If cocksucking was an Olympic sport

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » August 27, 2004, 4:27 pm

Leyor would win gold for Denmark

Karae would be selected yet refuse to participate in the games as it is just another attempt by the U.S. to show their superiority.

Xzion would represent Spain and be disqualified for misspelling his own name on the forms.

Dregor would perform as well as any Canadian in any sport in the last 50 years and finish 12th.

Kelshara would represent 6 different countries and finish with a silver and bronze...and then be disqualified more times for doping.

Winnow would have a great shot at the gold, but much like any Arizona team, he would choke on the big one and be disappointing.

Sweden would send Drolgin who would be unable to compete through his rampant screaming of " I am not a fucking Swede you bastards!"

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » August 27, 2004, 4:30 pm

Are Altoids a controlled substance in this competition?

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » August 27, 2004, 4:35 pm

Post by **Sylvus** » August 27, 2004, 4:42 pm

If cocksucking was an Olympic sport...

I probably wouldn't watch it if there were only the afforementioned dudes competing.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » August 27, 2004, 4:47 pm

Which dudes competing in it would compel you to watch?

Post by **Sylvus** » August 27, 2004, 4:48 pm

The operative words were only and dudes.

I did, however, see that coming from a mile away. Oh well!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 27, 2004, 5:10 pm

Myself and the U.S.A. are boycotting this event due to illegal use of penis pumps by the Swedes.