The Camel Toe Song - Sing Along!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » July 2, 2004, 3:21 am

You're a beautiful girl,
And your pants are on so tight,
That when you stand just right,
I can see it all.

When you're on the beach,
And your bikini's soaking wet,
I see a fuzzy silouette as I look down below,
I see your camel toe!

Your biscuit, your beaveage,
I see your cooter cleavage!
Your monkey, your muffin,
You ain't had enough in,
Your camel toe!

Your cootchie, your flapper,
You're showing off your snapper.
Your camel toe, it looks so right so baby let it show.
Looks like a big taco,
I see your camel toe!

Hootchie, madam, walla le bearded clam.

I can really go,
For a sideways sloppy joe,
Or a tuna casserole..baby don'tchu know,

I never thought I'd see,
So much of your anatomy.
Your jeans are so tight,
I'm learning gynecology.
I see your camel toe!

Your lavia, your vulva,
Ooo, you know I love ya.
Your (levia?), vagina,
Nothing could be finer.

It's furry, it's fluffy,
Looking kinda puffy.
Your camel toe,
It looks so right so baby let it show,
Looks like a big taco,
I see your camel toe!

Hootchie, madam, walla le beareded clam.

Your biscuit, your beavage,
I see your cooter cleavage.
Your monkey, your muffin,
You ain't had enough in,
Your camel toe!

Your cootchie, your flapper,
You're showing off your snapper.
Your camel toe, it looks so right so baby let it show,
Looks like a big taco,
I see your camel toe!

VariaVespasa · Post by **VariaVespasa** » July 2, 2004, 10:15 am

Lordy, you messed some of the lyrics there-

Verse 3, line 4- its "you aint hiding nothing"...
V5, only line- Its "Merci madame, voila la bearded clam"...
Also, where you have "Your (levia?), vagina", its "pudenda, vagina"... (and you can look up what pudenda means...)

*Hugs*
Varia

masteen · Post by **masteen** » July 2, 2004, 10:21 am

You forgot to mention that this is sung to the tune of "Kokomo" by the Beach Boys.

Prettii Shei'tan · Post by **Prettii Shei'tan** » July 2, 2004, 10:32 am

I had a friend had her pants jacked up into her crotch in everything she wore. Why do women do this? It's so not attractive >< Or are there men out there that actually like it?

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » July 2, 2004, 10:40 am

I don't mind it..

Trias · Post by **Trias** » July 2, 2004, 12:05 pm

i like the camel toe song by the band fanny pack more

Dups. · Post by **Dups.** » July 2, 2004, 12:09 pm

Yes, I like camel toes on attractive slimmer girls.

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » July 2, 2004, 1:18 pm

That's SO exactly 1 year ago........

http://www.veeshanvault.org/forums/view ... =camel+toe

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » July 2, 2004, 2:25 pm

THIS ISNT FUCK8ING WORS SFAFE MAN HUR WEAVEATAR ISTN WORKS AFE AHAEAFSD
DUBBY BUDDA PIMPIN TRANCE MIX

masteen · Post by **masteen** » July 2, 2004, 3:07 pm

Stargi has teh camel toe... IRL!!!

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » July 2, 2004, 3:12 pm

masteen · Post by **masteen** » July 2, 2004, 3:14 pm

Stragi wrote:NWS

IRL!!!11!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » July 2, 2004, 4:29 pm

It's only NWS if you actually do sing along at work!

Terarle · Post by **Terarle** » July 2, 2004, 8:58 pm

I finally got the right song, soon as some one said it... For some reason i thought it was some slow italian song... =\