Text copied from Google's cache of the old PTC page......This was actually the first time I met The Biffin as I recall...He entered the zone Shouting "Hide the women and the Grapefruits, the Biffin is here!"The Wedding Ceremony
The initial wedding was slightly delayed due to missing GM attendance, but we where all eagerly waiting to see the couple and get the wedding rolling. Here we are sitting and waiting for the ceremony to start.
Throughout the log, which gives a better impression of the ceremony, there will be links to various screenshots, so that you may experience the tension, laughter and general amusement of the crowd. When wieving a picture, clicking the Back button will go back to the log where you left. Times are CETDST/GMT+1DST.
The Biffin was so kind to perform the wedding in the style of a true halfling. Entertaining to say the least. The entire time with the usual "pants off" look, of course.
The Biffin started the wedding by asking the question of faith to Oter; what he would do if Laurefin was a monster of some kind. Oter's answer came promptly:
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Oter says, 'yes all of it'
Biffin says, 'With tentacles!'
Biffin says, 'What will you do then?!!'
Wrynkle giggles.
Oter says, 'i would still love her'
Palletiz moans.
Biffin says, 'Ah you are truly stupid then sir'
Biffin smiles at Oter.
Xenogale says, 'hehehe'
Laurefin says, 'can I put my pants back on yet?'
Biffin says, 'No! Keep the pants off!'
Biffin drools all over Laurefin.
Oter says, 'umm'
Biffin says, 'Are you sure you want to marry Oter?'
Biffin says, 'Look at him!'
Biffin makes a disugsted wave towards Oter.
Laurefin says, 'yes I am sure, I love him more than words can say'
Biffin says, 'Or will you like to marry the Biffin?'
Palletiz shouts, 'Oter'
Biffin says, 'Biffin can't convice you otherwise?'
Laurefin says, 'Nay, there is no other elf or man for me'
Frostkin says, 'why are people taking off their pants?'
Biffin says, 'Not even a Halfling?'
Laurefin says, 'Nay'
Frostkin says, 'is this s strip party?'
Biffin says, 'It's a Halfing wedding sir!'
Biffin says, 'A Halfling wedding!'
Biffin says, 'May Biffin have the rings?'
Oter says, 'fiz'
Palletiz begins to cast a spell.
Laurefin is surrounded by a thorny barrier.
Biffin says, 'Biffin needs one more ring!'
Laurefin tells the guild, 'haha Pal'
Biffin wants a ring.
Palletiz tells the guild, 'a lil protection from kudo'
Biffin puts the rings into his pants.
Biffin giggles.
Biffin says, 'TEE-HEE!'
Biffin says, 'They feel.. wiggly down there!'
Kwikster chuckles.
Laurefin says, 'what pants?'
Biffin looks for the rings.
Bridgit rolls her eyes heavenward and beg Tunare for paitence.
Palletiz wonders why the ring fits on in Biffins pants.
Biffin throws the ring at OTer.
Biffin says, 'Take it wench1'
Biffin says, 'Er there you go!'
Akaran begs Erollisi to forgive him for this..
Xenogale's spell fizzles!
Xenogale begins to cast a spell.
Oter feels a little better.
Biffin throws the ring at Laurefin.
Oter begins to cast a spell.
Biffin says, 'Biffin returend the ring!'
Laurefin calms down.
Biffin says, 'Now a gift of Biffin's own mind'
Oter begins to cast a spell.
Oter calms down.
Xenogale begins to cast a spell.
Oter feels a little better.
Tragg biffen put ye bib on
Oter thanks Biffin heartily.
Xenogale begins to cast a spell.
Laurefin feels a little better.
Tragg biffin u drooling.
Laurefin says, 'Thank you Biffin'
Biffin says, 'Oter please repeat after Biffin'
Oter says, 'ok sir'
Biffin says, 'I Oter if that is your real name take the vile Lauefin to be my wife for a little while, then I will give her to Biffin'
Laurefin coughs.
Oter says, 'umm'
Xenogale laughs.
Biffin says, 'Repeat it wench~'
Biffin says, 'Ok fine, that's good enough!'
Oter says, 'i oter do take the enchanting lady laurefin'
Laurefin wonders if all halfling weddings are like this.
Biffin says, 'Repeat after me sir Laurefin'
Kudo checks out laurefin.
Leelee says, 'yes they r'
Wrynkle hopes not.
Biffin says, 'I Laurefin take Lady Oter to be my lawfully wedded wife. I will then cheat on oter and sleep with the Biffin'
Palletiz how can biffin think the hot laurefin is a sir.
Biffin drools all over Laurefin.
Kwikster rolls on the floor laughing.
Akaran covers his eyes.
Oter tells the guild, 'gotta love the biffin =p'
Kwikster tells the guild, 'LOL'
Laurefin says, 'I Laurefin, take Oter to be my lawfully wedded wife...I mean husband'
Wrynkle tells the guild, 'hehe'
Biffin says, 'Good work sir Laurefin!'
Frostkin says, 'OOO'
Oter tells the guild, 'and he always speaks in the 3rd person =p'
Kwikster tells the guild, 'k I got some pics too, but would like to get more'
Laurefin tells the guild, 'hehe'
Wrynkle tells the guild, 'hahaha'
Soulsinger says, 'Anyone take screenshot of this?'
Xenogale says, 'i am'
Walolien shouts, 'Lol '
Wrynkle says, 'yes'
Biffin says, 'In the power vested in Biffin by... probaly Biffin, Biffin now pronuces you two wife and Laurefin!'
Donalorn says, 'i am'
Biffin says, 'You may now kiss the Biffin Laurefin'
Biffin grins evilly.
Oter lifts the veil from his beautiful brides face and
Oter brushes the back of his hand on her warm cheek.
Oter kisses laurefin with passion envied by the Gods.
Wrynkle says, 'aww'
Biffin says, 'No kiss for the Biffin ('
Leelee cheers at Laurefin.
Wrynkle cries.
Leelee cheers at Laurefin.
Kwikster cheers.
You cry.
Biffin says, 'Now we perform the mating dance!'
Kwikster cheers at Laurefin.
Leelee cheers.
Leelee cheers.
Oter grabs hold of Laurefin and begins to dance with her.
Leelee cheers.
Wrynkle cheers through her tears.
Leelee cheers.
Laurefin grabs hold of Oter and begins to dance with him.
Leelee cheers.
Leelee cheers.
Palletiz shouts, 'hooooo hooooo nice kissing'
Biffin stands on his tip-toes and does a dance of joy!
Kwikster cheers at Oter.
Oter grabs hold of Laurefin and begins to dance with her.
Biffin says, 'DANCE!'
Frostkin ponders the matters at hand.
Biffin stands on his tip-toes and does a dance of joy!
Fiztaros cheers at Oter.
Kwikster cries.
Oter grabs hold of Laurefin and begins to dance with her.
Frostkin stands on his tip-toes and does a dance of joy!
Oter grabs hold of Laurefin and begins to dance with her.
Laurefin grabs hold of Oter and begins to dance with him.
Frostkin shivers. Brrrrrr.
Kudo wonders whos paying the bar tab after the wedding.
Glug, glug, glug... Arborealus takes a swig of Red Wine.
Tragg cries over Laurefin.
Biffin stands on his tip-toes and does a dance of joy!
Frostkin stands on his tip-toes and does a dance of joy!
Frostkin shivers. Brrrrrr.
Frostkin stands on his tip-toes and does a dance of joy!
Laurefin says, 'can I put my pants on yet?'
Frostkin shivers. Brrrrrr.
Frostkin stands on his tip-toes and does a dance of joy!
Frostkin shivers. Brrrrrr.
Frostkin stands on his tip-toes and does a dance of joy!
Laurefin grabs hold of Wrynkle and begins to dance with her.
Oter says, 'yes'
Kwikster says out of character, 'now its time to get DRUNK!!'
Glug, glug, glug... Kudo takes a swig of Short Beer.
Leelee says, 'YES'
Biffin says, 'The wedding is over! You may all go away now!'
Glug, glug, glug... Kudo takes a swig of Short Beer.
Glug, glug, glug... Kudo takes a swig of Short Beer.
Glug, glug, glug... Laurefin takes a swig of Drom's Champagne.
Biffin says, 'SHOOOO'
Bridgit says, 'I don't know should I cheer or cry'
Trystram cheers at Oter.
Donalorn cheers at Oter.
Trystram cheers at Laurefin.
Leelee cheers at Biffin.
Oter hugs Laurefin.
Kwikster says out of character, 'now its time to get DRUNK!!'
Kwikster stands on his tip-toes and does a dance of joy!
Glug, glug, glug... Biffin takes a swig of Red Wine.
Moctemoc cheers at Laurefin.
Laurefin grabs hold of Oter and begins to dance with him.
Kwikster stands on his tip-toes and does a dance of joy!
Fiztaros cheers at Oter.
Tragg grats.
Pomac cheers at Oter.
Moctemoc cries over Laurefin.
Kwikster stands on his tip-toes and does a dance of joy!
Arborealus cheers at Oter.
Fiztaros begins to cast a spell.
Glug, glug, glug... Kwikster takes a swig of Brandy.
Glug, glug, glug... Kwikster takes a swig of Brandy.
Glug, glug, glug... Kwikster takes a swig of Brandy.
Glug, glug, glug... Kwikster takes a swig of Brandy.
Glug, glug, glug... Kwikster takes a swig of Brandy.
Frostkin says, 'gimme some BEER!!!'
Moctemoc cheers at Oter.
Glug, glug, glug... Kwikster takes a swig of Brandy.
Bridgit begins to cast a spell.
Glug, glug, glug... Kwikster takes a swig of Brandy.
Glug, glug, glug... Kwikster takes a swig of Brandy.
Glug, glug, glug... Kwikster takes a swig of Brandy.
Arborealus cheers at Laurefin.
Fiztaros begins to cast a spell.
Oter feels much better.
Laurefin cheers.
Biffin says, 'Go away! We don't need you people! Get out of Biffin's sight! )'
Palletiz begins to cast a spell.
Kwikster is definaly drunk.
Fiztaros begins to cast a spell.
Pomac begins to cast a spell.
Fiztaros begins to cast a spell.
Palletiz begins to cast a spell.
Palletiz's skin ignites.
Nemetona says out of character, 'it was frostkin i think'
Arborealus begins to cast a spell.
Bronwynn hugs Oter.
Kwikster hugs Biffin.
Palletiz begins to cast a spell.
Oter's skin turns hard as steel.
Akaran says out of character, 'As a representive of the Temple of Marr, and with the power of a Blessing of Erollisi Marr, the Queen of Love, I wish you much joy and happiness in your life.'
Fiztaros begins to cast a spell.
Oter says out of character, 'THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING..... NOW.. lets get DRUNK!!!!'
Bestiae begins to cast a spell.
Palletiz's skin ignites.
Pomac begins to cast a spell.
Laurefin begins to cast a spell.
Bronwynn hugs Laurefin.
Oter is enveloped in flame.
Wrynkle's feet leave the ground.
Glug, glug, glug... You take a swig of Ernele's Champagne.
Ahhh. That was refreshing.
Kwikster says, 'Sqr u, muss giff'
Biffin says, 'It is time for the Biffin to depart sirs, congrats on the wedding!'
Glug, glug, glug... You take a swig of Ernele's Champagne.
Ahhh. That was refreshing.
Tragg's spell fizzles!
Tragg's spell fizzles!
Glug, glug, glug... Leelee takes a swig of Ernele's Champagne.
Fiztaros begins to cast a spell.
Glug, glug, glug... Leelee takes a swig of Ernele's Champagne.
Walolien shouts, 'getting married Laurefin?'
Glug, glug, glug... Leelee takes a swig of Ernele's Champagne.
Tragg's spell fizzles!
Laurefin begins to cast a spell.
Oter's feet leave the ground.
Glug, glug, glug... Leelee takes a swig of Ernele's Champagne.
Soulsinger's spell fizzles!
Tragg begins to cast a spell.
Glug, glug, glug... Leelee takes a swig of Ernele's Champagne.
Oter says out of character, 'while laur and I sli out the back way...........'
Pomac begins to cast a spell.
Soulsinger begins to cast a spell.
Akaran says, 'yeap biff, time you learned how to fly'
Laurefin begins to radiate.
Bestiae begins to cast a spell.
Fiztaros begins to cast a spell.
Laurefin is enveloped in flame.
Laurefin's feet leave the ground.
Laurefin begins to cast a spell.
Your feet leave the ground.
Fiztaros begins to cast a spell.
Biffin says, 'Biffin expects Lauefin to come to his home later .'
Oter says out of character, 'i bet we could!'
Fiztaros combusts.
Specc says, 'Thank You Very Much!'
Bestiae begins to cast a spell.
Pomac begins to cast a spell.
Palletiz shouts, 'woooo hoooo'
Soulsinger begins to cast a spell.
Kuddaan's spell fizzles!
Akaran grabs Biffin by the back of his shirt... come here.
Biffin says, 'After she is disappointed by Oter'
Palletiz begins to cast a spell.
Kuddaan begins to cast a spell.
Palletiz's skin ignites.
Laurefin is surrounded by a brief lupine aura.
Bronwynn says, 'rofl'
Glug, glug, glug... Specc takes a swig of Ernele's Champagne.
Glug, glug, glug... Xenogale takes a swig of Ernele's Champagne.
Kuddaan begins to cast a spell.
Fiztaros begins to cast a spell.
Oter's feet leave the ground.
Glug, glug, glug... Xenogale takes a swig of Ernele's Champagne.
Oter is surrounded by a brief lupine aura.
Biffin says, 'Goodnight everyone!'
Glug, glug, glug... Xenogale takes a swig of Ernele's Champagne.
Fiztaros begins to cast a spell.
Kuddaan begins to cast a spell.
Akaran back s up, and prepares to punt Biffin to Felwthie..
Arborealus's feet leave the ground.
Glug, glug, glug... Xenogale takes a swig of Ernele's Champagne.
Oter is protected from fire.
Fiztaros begins to cast a spell.
Kuddaan begins to cast a spell.
Pomac's feet leave the ground.
Kwikster hugs Wrynkle.
Oter looks more dexterous.
Kwikster thanks Wrynkle heartily.
Biffin waves.
Glug, glug, glug... Kwikster takes a swig of Brandy.
Fiztaros begins to cast a spell.
Frostkin's feet leave the ground.
Fiztaros begins to cast a spell.
Biffin has left the group.
