Cockblock friend

Rivera Bladestrike · September 12, 2004, 5:11 am

How does one bring it out to a person, of whom you're very good friends with, one who may be sharing rent costs with you, that they are a massive cockblock. Not only to you but friends as well. For instance, you, cockblocker, girlfriend all head back to the room after the party, and his presense kills your chances of getting laid, and even with friends where the friend and a girl and you, and cockblocker all start back from a party... You realise that we were heading in the direction of the room where the guy and girl want to get it on, you say you're headed home, but the cockblock friend thinks his presense is warrented and stays... Wtf, I mean i don't want to hurt his feelings and say that he should go the fuck home / somewhere else to prevent cockblocking....

- Disgruntled party go-er....

Spang · Post by **Spang** » September 12, 2004, 5:48 am

what's more important to you, sex or friendship...that will answer your question.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » September 12, 2004, 6:14 am

If he's you're friend, he will understand if you sit down, talk to him, and tell him that he's being a cockblock. My friends and I, we all do this if someone is being a douche. They figure it out after we A) cuss them out or B) have a talk. Its just that simple. Still friends here.

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » September 12, 2004, 6:34 am

Yeah, sit him down and talk to him about it, if he is a friend he will understand no problem.

Lor · Post by **Lor** » September 12, 2004, 10:05 am

A friend will understand that you want to get your wick wet and have no problem leaving.

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » September 12, 2004, 10:31 am

Sounds like you have a stupid friend that cant put 2 and 2 together.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » September 12, 2004, 10:38 am

Ermmm, if I'm the cockblocker, and I'm paying rent, and I don't have somewhere *very* convenient to "go" just because your latest victim is too uptight to fuck with someone else in the house... your problem

Rivera Bladestrike · September 12, 2004, 5:03 pm

Lynks wrote:Sounds like you have a stupid friend that cant put 2 and 2 together.

Yeah, this is the problem for the most part....

Acies · Post by **Acies** » September 12, 2004, 8:14 pm

Okay Riv, what degree of cock-blockage are we talking about here? Also, do you share a room with this guy? What exactly is he doing that prevents you from getting laid?

Info plz!

Stalker Vacio · Post by **Stalker Vacio** » September 12, 2004, 8:37 pm

Sounds like you need a wingman or possibily a wing dog.

Asheran Mojomaster · September 12, 2004, 10:32 pm

If he shares a room with you then you are shit out of luck, but otherwise, just explain it to him and set up some sort of signal between you that you can give if you need him to go find something else to do (but again if you share a room, dunno what you are gonna do, cause would be wrong to tell him to get out of his own room).

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » September 13, 2004, 12:59 am

HAHA creative code words!

"Hey Joe, I'm feeling like cherry pie tonight, do you mind driving to the bakery in the next town?"

Talelor · Post by **Talelor** » September 13, 2004, 2:09 am

Sitting him down and talking to him? That isn't gonna happen if "Cockblock" is part of his everyday vocabulary. However, Just make a subtle comment next time it happens such as "Fucking Cockblock". Laugh a lil' then be on yuor merry way. It'll work, that way you avoid the akward talk as well as not coming off as a complete ass.

Knibble · Post by **Knibble** » September 13, 2004, 3:24 am

So basically you don't want cockblock watching you get your wick wet?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 13, 2004, 3:30 am

Stalker Vacio wrote:Sounds like you need a wingman or possibily a wing dog.

hehe, show him the Coors Wingman commercial and see if he gets the hint:

http://www.dailyfoo.com/?i=1332

Nick · Post by **Nick** » September 13, 2004, 6:03 am

Ahhh, the old cockblock moron routine of retarded jealous wannabewickwetters. I used to live with a prick that did this as he was madly in love with my woman, I found the most suitable way of dealing with this was by simply telling him to fuck off as he was being a child. Problem solved, the guy is also still a good friend, he was just a little stupid back then...

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » September 13, 2004, 6:31 am

That Wingman commercial fucking rawks! I wanna have a Coors light right now, too bad I have never sene them for sale here.

Rasspotari · Post by **Rasspotari** » September 13, 2004, 8:24 am

Spang wrote:what's more important to you, sex or friendship...that will answer your question.

lol

Toshira · Post by **Toshira** » September 13, 2004, 5:34 pm

Perhaps you're cockblocking him?

Acies · Post by **Acies** » September 13, 2004, 6:11 pm

Toshira wrote:Perhaps you're cockblocking him?

Heh. I can see his roommate now:

"Hey bud, look we need to chat. You see, I am trying to get laid and your fucking up my chances with your girlfriend. Could you kindly take a walk? k thx."

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 16, 2004, 9:10 am

Just tell him straight out, "Dude, go away. I want to get laid tonight and you are killing the mood. All I need is 5 minutes of you being gone."

Spang · Post by **Spang** » September 16, 2004, 11:15 am

I see you had your mind all made up you group of
Pitiful liars. Before I woke to face the day, your master
Plan transpired. -Something told me- this job had more to
Meet the eye. My song is not believed? My words some-
What deceiving? Now I'm unwhole.

You've waged a war of nerves
But you can't crush the kingdom

Can't be what your idols are. Can't leave the scar.
You cry for compensation. I ask you please just give us...

5 minutes alone

I read your eyes, your mind was made up. You took me for
A fool. You used complexion of my skin for a counter
Rascist tool. -You can't burn me- I've spilled my guts out
In the past. Taken advantage of because you know where

I've come [from]. My past.
You've waged a war of nerves
But you can't crush the kingdom

Can't be what your idols are. Can't leave the scar.
You cry for compensation. I ask you please just give us...

5 minutes alone