self promotion

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » June 21, 2004, 12:29 am

I think only our board members from central florida will understand this, but i need to brag about how much of a badass i am. I was just going threw windermere, i was pulled over for going 18 miles over the speed limit...in windermere. After a substantial amount of ass kissing and flirting with the ugly ass boar of a cop that pulled me over i got compleatly out of the ticket, a ticket that would have been for going almost 50 mph...in windermere

Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » June 21, 2004, 12:34 am

are you male or female and were they male or female?

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » June 21, 2004, 12:38 am

Im a male and she was kind of a female, i think. Although she had a reaally butch figure and manorisms, wouldnt surprise me at all if she had a penis.
Although i have flirted with a male cop on the lake i believed was gay, hoping to get out of a ticket for not having a fire extinguisher on my fucking boat in the middle of a godamn lake filled with water.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » June 21, 2004, 1:59 am

Xzion wrote:Im a male and she was kind of a female, i think. Although she had a reaally butch figure and manorisms, wouldnt surprise me at all if she had a penis.
Although i have flirted with a male cop on the lake i believed was gay, hoping to get out of a ticket for not having a fire extinguisher on my fucking boat in the middle of a godamn lake filled with water.

Yeah throw water on a fuel fire...

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » June 21, 2004, 1:59 am

I swear Ive seen a cop like that in orlando

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » June 21, 2004, 2:06 am

So what does windermere have to do with anything!

Mplor · Post by **Mplor** » June 21, 2004, 2:34 am

Hey my Grandma lives in Windermere. You could have run her down!

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » June 21, 2004, 3:31 am

Arborealus wrote:Yeah throw water on a fuel fire...

I think the subject matter of his thread is enough proof to show he's not just your average moron... he's the ubermoron!

icknay · Post by **icknay** » June 21, 2004, 9:42 am

omg just how many of us are there in the Orlando area? I live off Conroy just a mile or two from Windermere....dr. phillips area.
We should plan a get together or bbq or something.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » June 21, 2004, 9:55 am

Aslanna wrote:So what does windermere have to do with anything!

" think only our board members from central florida will understand this"

He stated that in his post!! but carry on

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » June 21, 2004, 10:21 am

I live right next to UCF

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » June 21, 2004, 10:31 am

Cartalas wrote:
Aslanna wrote:So what does windermere have to do with anything!
" think only our board members from central florida will understand this"

He stated that in his post!! but carry on

Wow. No shit? Nothing gets by you.

The point is how about explaining it to those who aren't from there.. Which is about 95% of the boards population.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » June 21, 2004, 10:35 am

Aslanna wrote:
Cartalas wrote:
Aslanna wrote:So what does windermere have to do with anything!
" think only our board members from central florida will understand this"

He stated that in his post!! but carry on
Wow. No shit? Nothing gets by you.

The point is how about explaining it to those who aren't from there.. Which is about 95% of the boards population.

Then why didnt you ask that wonder brain?

Truant · Post by **Truant** » June 21, 2004, 10:55 am

Cartalas wrote:
Aslanna wrote:
Cartalas wrote:
Aslanna wrote:So what does windermere have to do with anything!
" think only our board members from central florida will understand this"

He stated that in his post!! but carry on
Wow. No shit? Nothing gets by you.

The point is how about explaining it to those who aren't from there.. Which is about 95% of the boards population.
Then why didnt you ask that wonder brain?

Actually he/she did...you just chose to be a smartass. Read it again.

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » June 21, 2004, 11:08 am

windermere cops are assholes, there cops in a very small town outside of orlando without jack shit to do besides give tickets to people doing 33 in a 30 mph zone. They get a hardon everytime they get a ticket and never let you off easy.
an example:
My brothers friends dad, a 60-something year old man, got a DUI on the LAKE for having ONE BEER, while he was on a little boat tour right outside his house with his wife and 70 YEAR OLD COUPLE

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » June 21, 2004, 11:21 am

Truant wrote:
Cartalas wrote:
Aslanna wrote:
Cartalas wrote:
Aslanna wrote:So what does windermere have to do with anything!
" think only our board members from central florida will understand this"

He stated that in his post!! but carry on
Wow. No shit? Nothing gets by you.

The point is how about explaining it to those who aren't from there.. Which is about 95% of the boards population.
Then why didnt you ask that wonder brain?
Actually he/she did...you just chose to be a smartass. Read it again.

IT did? Hmm I guess I read it different, But putting that aside A person with any amount of smarts could of figured it out. Im sorry I gave Asslanna a little more credit, thank you Truant for pointing that out to me I will never make that mistake again.

From here on out I will give It a etcha' sketch version.

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » June 21, 2004, 12:35 pm

are you really like that in real life Cart or you just play an asshole on VV?

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » June 21, 2004, 12:51 pm

Ennia wrote:are you really like that in real life Cart or you just play an asshole on VV?

VV

Ahmik · Post by **Ahmik** » June 21, 2004, 1:11 pm

sounds to me like the cops in Schertz and Selma, Texas (north of San Antonio metro).... they have a strip of I-35 they patrol and use for a major part of the city revenue by writing speeding tickets for doing one mile per hour over the posted speed limit. Things were so bad at one point that they actually did a "60 Minutes" story about them in the early 90's... at least it used to be really bad there...

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » June 21, 2004, 1:40 pm

Still was that bad when I lived there 3 years ago from what I can recall.. and driving a motorcycle (a Ninja) which was pitch black and a black helmet they usually gave me very very ugly looks even when I was exactly on the speed limit.. I swear those cops hated everybody, can't even count all the times they just cruised behind me waiting for me to do something.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » June 21, 2004, 2:40 pm

Ennia wrote:are you really like that in real life Cart or you just play an asshole on VV?

You'll have to forgive him for being a clueless moron. He doesn't know any other way.