it pink with oils for a few days.
Dont you think its time you stopped using your private parts the way medical companies use rabbits?

Siji · Post by **Siji** » September 21, 2004, 8:49 am

So it would be accurate for someone to call you a flaming asshole.. Right?

Neziroth · Post by **Neziroth** » September 21, 2004, 9:13 am

I give this thread 10/10.

Bwhaha pinky

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » September 21, 2004, 9:25 am

I think Hesten is just jealous Akaran is seeing so much action!

A neon pink dildo does sound rather extreme though.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » September 21, 2004, 9:54 am

If your balls itch I suggest you bathe more often you mingin' pikeys!

Arundel Pajo · Post by **Arundel Pajo** » September 21, 2004, 10:54 am

Sweet Jesus, Mary and Joseph, Akaran......keep all creams, ointments, tinctures, etc, *away* from the weenus at all costs!

Letania · Post by **Letania** » September 21, 2004, 11:05 am

After five years of knowing you, your adventures in disaster, genital or otherwise, still amaze me.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » September 21, 2004, 11:28 am

I broke some stockroom shelves using a platform lifter a few days ago at Sears.. I crushed my nuts a couple months ago in an unfortunate weight lifting accident.. I knocked down a floor-to-ceiling sign that hit a clothes rack a couple weeks back, creating a thunderous noise and scaring the piss out of four old ladies by just brushing against said signpost..

My life is never boring.

Canorous · Post by **Canorous** » September 21, 2004, 11:58 am

Oh my god.

If you don't want the flowery smell maybe just try a non-scented talcum powder.....

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 21, 2004, 12:33 pm

vn_Tanc wrote:If your balls itch I suggest you bathe more often you mingin' pikeys!

I don't know about your inferior brit sacks, but I know I wash my balls often and they itch a lot..

IT IS OUR GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO SCRATCH OUR NUTS WHENEVER WE WANT! Sometimes I'll be walking down the produce isle at the grocery store, then I'll scratch my nuts and then run a few freshness checks on the lettuce.

VeeshanVault

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