What Gender is it?

Valgul · Post by **Valgul** » October 17, 2002, 12:45 pm

WHAT GENDER IS IT?

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it...and, of course, there's the hot air part.

SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.

SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider . . . it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

EDIT: WOOT! I get a star!!!!

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » October 17, 2002, 1:44 pm

Star pharming!

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » October 17, 2002, 1:48 pm

heh thanks for the laugh, is it Friday alrady?

noel · Post by **noel** » October 17, 2002, 2:16 pm

Valgul wrote:...and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push...

Speak for yourself, please.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » October 17, 2002, 2:56 pm

Not everyone had your kid sister to practice on Aranuil.

noel · Post by **noel** » October 17, 2002, 3:01 pm

I don't have a sister Bubba.

But the babysitter... god I miss those days.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » October 17, 2002, 3:05 pm

SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » October 17, 2002, 5:21 pm

Ive seen a picture of you valgul. Don't be so cocky when you are talking about gender misidentification. You look like an old woman.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » October 17, 2002, 5:23 pm

But the babysitter... god I miss those days.

I think every boy has had a "babysitter experiance" when they were young. I just hope yours was female like mine was!

noel · Post by **noel** » October 17, 2002, 5:32 pm

Yes, I can say for certain she was female. /smirk

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » October 17, 2002, 7:43 pm

Anyone else find it amusing that Dark Assassins in UP, among the most lethal backstabbers in EQ, are female?...

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Anuin · Post by **Anuin** » October 17, 2002, 8:24 pm

KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

Hehe

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » October 18, 2002, 12:18 pm

Arborealus wrote:Anyone else find it amusing that Dark Assassins in UP, among the most lethal backstabbers in EQ, are female?......

nothing is scarier than a ghoulish ancille!!

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