Shoosh

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:00 pm

C: Yes, you did!

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:01 pm

O: I never, never did anything...

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:02 pm

C: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!

(Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:03 pm

C: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:04 pm

O: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:04 pm

C: STUNNED?!?

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:05 pm

O: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:08 pm

C: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:08 pm

O: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:10 pm

C: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:11 pm

O: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:11 pm

C: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.

(pause)

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:12 pm

C: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.

(pause)

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:13 pm

O: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:13 pm

C: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:14 pm

O: No no! 'E's pining!

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:15 pm

C: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!He's fuckin' snuffed it!..... THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

(pause)

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:16 pm

O: Well, I'd better replace it, then.

(he takes a quick peek behind the counter)

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:17 pm

O: Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of parrots.

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:18 pm

C: I see. I see, I get the picture.

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:20 pm

O: (pause) I got a slug.

(pause)

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:20 pm

C: Pray, does it talk?

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:21 pm

O: Nnnnot really.

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:22 pm

C: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:23 pm

O: Well! I never wanted to do this in the first place. I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » July 6, 2002, 8:24 pm

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 6, 2002, 9:59 pm

The world is not enough

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 6, 2002, 10:08 pm

Goldfinger

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 6, 2002, 10:12 pm

On her Majesties Secret Service

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 6, 2002, 10:18 pm

Casino Royale

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 6, 2002, 10:22 pm

Dr. No

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 6, 2002, 10:23 pm

From Russia with love

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 6, 2002, 10:23 pm

Thunderball

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 6, 2002, 10:24 pm

You only live twice

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 6, 2002, 10:25 pm

Diamonds are forever

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 6, 2002, 10:27 pm

Live and let Die

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 6, 2002, 10:28 pm

The Man with the Golden Gun

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 6, 2002, 10:30 pm

The Spy who loved me

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 6, 2002, 10:30 pm

Moonraker

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 6, 2002, 10:35 pm

For your eyes only

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 6, 2002, 10:39 pm

Octopussy

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 6, 2002, 10:39 pm

Never say Never Again

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 6, 2002, 10:51 pm

A view to a kill

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 6, 2002, 10:52 pm

The Living Daylights

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 6, 2002, 10:52 pm

License to Kill

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 6, 2002, 11:10 pm

Goldeneye

Kylere · Post by **Kylere** » July 6, 2002, 11:17 pm

Tomorrow never dies

Cadienie · Post by **Cadienie** » July 7, 2002, 1:40 am

yeah but ... Who was the best James Bond actor?

/drool Sean Connery ...

QuietclawShadowlynx · Post by **QuietclawShadowlynx** » July 7, 2002, 1:06 pm

SEAN CONNERY!

Truant · Post by **Truant** » July 7, 2002, 2:20 pm

Kylere, don't forget, 'Die Another Day' due out in Nov '02

Sean was definately the best bond.

and Drolgin, my friend. I

Parrot Sketch.