9) Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they'vegot eleven Dicks on the field."
7) At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
6) Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
5) Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
4) Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
3) Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
2) Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
1) Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
