How to impress your girlfriend

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How to impress your girlfriend

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Have You Hugged An Iksar Today?

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Ouch! It's a toss up between this and the other posted movie of the guy slipping on the diving board for most painful movie of the week.
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Serious road rash...poor girl
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talk bout loving someone to pieces...maybe he can help her pick up the pieces of skin she'll have left on that pavement...
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ROFL, I always laugh at people that where a helmet and no other protection.
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Ouch, poor girl!
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She is gonna need OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of bandaids.
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Oh holy fucking OUCH!
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If you want to flex your penis with your motorcycle that's fine... Doing it with a passenger on the back just makes you an irresponsible moron.
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This guy needs one of those shirts that says "If you can read this that means the bitch fell off!" on the back :twisted:
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I never ride without gloves/boots/helmet.. must admit I didn't always wear a leather jacket in Texas because of the heat, but always wore jeans and a shirt that gave some slight protection. Wearing anything less is stupid. And I hate riding with a passenger.. it is fine if I want to kill myself but I don't want to take anyone else out with me heh.
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I hate riding with passengers that are a bit sketchy about motorcycles.

They always lean the wrong fucken way in a turn...grrrrrrr
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heh no kidding.. throws your balance off completely. Or just being nervous and tensing up when you lay the bike down slightly in turns.
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oh that poor woman.
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So what are the other 49 ways to leave your lover?
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Trek wrote:ROFL, I always laugh at people that where a helmet and no other protection.
yah. they should wear a helmet AND a condom, at least.
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girls only want guys with good skills, you know like nunchuck skills, computer hacking skills...
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damn no link access. any chance you can get another link to work >?
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Werd, need a relink to the vid.
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