BMX XXX (Link is Borderline NWS)

Post by **Xouqoa** » October 18, 2002, 2:32 pm

http://www.bmxxxx.com/

What the hell... ? I saw this linked on Penny Arcade ...

Aeril Crimsonhawk · Post by **Aeril Crimsonhawk** » October 18, 2002, 2:43 pm

That's pretty strange ....

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » October 18, 2002, 2:45 pm

I mean yeah man. Who wouldn't wanna see a barechested chick wiping out on a BMX and scraping up her tits to shit on some pavement.

PC PORT PLZ!!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » October 18, 2002, 4:52 pm

whoa

Live strippers, pimps, hos and enough dog doo to make you piss your pants!

From experience, that is a lot of dog doo. It will take a very sophisticated game engine to render so much in one pile.

Lexien · Post by **Lexien** » October 18, 2002, 4:58 pm

OMG

i want that game!

The purple pimp has some funny lines in the movie!!

Kaldaur · Post by **Kaldaur** » October 18, 2002, 6:41 pm

Monday's edition of the Wall Street Journal had a nice section about Nintendo's efforts to cater to the older audiences, breaking away from such games as Pokemon and Mario. It was an interesting read, and BMX-XXX came up as one of their flagship mature games. It's worth a read, if you can find the article. I read it on paper, so do not have a link to provide.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » October 18, 2002, 10:48 pm

Right Click on the link and "Save Target As..."

http://209.10.163.130/aux/bmxxxx/movies/mpg_01.mpg

Millie · Post by **Millie** » October 19, 2002, 12:54 am

Show the world how much of a loser you are by purchasing a video game with animated breasts!

I am making a one-time offer to anyone considering buying this game. Send me the $50 you would blow on "BMX XXX," and I'll use it to buy you a year's subscription to Playboy.* If you're going to be a lifeless freak, at least have the decency to objectify REAL women -- not some poorly rendered imitations.

(*Playboy can be substituted for Penthouse, Hustler, Shaved, Over 40, Big Black Ass, Elf Sex, or any other bizarre fetish magazine of your choice. You filthy, filthy pervert.)

Cotto · Post by **Cotto** » October 19, 2002, 8:54 am

If i take that $50 and buy PoP can I still be a filthy pervert? I dont want to be left out.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » October 19, 2002, 2:27 pm

Fuck you, Millie. Playboy is a quality magazine.

Millie · Post by **Millie** » October 19, 2002, 2:48 pm

Searyx wrote:You have added this person to your Ignore List. Click HERE to view this post.

Awww, how cute. He thinks people are reading him.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » October 19, 2002, 3:13 pm

I know you did, or you wouldn't have bothered to reply. How did you find out the post had anything to do with you?

Playboy > Millie

Drolgin Steingrinder · October 19, 2002, 4:12 pm

Millie, do you consider the women depicted in Playboy "real women"?

I consider them 80% human, 20% silicone...

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » October 19, 2002, 4:21 pm

More like 40% human, 20% silicone, and 40% airbrush.