SWEDAN VIKENG? DANE?? LIEK NORWYA? (maybe not worksafe)

No holds barred discussion. Someone train you and steal your rare spawn? Let everyone know all about it! (Not for the faint of heart!)

Moderator: TheMachine

Post Reply
User avatar
Sajko
Star Farmer
Star Farmer
Posts: 289
Joined: July 3, 2002, 3:55 pm
Location: asda
Contact:

SWEDAN VIKENG? DANE?? LIEK NORWYA? (maybe not worksafe)

Post by Sajko »

k so tihs is a stroy abut viklings. (liek big gyus wiht sowrd)

k. iths is hwo it start.
k swedan vikangs fuked denmark and nroway in teh butt adn got mad chikcs.
tehn denmark and norwya gto pissd adn trid to kil all swedan viknings. but liek swedno vikarngs wsa fukign hot chiks so liek tehy saad they dindt haev time.
liek tihs:
Image

liek u cna se, swedn gets mad chikcs adn dane+norwya gto pensi hand.
they suk adn liek teh cock.

nwo u knwo teh stroy of viknigs.
High Chancellor of Burundi for Bleached Fish, Busty Blondes and the Word \"Bork\"
User avatar
Drolgin Steingrinder
Way too much time!
Way too much time!
Posts: 3510
Joined: July 3, 2002, 5:28 pm
Gender: Male
PSN ID: Drolgin
Location: Århus, Denmark

Post by Drolgin Steingrinder »

Fucking revisionists...
IT'S HARD TO PUT YOUR FINGER ON IT; SOMETHING IS WRONG
I'M LIKE THE UNCLE WHO HUGGED YOU A LITTLE TOO LONG
User avatar
noel
Super Poster!
Super Poster!
Posts: 10003
Joined: August 22, 2002, 1:34 am
Gender: Male
Location: Calabasas, CA

Post by noel »

I want to know what Sajko's been smoking... :shock:
Tuldian
Gets Around
Gets Around
Posts: 62
Joined: September 13, 2002, 3:40 am

Post by Tuldian »

She has hairy nipples :cry:
User avatar
Pubin
Star Farmer
Star Farmer
Posts: 284
Joined: July 4, 2002, 9:22 pm
Location: Shooting Arabs
Contact:

Post by Pubin »

Do all sweedes have huge penises growing from middle of their torso?
Don't blame me if you see my old characters acting like asses.
Millie

Post by Millie »

I call bullshit on this thread.

Everyone knows Vikings originated in Norway, and OWNED the hell out of Swedes and Danes.

End of story.
User avatar
Hammerstalker PE
Way too much time!
Way too much time!
Posts: 1153
Joined: July 3, 2002, 3:22 pm
Location: Rancho Santa Margarita, Ca. USA

Post by Hammerstalker PE »

They also have small dicks!
Hammerstalker Ironforge
65th High Priest of War

Hammr Bloodforge

58th Battletank
User avatar
Sajko
Star Farmer
Star Farmer
Posts: 289
Joined: July 3, 2002, 3:55 pm
Location: asda
Contact:

Post by Sajko »

fuk yuo miella u suk adn is teh ugely IRL!
swedon vikengz > dan+nrowy
High Chancellor of Burundi for Bleached Fish, Busty Blondes and the Word \"Bork\"
*~*stragi*~*
Way too much time!
Way too much time!
Posts: 3876
Joined: July 3, 2002, 1:59 pm
Gender: Male
XBL Gamertag: kimj0ngil
Location: Ahwatukee, Arizona
Contact:

Post by *~*stragi*~* »

tks backup millie, like i said swedes just have small penix syndrome and were shitty vikings.. norway got all the sex0r from swede woman since the swede vikings had tiny penii which were only good for doing eachother in the butt. everyone knows swede vikings were quadraplegic homosexuals. sweden was just mad because norway took all their children away on longboats!
Ahmik
Gets Around
Gets Around
Posts: 212
Joined: July 3, 2002, 10:02 pm
Location: South Dakota

Post by Ahmik »

U peepl r alll ronggg hre is TEH REELZ VIKINSG!!1111!!!1

http://www.rathergood.com/vikings/
Ahmik
Just another retired 65 Cleric

Krahl
66 Ranger Extraordinare
User avatar
Wonko Wenusberg
Star Farmer
Star Farmer
Posts: 451
Joined: July 17, 2002, 7:03 am
Location: Sweden, Stockholm

Post by Wonko Wenusberg »

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIWIWIIWIWIWIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGS
cweeedit cwuunch
User avatar
Kwonryu DragonFist
Super Poster!
Super Poster!
Posts: 5405
Joined: July 12, 2002, 6:48 am

Post by Kwonryu DragonFist »

Groovy Viking Kittens

Hur va festen Wonkis?
Shaion
Gets Around
Gets Around
Posts: 86
Joined: July 4, 2002, 1:28 am
Location: ->
Contact:

Post by Shaion »

That Zepplin song is 100 % own
Vippa
No Stars!
Posts: 32
Joined: July 4, 2002, 8:23 am
Contact:

Post by Vippa »

bullshit

viking was not from norway

from sweden they were and we ate the so called norwegian fuckers alive

that is all

btw the danish apes have not yet developed from their eggs but we owned them prett y much to , as always

No go back to jacking off.

hugz
vippa
User avatar
Drolgin Steingrinder
Way too much time!
Way too much time!
Posts: 3510
Joined: July 3, 2002, 5:28 pm
Gender: Male
PSN ID: Drolgin
Location: Århus, Denmark

Post by Drolgin Steingrinder »

Millie, I <3 your manginatrix self, but you are terribly, terribly wrong.

The Danish Vikings settled most of eastern England, Northern France, Northern Spain and created traderoutes to Constantinople while the swede/norwegian vikings were busy jerking off to cave murals depicting moose giving birth.

Stragi lies. Säjkö is sucky revisionist historian. Vörönwë needs to stop smoking crack. Shäiön h8.
IT'S HARD TO PUT YOUR FINGER ON IT; SOMETHING IS WRONG
I'M LIKE THE UNCLE WHO HUGGED YOU A LITTLE TOO LONG
User avatar
Sajko
Star Farmer
Star Farmer
Posts: 289
Joined: July 3, 2002, 3:55 pm
Location: asda
Contact:

Post by Sajko »

Drofgrit si lynig.
vippsa is rihgt.
milla si wrngo.

im rieght.
High Chancellor of Burundi for Bleached Fish, Busty Blondes and the Word \"Bork\"
User avatar
Truant
Way too much time!
Way too much time!
Posts: 4440
Joined: July 4, 2002, 12:37 am
Location: Trumania
Contact:

Post by Truant »

lol voro didn't even post in this thread.

/hug Drol :)
Wulfran
Way too much time!
Way too much time!
Posts: 1454
Joined: July 3, 2002, 12:40 pm
Location: Lost...

Post by Wulfran »

Teh Voronwe thing was a pre-emptive measure to deflate him before he spuriously attacks Master Drolgin!!!

And Sajko lies!!! He's just full of hate that I never sent him my Joe Sakic Team Canada jersey...

SAKIC > FORSBERG!!!
Wulfran Moondancer
Stupid Sidekick of the Lambent Dorf
Petitioner to Club Bok Bok
Founding Member of the Barbarian Nation Movement
User avatar
Sajko
Star Farmer
Star Farmer
Posts: 289
Joined: July 3, 2002, 3:55 pm
Location: asda
Contact:

Post by Sajko »

frobergz > sukic
High Chancellor of Burundi for Bleached Fish, Busty Blondes and the Word \"Bork\"
*~*stragi*~*
Way too much time!
Way too much time!
Posts: 3876
Joined: July 3, 2002, 1:59 pm
Gender: Male
XBL Gamertag: kimj0ngil
Location: Ahwatukee, Arizona
Contact:

Post by *~*stragi*~* »

bullshit the norse vikings settled england and other various countries in asia, didn't you watch the 13th warrior?! They settled Afghanistan too.
User avatar
Nick
Super Poster!
Super Poster!
Posts: 5711
Joined: July 4, 2002, 3:45 pm

Post by Nick »

'small penix syndrome'


Haehaehae!
User avatar
Lor
Star Farmer
Star Farmer
Posts: 364
Joined: July 9, 2002, 1:43 pm

Post by Lor »

Ahmik you sum biotch, you owe me a new keyboard... mines covered with snapple and snot. :P
User avatar
Bubba Grizz
Super Poster!
Super Poster!
Posts: 6121
Joined: July 3, 2002, 12:52 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Green Bay, Wisconsin

Post by Bubba Grizz »

That swf was hilarious.
User avatar
Dups.
Almost 1337
Almost 1337
Posts: 580
Joined: July 22, 2002, 9:19 pm

Post by Dups. »

rofl - I have that song in my head now!


Valhall made a quick apperence in the video also. :)
I have no sense of decency. This way , all my other senses are enhanced!
Ahmik
Gets Around
Gets Around
Posts: 212
Joined: July 3, 2002, 10:02 pm
Location: South Dakota

Post by Ahmik »

When I was watching the Rockin' Viking Kittens and I saw the 2 Vah Shir Warriors in the boat I was trying to identify them, but there were no names or Valhall guild tags...
Ahmik
Just another retired 65 Cleric

Krahl
66 Ranger Extraordinare
Boonk
No Stars!
Posts: 10
Joined: July 7, 2002, 10:00 am

Post by Boonk »

Ahmik wrote:When I was watching the Rockin' Viking Kittens and I saw the 2 Vah Shir Warriors in the boat I was trying to identify them, but there were no names or Valhall guild tags...
Looked just like Aaeas and Ginsa imo...
Boonk Ogre
Oggok
User avatar
Quarkk
Gets Around
Gets Around
Posts: 135
Joined: October 8, 2002, 11:39 pm
Location: Sonoma, California
Contact:

Post by Quarkk »

<--jackass!

CrazyAssassin > Tiller
User avatar
Sajko
Star Farmer
Star Farmer
Posts: 289
Joined: July 3, 2002, 3:55 pm
Location: asda
Contact:

Post by Sajko »

my mother > tiller :P
He's very overrated and hyped imo
High Chancellor of Burundi for Bleached Fish, Busty Blondes and the Word \"Bork\"
Pyronius Flamebringer
Gets Around
Gets Around
Posts: 152
Joined: September 16, 2002, 12:13 pm
Location: Wisconsin

Post by Pyronius Flamebringer »

Sajko is just a sad sparty wanna be whos only orginal idea was to type like an idiot.
Sparty is my hero.
Voronwë
Super Poster!
Super Poster!
Posts: 7176
Joined: July 3, 2002, 12:57 pm
Location: Atlanta, GA

Post by Voronwë »

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:
Stragi lies. Säjkö is sucky revisionist historian. Vörönwë needs to stop smoking crack. Shäiön h8.
i think it is guilt by association w/ the letter ë
User avatar
Sajko
Star Farmer
Star Farmer
Posts: 289
Joined: July 3, 2002, 3:55 pm
Location: asda
Contact:

Post by Sajko »

nope pyro you dumbfuck, sparty doesnt type like that. Sparty actually types normal, almost.
Well at least not in his posts on this board, cant remember if he did on old vault.
High Chancellor of Burundi for Bleached Fish, Busty Blondes and the Word \"Bork\"
Post Reply