Papering?

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » October 4, 2002, 5:47 pm

This is silly but what the hell, might ask anyway.

I believe this is called papering, where you string toilet paper all over someone's trees and house. Whenever I see it it cracks me up but I have no clue what the purpose of this is.
Last weekend I passed a high school where the whole front yard, trees, shrubs, traffic signs were draped thick with paper. Too bad I didn't have a camera but this was the most hillarious thing I've seen in a while.

So someone enlighten me please, why is this actually done?

Mawafu · Post by **Mawafu** » October 4, 2002, 5:50 pm

For the hell of it.

And I've always heard it referred to as "TP"ing

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » October 4, 2002, 6:00 pm

round h'yah, we call it "rolling"

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » October 4, 2002, 6:03 pm

lol fair enough, so how do you pick your victim? Someone you don't like? Or just random house on a secluded street with lots of things to wrap in paper?

Ulvian · Post by **Ulvian** » October 4, 2002, 6:07 pm

Ways to pick a victim.
a.) The asshole who tried to screw your girlfriend at some_party_00
b.) The old cat lady who's a bitch to everyone
c.) Your PMS-Queen English Teacher
d.) Random

The true joy of papering is walking by the next day (preferably after it rains) and watch the poor saps trying to get the TP cleaned up

Oh yea...I usually use the Quilted stuff ><

Mawafu · Post by **Mawafu** » October 4, 2002, 6:10 pm

What Ulvian said, plus usually schools are done by the graduating class.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » October 4, 2002, 6:29 pm

Usually around here it is done during the HS Homecoming. A local school just suspended 7 of their football team's starters for the Homecoming game because they were caught TP'ing. They hope to set an example. I think they are next year's targets of choice.

Skunki · Post by **Skunki** » October 4, 2002, 6:37 pm

In the town where i grew up in Cali, usually the victim is someone you like a friend, girlfriend/boyfriend etc. It is also accompined by shaving cream on the car and boxes of cheerios and the tongs of plastic forks poored in the yard. Why this town does it this way i do not know, kind of mean to do that to someone you care about =/

noel · Post by **noel** » October 4, 2002, 6:39 pm

We call it 'TPing' here in Cali, and we would usually do it to someone we didn't like. We'd also occasionally do it when we knew a bunch of girls were having a slumber party. Nothing better than TPing a house when you know that the people inside are awake.

If you wanted to be really cruel, an entire box of laundry detergent poured on the person's front lawn can be fun as well.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » October 4, 2002, 7:48 pm

We called it TP'ing as well.

But we prefered to "Spork" Sporking is where you acquire oodles of plastic sporks and stick their handles into your victims grass. So it blankets their yard with a pretty array of sporked goodness.

It really does indeed own TP'ing.

And if you are too cheap to buy a case of sporks.. a months worth of slyly ripping off Taco Bell works as well.

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » October 4, 2002, 8:11 pm

hmmm a Taco Bell reference immediately following a post by Aranuil.. i sense a pattern developing here..

-Ajran

noel · Post by **noel** » October 4, 2002, 8:19 pm

Out of curiosity has anyone ever gone 'tray surfing'?

This is where you steal a tray from any of the fast food restaurants, then stand on it while holding onto the back of a vehicle, and surf behind the vehicle.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » October 4, 2002, 8:47 pm

The method we used to pick was that a certain group of friends would do stuff together every weekend (this is in highschool, the last time I papered anyone)...whoever did NOT come out that weekend, got papered....needless to say with a decent sized group, you have someone to roll every weekend. Also being in a fairly small suburb, we were bored to the point of stupiditiy, so we often tried to get in innocent trouble.

Pointers,
1) Buy the store brand 2 ply. 24 rolls for the price of 6 makes more paper for the trees!
2) Get at least 3 or 4 people BESIDES the driver. If cars/cops are spotted you gotta go and you need someone in the driver' seat at all times for a getaway.
3) Get a pickup, open all the packages of toilet paper and stack all the rolls in neat rows near the tailgate for easy access. For added bonus, pull the truck up into the yard and paper without ever leaving the bed or the truck, aka the hit and run special
4) aim high...go for over the trees, not in the trees.

Ahh, the memories

Edit, Aran...yes tray surfed once, burned it up too fast. We always took a shopping cart from the 24 hour grocery store, tied it to the trailer hitch, and took turns doing shopping cart derby races. With a bicycle helmet of course (like it helped much when we spilled but it probably saved a few lives)

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » October 4, 2002, 9:04 pm

where i come from we calls it 'dating'

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » October 4, 2002, 9:58 pm

ROFL sporking

Truant · Post by **Truant** » October 5, 2002, 12:29 am

The way we did 'sporking' was to buy a case of clear plastic forks. Stick said forks into the yard and break the prongs off into the grass. Do this with several hundred (or a thousand) forks (About 10 people, each with a box) and you'll be well off. When said victim goes to mow their yard the prongs get shredded into white plastic snow that covers their yard.

Christmas in July

This took too much effort and cost OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS tho :\

Man I was a troublemaker in highschool

Dreadnaught · Post by **Dreadnaught** » October 5, 2002, 12:33 am

bah , lightweight stuff... flamming potato guns are where its at!

Ransure · Post by **Ransure** » October 5, 2002, 1:35 am

Mail box explosions with Drano Bombs..... kinda funny to watch a bomb go off 10 minutes after its set and blow a mailbox 15 feet into the air

Plastic forks rule... always good fun

If your feeling extremely mean in the summertime... bologny(sp) on the car can make some pretty neat designs... (dries, hardens and bonds to the paint, to remove, peel back... walla! fresh surface ready for primer!)

Pubin · Post by **Pubin** » October 5, 2002, 9:59 am

I thought sporking is what you did on your girlfriend's sheets after a crazy five minutes of action.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » October 5, 2002, 12:42 pm

Ok in Canada we Egg peoples houses in the winter... and their cars in the summer...

Egg is almost impossible to get off when frozen or when sun baked...

Never been tray surfin, when it snows we just hitch a ride almost anywhere. Grab the back bumper of a car and off ya go. (note use treadless boots)

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » October 5, 2002, 1:10 pm

Where I live it's kind of a mixture between sporking and tping, sometimes they'll throw in a volly of egg artiliary fire from across a row of houses... eggs could be oranges/grapefruit depending on whats on nearby trees, usually oranges.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » October 5, 2002, 1:12 pm

When I was a youngin' back in Arkansas, me and some friends used to go "rolling" every Halloween. We would also melt shaving cream nozzles a bit to get better distance

Baglaz · Post by **Baglaz** » October 5, 2002, 1:26 pm

Dreadnaught knows whats up, Potato Guns are the shit!!

If you can get some of the good restaurant quality saran wrap, wrapping up people's cars with it is a good time, especially if you do it while they're at a bar.

Xyphir · Post by **Xyphir** » October 5, 2002, 4:18 pm

I never heard of the 'sporking', but sounds interesting.

A group of friends and I TPed this jackass from my high school. This was a fairly long time ago, but I still remember it like it was yesterday. There were about a half-dozen of us, and we decided to make it a little more fun by 'borrowing' about 20 real estate signs to stick in front of his house, made even funnier since it was military housing. We were almost done TPing when someone yelled out, "Hey! What do you think you're doin'?!" We were all accounted for except my genius friend that was TPing the car in the carport. When he didn't make it back to the getaway car, we left. The bastard hauled ass down the street. I guess calling his name out wasn't a good idea. We should have used our code-names. I can just see us all yelling out, "Cornbread?!" at 2AM.

good times...

Terarle · Post by **Terarle** » October 6, 2002, 1:23 am

Ahhh, Tp'ing and Tray Surfing.

Bout two years ago, me and some friends were out on a marathon Tping streak. We hit 52 houses, in these rich areas with lots of tree's. Was only 3 of us doing are work, and hot damn were we pro's. Roughly at 4am, my ex-girlfriend caught us 2 blocks from her house. As she was a intended target

busted us.

Picture 3 People in ski masks decked out in black, we looked like freakin ninjas.

After that we celebrated by raidin a Local wendys, Stole 3 trays. Hooked 3 ropes up to my Friends Expedition. And had some fun down main street

Omniz · Post by **Omniz** » October 6, 2002, 5:06 am

along this line of thought..... next time a election comes up get about 50 signs and put them in some poor saps yard, or go looking for construction barricades and steal the lights and put them in the yard. Nothing like 20 lights flashing in someone front yard at night.

Xanupox · Post by **Xanupox** » October 6, 2002, 11:35 am

When I was a wee lad.. yeah.

What we did was a mix of all of these plus some. Lets see...

1) "TPing" yes, we called it that. Yes as someone mentioned earlier the cheaper 1-2 ply is the preferred, "borrow" it from the school or workplace one roll at a time to prevent mass purchasing on the day of event, plus this leaves no store record of.. "yeah saw 4 boys come in here and buy 20 rolls of TP,.. yeah officer.. thats them!"

Keys to TPing are aiming high and tossing it OVER obstables, Shrubs, Trees, Rooftops, Cars. What makes it best is if there is a wet morning dew that sets up, it makes the effect Long lasting since you can no longer just pick it up as it falls apart. Another reason for the cheap 1-2 ply stuff.

2) Egging, yes we egged also. We had mobile and stationary egging sessions if I recall. Both having elements of danger within them.

First mobile egging. Must have a car that no one will recognize easily. Something that is common and no distinct markings or deformaties on it. =) Bummerstickers, special paintjobs etc. = no go. What you really want is a 4-door car with bench seats, so you can stack 10-15 dozen eggs in between the passengers in both front and back. The optimal load for this type of mission is around 20-30 dozen eggs.

Drive-bys (where everyone including the driver lob eggs from the slowly moving car and into.. parked cars, lawns, mail boxes, fronts of houses)

Stop-and-Go's (where everyone but the driver takes part.. driver must stay in car with car running for fast get-a-way) Other egg tossers will get out of car with a supply of eggs sufficient for the mission.. hit quick and fast then return to car and get the hell out of there!

Drive-Thru's (goto a drive up, dangerous nowdays with all the recording cameras) Cover its menu with eggs, then come to the window and lob a few as you go on thru. Please have assistance and ensure there is no line you will get stuck in on your route between the menu and cashier window =-)

Drop-Off' (This is where you are on a one-lane road.. meaning, one road one way, one road the opposite... mostly in country areas of narrow city passages. This is best for driver and the person sitting behind driver. You are driving at night preferably also.. hell all this should be done at night. See headlights of oncoming car... ensure your window is down the fullest... do not try to get fancy and use more than one egg, the backspash will often hit your own car when doing this... yeah to the point.. the car is coming just before it passes you headon, you and your partner lob an egg each directly to your side and if timed right the eggs will splatter all over the windshield of the oncoming car.. this is dangerous!

a) Often this type of egging results in highspeed chase!

b) Often your car ID gets reported to the law, because the person you were egging see's your license plate and car description!

c) Sometimes you can get shot at!

d) You could kill someone this way, you shouldnt egg "Drop-off" style on cars that are moving fast!

Most cars have a light over the rear license plate.. remove the light for the rest of this mission. Some make an arguement to remove the ID plate entirely... well this I do not reccomend as it will draw the attention of the police and others more readily.. your choice! RULES for mobile Egging are:

a) Have a legal and "talented" driver.

b) DO NOT BUY the eggs in MASS from same store. (There is firmly believed to be an offical mass egg purchase reporting system to the FBI)

c) DO NOT BUY eggs in your local community!

d) NEVER egg in your local community when using mobile egging methods!

e) NEVER"double back" and view your handywork in the same car when mobile egging, this is the way 95% of mobile eggers get caught!

f) If you get in a highspeed chase, pull off on a highway. Wait for the person chasing you to get out of thier car and come up to yours... just before they get to you.. QUICKLY take off and leave them behind and take the first exit available.

Thats all I can tell you about mobile egging, next we have stationary egging which is stupid.

In stationary egging, you find a tactical location where you can hurl eggs as passerbys without being revealed. This is difficult and the selection of areas are very limited. Most of the time you will get caught doing this, so travel light and have an escape plan.

a) Since you will have to make a quick get-a-way most likely go lightly equipped. This is not mobile egging, so do not bring 20 dozen eggs. 1-2 dozen at most per egg tosser.

b) Know your target, do not egg police officers!

c) If you hit someone and they spot you.. do NOT stay where you are.. just stash your eggs if possible and then run like hell to your escape route! Do not return to scene if you left any ammunition, they will be waiting for you!

d) Fat people dont try this, you will get ran down and caught!

Next we have the special, this is not egg nor TP.. if your still reading this, then well it has been worth it to get to this section!

Bag of Flour section.

This is a rare and exclusive art, and it is mostly secretive in nature. The results are however outstanding when done correctly and in the proper environment.

a) Nightime is a must

b) Wet/Dewy/light drizzle atmosphere is also a highly added bonus to the effect

c) Secluded area where you can observe your work and others will not hamper your mission, as in you dont want some idiot coming along on foot and seeing you setup. Do this in an area where people do not walk.. vehicle only type area... country road, wooded community road.. etc.

d) Need two people, but you could prolly do it alone

e) A location on a narrow road that has TWO telephone poles directly across from each other. This could be the hard part for you, it never was for me.. once you find a few of these types of places make note of them

Equipment needed is:
a) 1 roll of 25-30 pound fishing line
b) 1 roll of industrial "silver duct tape"
c) a pound bag of white flour
d) pocket knife

d) optional - 1 can flat black spray paint

First prep the flour bag. Open both ends of the bag slightly and shove the fishing line thru the bag and pull it out the other open end. Flour bag should now be attached to the fishing line. Take a 10-12 inch portion of the silver duct tape and place it across the OUTSIDE of the flourbag where the fishing line is being held... this will support the bag and prevent it from ripping/tearing/falling off the line.

Leave the ends of the flour bag open, but not completely open.. dont want the flour to spill out.

Goto your spot that you will set this up at, make sure no one is around. Take the end of the fishing line and pull it thru the bag more and tie this loose end to a telephone pole on one side of a road. Tie this line TIGHT, in a knot. About 3 feet off the ground.

Next quickly set the flour bag in the LANE and on the road you want it hit.

Have your friend that is with you hold the flour bag up to the height you desire, lower for sport cars, higher for trucks.

Now take the other end of the line, with the spool on it if fishing line.. adjust it on the pole opposite side of the road, pull off enough excess to tie your knot.. dont be stingy with the line. you dont want to cut it off and not have enough to tie the knot.

Tie the knot off.. now you have a flour bag suspended in the air, over a lane in the road. If you have that can of flat black spray paint, go paint the flour bag black and spray any of the flour that may of fell onto the road black also.

Now you get back and wait. It should be nightime.. so sound travels well.

If you are in the countryside, you will be able to hear your victim coming from far off. Make SURE you do not burst out in uncontrollable laughter when the event occurs, because they WILL come back to look for you!

You can get the entire, setup and installation method down into a <1 minute job with proper practice. Just dont get caught.

Have an escape route on foot planned out, have your car parked far away and do not linger at the scene too long afterward... no laughing out loud it reveals your position!

The effects are again, determined by the weather. Heavy dew or light mist/drizzle are the best... its like a car covered in pancake mix!

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » October 6, 2002, 10:29 pm

Shitting on people's windshields was pretty popular. So was having the passenger in your car grab a shopping cart, speed up and aim for the nicest car in the lot, then let go. Torpedos away!

I would probably kill anyone if I saw them doing this today. Cars are too expensive to fuck with.

Drustwyn · Post by **Drustwyn** » October 6, 2002, 11:42 pm

I'm not sure if I have anyone 'beat' in this category but I have a few fun stories.

My friends and I had a super soaker 300 (the one that first came out with the big water tank on back - they stopped selling them in my area). We filled it with water and also filled up some 2 liters full of water.

We went downtown and sprayed all sorts of people.. my favorite people to spray were the prostitute that we would coax near our car and then 'get them wet' in a different way.

My favorite incident was when we saw a lady talking on a payphone on a corner near a gas station. She had HUGE hair that was elaborately braided. We pulled up to the corner and stopped at the light. "What's up bitch!" my friend yelled and I completely soaked her from head to toe while she was STILL talking on the phone. She started SCREAMING on the phone and i almost shit myself I was laughing so hard - She didn't drop the phone the entire time.

The next week my friends and I went skating at an indoor skating arena... It just so happened that the lady was there and she came up to my friend who had driven and said "I just dun got my hair done and I swear on all thats holy that you sprayed me down."

I made a gas station sign say "We came in your milk," a church sign say "dicks cum up now", a pet supply shop sign say "super sex toy sale," and another gas station say "beat the meat, auto condom services." My school's sign "Tri-Unity Asses Enrolling Now".

We would also do 'trash'... someone would hold the trash cans (the ones with wheels) out the passenger side.. the driver would speed up as fast as possible... then the passenger would let go to let the can hit the curb. Trash covered people's front lawns... was hilarious.

long winded

sorry.

Augie · Post by **Augie** » October 7, 2002, 7:14 am

It amazes me that the human race hasn't become extinct yet!

Kaldaur · Post by **Kaldaur** » October 7, 2002, 12:46 pm

The bologne has been done here before. The thing to do is create strips of bologne in neat words, such as "Assgobbler" or "Smoker of fine cocks" on the hood of the car. You MUST allow the bologne to sit for several hours to allow for the paint to peel off. In the morning, voila! you have a message on the hood of your ex-girlfriend's 2002 Mitsubishi Spyder. Such a great feeling...

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » October 7, 2002, 1:29 pm

excellent "how-to" Xan. LOL

our favorite thing in college was to attempt to bomb the MetroRail with waterballoons.

The Metrorail is an above-ground public transit rail system. the tracks are probably a good 20-30 feet above ground.

We lived on the fifth floor of a building that was a good 100-200 yards from the track.

We had this big slingshot thing that was specifically designed to hurl water balloons. One person mans each side, then a 3rd person loads the balloon and shoots.

timing it so you can hit a train moving 50mph in the driver window is a definite art, but we got it at least once

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but as a highschool jerkoff, our favorite thing to do was just drive around and run over shit in our cars. we had old late 70s chevrolets which by today's automobile standards are tanks. you could run over mailboxes without marking your bumper, no problem. construction baracades, no problem. construction barrels at high speed are the best, cause they go flying.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » October 7, 2002, 2:38 pm

raist witnessed me tagging construction barrels in a company vehicle one fun filled night. I had to cyber him to not testify.

Aarinu · Post by **Aarinu** » October 7, 2002, 3:36 pm

Worst thing we have done was cruise around in the old Minivan. The minivan was rather crap. Rusted fenders, you know the drill. It did have one nice feature, the Windshield washer sprayer was broke off, due to this, it would shoot a solid stream of whatever off to the right of the car. Under the hood was a 3 gallon tank. We never needed a water gun, ours was built on and had no problems shooting all 3 gallons within 30-40 seconds. We usually did this while driving the local college campus, even nailed some dood in daddies brand new BMW with a nice 50/50 mix of antifreeze and water

That was a precious moment for sure

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » October 7, 2002, 4:22 pm

Hahaha Aarinu, we used to do that in high school, too, with the windshield sprayer on my friend's old Datsun. I grew up in Vegas, so the girls would pile into the car, sometimes with a few water balloons for good measure, and head to the strip. The Treasure Island show was the best, could make like three runs and nail about 200 tourists at once!! Fun times.

I'm ashamed to admit that the last time I toilet papered was about 2 months ago. A friend of mine had a "girls night out" pool party. We TP'd the hell out of this guy's house while the front door was open and didn't get caught. We drank a lot of wine, ok????

Dups. · Post by **Dups.** » October 7, 2002, 6:35 pm

lol , ok stories.

My brother informed me a few jokes he pulled. They were quite interesting.

1. He would go to a MacDonalds and there was a long tube slide. He would take 2 ketchup packets tear of the corner. Go down the slide put your arms behind yourself and squeeze. Next kid wasnt too happy.

2. Find a house at night that has a sprinkler on. See if they have a car that is unlocked and near enough the hose. Put the hose in the car and give them a free "car wash"

I forget a few other things he told me but ... I'll post them as I remember.

Joramile · Post by **Joramile** » October 8, 2002, 2:18 am

M80 + mailbox never gets old.

Rules for doing "illegal" acts:

1. Have a car (inconspicuous) READY to roll just in case you get shot at.
2. Don't ever video tape it, that's just retarded.
3. You are putting yourself at risk returning to the scene of the crime.

Stuff to do:

1. Bologna on the car is always fun. That teacher at school made you look like an ass in class? Bologna his car. That mall security guard caught you stealing? Bologna his car. REMEMBER: Not the best idea to do it to a cop...especially if he's watching and/or in the car.

2. Toilet Papering (TPing, not teleporting) - Over trees, through bushes, and anywhere the roll will fit.

3. Sugar in the gas tank.

4. Baseball bat + cars/house.

5. Spray painting someone's car/house.

6. Drive-by Paintballing (WARNING cops get really pissed becuz its just like shooting someone with a real gun)

7. Steal something, then attempt to return it for store credit

uhh...running outta ideas!

8. Change a password...more annoying than you think.

9. oh yeah, see I took all sorts of trash, spread it around the desks of people I don't like, then blamed them for it. Insta-suspension for like 8 people

If I come up with some more good ones then I'll let you guys know...seeing as how when EQ is down for a patch, makes great timing to go cause some mischief.

Terarle · Post by **Terarle** » October 8, 2002, 7:16 pm

A Few years back In my High School Choir, We Had Undergrown boxxing. Unsanctioned, and fun ass fights. I still have video tapes of some of the fights that went on. Needless to say, the teacher never got caught but still does it last time I visted him.

And Then, Sell them to the people on the streets, marking it as porn. Along the lines of "Debby does Dallas!" I made prolly 300 dollars during my Senior year

Fedara · Post by **Fedara** » October 8, 2002, 10:01 pm

TPing was always good fun but we always did it on halloween, as well as shooting potatoe guns, those things are fucking wicked.

One thing we use to do is fly down dirt roads in the country and throw beer bottles out at mail boxes. You can really fuck those up.

Anyone ever tried lighting a bag of dog shit on fire, on someone porch then ringing the doorbell? Never tried it myself, but seen it on tv a couple times. That always looked like fun

Dreadnaught · Post by **Dreadnaught** » October 8, 2002, 11:48 pm

we tried making a Pumpkin gun one time , had some nice sized pumpkins too. Now, for the most part, we whernt stupid , so we launched them towards the ocean instead of land. I use the word "launched" loosly. we didnt take into consideration the fact pumpkins are hollow for one , and theyre relativly soft for thier size. that and we used to much of whatever it was we used launch them , i think. they did fly for about 20-30 feet , but as flak and globs of mush. and made this horrid sound as they flew through the air , and spashed down in the water

Joramile · Post by **Joramile** » October 9, 2002, 1:17 am

The dog shit thing isn't the best idea...that smell can travel.

To do the flaming bag of shit:

1. Make sure they don't live near you.
2. Small bag, lots of shit.
3. Light and ring the doorbell.
4. Get the fuck outta there.
5. The object is to get someone to try to stomp it out...that way they have to buy new shoes! so evil...

Ahmik · Post by **Ahmik** » October 9, 2002, 3:07 am

Some random things i did in my youth...

1. THE STINK! Back in the OLD days, cars didn't have a hood latch on the inside. You just walked up to the front and popped it open.
a) Go to the grocerie store and buy some limburger cheese. Blue cheese works well also.
b) buy a pair of cheap yellow rubber dishwashing gloves.
c) pop the hood of some assholes car.
d) put on gloves.
e) grab a handful of cheese.
f) with great force, smear the cheese into the pourous metal intake and exhaust manifolds.

When the engine gets up to operating temperature the stench will be so great they will want a new engine. My friends and I went to a "college" town about 60 miles away, went thru the dorm parkinglot and "cheesed" about a dozen cars.

2. THE XTREME SPIT BALL !! Ahhhh toilet paper brings back such fond memories..
a) go buy a 4 pack of cheap toilet paper.
b) tear a hole in the corner of the plastic wrapping of the toilet paper.
c) go to a house or gas station and fill the toilet paper with water. It will leak. so what. if you are doing this, you don't care about a little water.
d) open top. reach in and STIR! Break that paper into a soupy pulp.
e) look for a rather well dressed crowd entering a bar, club, church? (how evil are you?)
f) grab a handful of the sloppy wet sticky shit
g) Throw handfuls of that nasty paper-goo at intended target.
h) DRIVE AWAY FAST

there are others, but this is enough for now

VeeshanVault

Papering?

Papering?

along this line of thought

Well..

LOL