Open Mouth, Insert Foot

Adelrune Argenti · Post by **Adelrune Argenti** » August 5, 2004, 5:11 pm

Ok, I am a Bush supporter but this is just bad. Someone really needs to give this guy lessons on speaking in public

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&c ... &printer=1

miir · Post by **miir** » August 5, 2004, 5:21 pm

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we

Classic

Niffoni · Post by **Niffoni** » August 5, 2004, 5:48 pm

Teehee! That white house doggie is so cute when President Cheney tells him to speak!

Crav · Post by **Crav** » August 5, 2004, 5:57 pm

They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we," Bush said.

I've never heard a truer statement come of his mouth.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 5, 2004, 6:54 pm

Here's some John Kerry humor:

http://users.boardnation.com/~kctv/inde ... readid=690

"The prisoner scandal is yet another election year problem for President Bush. And, with the economy still struggling, combat operations in Iraq dragging on, and the 9-11 hearings revealing damning information, even an opponent of limited political skill should be able to capitalize on those problems. The Democrats, however, chose to nominate John Kerry." -Jon Stewart

"John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them." -Jay Leno

"The Secret Service has announced it is doubling its protection for John Kerry. You can understand why. With two positions on every issue, he has twice as many people mad at him." -Jay Leno

"The White House begun airing their TV commercials to re-elect the president, and the John Kerry campaign is condemning his use of 9/11 in the ads. He said, it is unconscionable to use the tragic memory of a war in order to get elected, unless of course, it's the Vietnam War." -Jay Leno

"They had a profile of John Kerry on the news and they said his first wife was worth around $300 million and his second wife, his current wife, is worth around $700 million. So when John Kerry says he's going after the wealthy in this country, he's not just talking. He's doing it!" -Jay Leno

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » August 5, 2004, 7:13 pm

Winnow wrote:Here's some John Kerry humor:

http://users.boardnation.com/~kctv/inde ... readid=690

"The prisoner scandal is yet another election year problem for President Bush. And, with the economy still struggling, combat operations in Iraq dragging on, and the 9-11 hearings revealing damning information, even an opponent of limited political skill should be able to capitalize on those problems. The Democrats, however, chose to nominate John Kerry." -Jon Stewart

"John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them." -Jay Leno

"The Secret Service has announced it is doubling its protection for John Kerry. You can understand why. With two positions on every issue, he has twice as many people mad at him." -Jay Leno

"The White House begun airing their TV commercials to re-elect the president, and the John Kerry campaign is condemning his use of 9/11 in the ads. He said, it is unconscionable to use the tragic memory of a war in order to get elected, unless of course, it's the Vietnam War." -Jay Leno

"They had a profile of John Kerry on the news and they said his first wife was worth around $300 million and his second wife, his current wife, is worth around $700 million. So when John Kerry says he's going after the wealthy in this country, he's not just talking. He's doing it!" -Jay Leno

At least in a thread entitled open mouth insert foot, use quotes about him doing just that, come on Winnow you can do better then Leno quotes for this thread.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » August 5, 2004, 7:15 pm

Pherr the Dorf wrote:At least in a thread entitled open mouth insert foot, use quotes about him doing just that, come on Winnow you can do better then Leno quotes for this thread.

He really can't

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 5, 2004, 7:21 pm

Dregor Thule wrote:
Pherr the Dorf wrote:At least in a thread entitled open mouth insert foot, use quotes about him doing just that, come on Winnow you can do better then Leno quotes for this thread.
He really can't

I can only make stupid one line remarks that I steal from Dregor most of the time.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » August 5, 2004, 8:20 pm

Winnow wrote:
Dregor Thule wrote:
Pherr the Dorf wrote:At least in a thread entitled open mouth insert foot, use quotes about him doing just that, come on Winnow you can do better then Leno quotes for this thread.
He really can't
I can only make stupid one line remarks that I steal from Dregor most of the time.

Ouch. That stings. Throw in a sucking up comment too, it cuts like a knife! Keep looking like a limp noodle there, cochese.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 5, 2004, 8:41 pm

Dregor Thule wrote:
Winnow wrote:
Dregor Thule wrote:
Pherr the Dorf wrote:At least in a thread entitled open mouth insert foot, use quotes about him doing just that, come on Winnow you can do better then Leno quotes for this thread.
He really can't
I can only make stupid one line remarks that I steal from Dregor most of the time.
Ouch. That stings. Throw in a sucking up comment too, it cuts like a knife! Keep looking like a limp noodle there, cochese.

Isn't about time you went back to a normal sized avatar? You're not gaining any VVs with your ball fetish. It makes your one liners stand out even more as the post still creates a huge wasted gap of space in the thread.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » August 5, 2004, 8:52 pm

NICE EDIT

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » August 5, 2004, 8:53 pm

Just going to correct these quotes for you

Winnow wrote:
"John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them. <Applause>. He marries them...hehe..." -Jay Leno

"The Secret Service has announced it is doubling its protection for John Kerry. You can understand why. With two positions on every issue, he has twice as many people mad at him. <Applause> He has TWO positions, see? Two!" -Jay Leno

"The White House begun airing their TV commercials to re-elect the president, and the John Kerry campaign is condemning his use of 9/11 in the ads. He said, it is unconscionable to use the tragic memory of a war in order to get elected, unless of course, it's the Vietnam War. <Applause> Unless! Unless it's the Vietnam War. Anything but the Vietnam War. Oookay..." -Jay Leno

"They had a profile of John Kerry on the news and they said his first wife was worth around $300 million and his second wife, his current wife, is worth around $700 million. So when John Kerry says he's going after the wealthy in this country, he's not just talking. He's doing it! <Applause>. He's not just talking <emphatic hand gestures> , he's doing it!" -Jay Leno

Siji · Post by **Siji** » August 5, 2004, 9:44 pm

The difference being that other people have to make jokes to try to make Kerry look bad.. Bush does it all on his own.

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » August 5, 2004, 9:51 pm

Winnow you're getting beyond boring and trollish.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » August 6, 2004, 12:46 am

Kelshara wrote:Winnow you're getting beyond boring and trollish.

So Capt. I havent missed a meal in 10 yrs can put out his little one liners but when Winnow does it its trolling. Come on Kelshara!!

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » August 6, 2004, 12:58 am

Crav wrote:
They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we," Bush said.
I've never heard a truer statement come of his mouth.

true, at least that fucks being honest, for once

and winnow, you are becomming pretty bad, you dont speak your mind, or defend your positions at all, you just look for ways to attack the "godamnliberals"

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 6, 2004, 1:46 am

Xzion wrote:
Crav wrote:
They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we," Bush said.
I've never heard a truer statement come of his mouth.
true, at least that fucks being honest, for once

and winnow, you are becomming pretty bad, you dont speak your mind, or defend your positions at all, you just look for ways to attack the "godamnliberals"

If you want to see a poster that rants about politicians without backing it up go here.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 6, 2004, 2:11 am

BTW, it's funny how things change on this board.

http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/view ... +ign+vault

It's back to evil winnow atm!

It appears most of those links are dead now : ( The FoH vs CT one still lives though. Shame we never archived them!

Edit: I'm still banned from the old boards. Veeshan sever board was deleted but somehow one of the threads lives. If anyone can still log into IGN you may be able to pull someone's message history and find other threads that still live.

This is the thread that has one page that works out of the 10+ page thread:

http://vnboards.ign.com/message.asp?top ... eplies=355

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 6, 2004, 2:30 am

Thess · Post by **Thess** » August 6, 2004, 3:13 am

Winnow wrote:Edit: I'm still banned from the old boards. Veeshan sever board was deleted but somehow one of the threads lives. If anyone can still log into IGN you may be able to pull someone's message history and find other threads that still live.

While you are editing, don't forget to fix the word I put in bold.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 6, 2004, 3:16 am

Thess wrote:
Winnow wrote:Edit: I'm still banned from the old boards. Veeshan server board was deleted but somehow one of the threads lives. If anyone can still log into IGN you may be able to pull someone's message history and find other threads that still live.
While you are editing, don't forget to fix the word I put in bold.

fixed!

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » August 6, 2004, 10:47 am

So Capt. I havent missed a meal in 10 yrs can put out his little one liners but when Winnow does it its trolling. Come on Kelshara!!

My comment had nothing to do with one-liners. Well mostly nothing heh.

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » August 6, 2004, 12:56 pm

For suggesting Dregors avatar is inferior you should be stripped of your rank and lands, then summarily keelhauled.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 6, 2004, 1:14 pm

Krimson Klaw wrote:For suggesting Dregors avatar is inferior you should be stripped of your rank and lands, then summarily keelhauled.

Than at least crop it and use a version that fits in the suggested size for avatars like this:

It's even 32kb and can be uploaded to VV!

It's easy to modify gifs online for free here:

http://www.gifworks.com/

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » August 6, 2004, 1:28 pm

I thought we considered flaming of spelling errors to be held in bad taste? Or is it just against certain people that it is alright?

Niffoni · Post by **Niffoni** » August 6, 2004, 1:41 pm

For posting that link I promise never to call Winnow a dirty Yank ever again.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 6, 2004, 1:46 pm

Bubba Grizz wrote:I thought we considered flaming of spelling errors to be held in bad taste? Or is it just against certain people that it is alright?

I'm used to the harrassment Bubba. Correcting the meaning of words was out of someone's league so it's back to simple spelling errors.

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