One of my favorite jokes ...

Fredonia Coldheart · Post by **Fredonia Coldheart** » July 9, 2004, 7:56 pm

I know - it shows how much of a geek I am but -

Two strings walk into a bar and sit down.

The first string says "Bartender, give me a beer#%&*?>*$#!"

The second string says "You'll have to excuse my partner. He's not null terminated".

Dakamura_CT · Post by **Dakamura_CT** » July 10, 2004, 3:18 am

I don't get it... but here's one, how do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Anuin · Post by **Anuin** » July 10, 2004, 4:00 am

Dakamura_CT wrote:I don't get it... but here's one, how do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Your joke = fucking stupid.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » July 10, 2004, 4:24 am

Not answering the joke is the best means I've found to keep an idiot in suspense.

Nindalf · Post by **Nindalf** » July 16, 2004, 2:45 am

Somewhat related,
A guy in my year had a shirt which read,

'My compiler compiled yours'

I thought it was pretty good.

Llaffer · Post by **Llaffer** » July 16, 2004, 3:39 am

Did I get the joke - yes.

did I think it was funny - no

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » July 16, 2004, 1:37 pm

Nindalf wrote:Somewhat related,
A guy in my year had a shirt which read,

'My compiler compiled yours'

I thought it was pretty good.

ASM geeks > all

I think my scariest encounter with a true "girl geek" was a kid in first year Comp Engineering degree who's 15 year old cousin/girlfriend (I was never game to ask) debugged half the tutorial groups M8600 code (scarier still, her specialty was intel assembly..)

Goth Ranger · Post by **Goth Ranger** » July 16, 2004, 2:55 pm

How do you make a blonde give you head twice?
Just wait till she forgets she did it the first time.

How many goth kids to screw in a light bulb?
Hard to tell, soon as its on, they run like roaches.

Why do black people never dream?
Last one who did got shot.

How do you drown a retard?
Superglue a scratch & sniff to the pool bottom

Why does Mike Tyson get red eyes after sex?
Mace does that to you

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » July 16, 2004, 3:59 pm

oh look, hes up to 9th grade jokes now