Pee in the shower?

Runcade · Post by **Runcade** » April 27, 2004, 1:51 pm

I was having a conversation the other day and it turns out about half my guy friends piss in the shower instead of holding it and the other half would rather wait and use the toilet. I was wondering how many people do this and how many don't.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » April 27, 2004, 1:57 pm

My fiancee pees in the shower.
Absolutely bugs me to no sane end.. I make her get in the shower first and wait a few minutes just to be sure.

Gemily · Post by **Gemily** » April 27, 2004, 2:00 pm

hahahaha

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 27, 2004, 2:01 pm

everyday

Truant · Post by **Truant** » April 27, 2004, 2:02 pm

as long as there is noone else in there.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 27, 2004, 2:05 pm

best part of peeing in the shower is when you have morning wood and you try to piss over your head

...im kidding
- shamelessly stolen from morning radio^^

miir · Post by **miir** » April 27, 2004, 2:09 pm

A better poll would be : Do you shit in the shower

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » April 27, 2004, 2:10 pm

Sure urine is aseptic no reason not to...

Gasmaster · Post by **Gasmaster** » April 27, 2004, 2:18 pm

And then the big brown shark came

Xyphir · Post by **Xyphir** » April 27, 2004, 2:18 pm

I don't shower in the toilet, nor do I piss in the shower.

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » April 27, 2004, 2:34 pm

I piss in the shower but aim it straight down the drain.

When angry at my wife I sometimes shit in her shampoo. But that wasn;t asked now was it?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » April 27, 2004, 2:35 pm

Soldiers are trained to pee on wounds to clean them if there's no water available so it can't be that bad!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 27, 2004, 2:40 pm

Tyler Durden wrote:Did you know urine is sterile? You can drink it!

The more you know...

Ashur · Post by **Ashur** » April 27, 2004, 2:53 pm

Would rather not bathe/shower in a urinal... thanks.

P.S. Nor do I wash my hands in the urinals at work

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » April 27, 2004, 2:59 pm

urine kills athletes foot too.

Neziroth · Post by **Neziroth** » April 27, 2004, 3:36 pm

i've never even thought about it as an option...

please corrupt me no further...

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » April 27, 2004, 3:41 pm

And another Seinfeld episode makes it to VV!

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » April 27, 2004, 4:12 pm

You non-peers do understand the implications of the current response pattern for those showers at the gym right?...

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » April 27, 2004, 4:14 pm

Yeah, from now on, I'm bathing at home.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 27, 2004, 4:26 pm

Arborealus wrote:You non-peers do understand the implications of the current response pattern for those showers at the gym right?...

One of the reasons I took PE in summer school was because we didn't have to shower there. Plus we got to play volleyball at the beach instead of running laps like the dummies during the regular term.

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » April 27, 2004, 4:34 pm

I heard that you should pee on the wound if a rattle snake bites you...or it could be another kind of snake. Can't remember.

But yeah, i pee in the shower. Nothing wrong with it.

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » April 27, 2004, 4:36 pm

Eww no I dont piss in the shower. That's sick! I dont even care if it's harmless, thats just nasty.

CalandraWindrose · Post by **CalandraWindrose** » April 27, 2004, 5:50 pm

If anyone reads Time Out Magazine...the Get Naked column had a deal on bathrooming in the shower that ran for TWO issues...

cause some woman's boyfriend ummm...well does more than just pee - and that is gross blech

pee in your own shower only! no peeing in other people showers or at the gym etc - have manners hehe

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 27, 2004, 6:31 pm

CalandraWindrose wrote:If anyone reads Time Out Magazine...the Get Naked column had a deal on bathrooming in the shower that ran for TWO issues...

cause some woman's boyfriend ummm...well does more than just pee - and that is gross blech

pee in your own shower only! no peeing in other people showers or at the gym etc - have manners hehe

what he jerks off in the shower?

time to jump off of planet earth if a guy jerking off in the shower is surprising

Post by **Xouqoa** » April 27, 2004, 6:33 pm

i thought she meant he does #2

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 27, 2004, 6:40 pm

EW shitting in the shower?
That's fucking foul
how does he get it in the drain? does he squash it through the drain grill?
thats just nasty ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 27, 2004, 6:42 pm

why would you want to take a dump in the shower.

1. can't read.

2. can't sit

3. have to force the terds down the drain.

Gasmaster · Post by **Gasmaster** » April 27, 2004, 6:47 pm

We need tubgirl here so we can hear both sides of the story, perhaps there are some unknown advantages to shatting in the tub.

Kalohela · Post by **Kalohela** » April 27, 2004, 6:49 pm

Ewwwwww Tubgirl, I'm still trying to permanently burn that image out of my memory

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » April 27, 2004, 6:54 pm

Xouqoa wrote:i thought she meant he does #2

NO

YES!

Jekasurae · Post by **Jekasurae** » April 27, 2004, 10:41 pm

Gasmaster wrote:And then the big brown shark came

hahah

eddie

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » April 28, 2004, 1:59 am

Truant wrote:as long as there is noone else in there.

same here

Forthe · Post by **Forthe** » April 28, 2004, 4:57 am

I would never have thought the majority of girls do this. Guys doing it is no surprise as we are generally pigs.

Gross.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » April 28, 2004, 5:05 am

Well it is just a drain afterall.. When that warm water from the shower hits you just get a little more relaxed than normal and sometimes nature takes over! That's not to say people don't make a pit stop on the way to the shower and do their business there first. I'm sure most people don't skip the toilet and just jump in the shower and do it there.

If you do you have issues!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 28, 2004, 6:51 am

peeing in the shower is a lot like masturbating in that if you say you don't do it, you are fucking lying.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » April 28, 2004, 6:53 am

It's all pipes!

emmer · Post by **emmer** » April 28, 2004, 7:19 am

I knew guys pissed in the shower but I'm a little surprised at how many girls apparently do it too. When a guy pisses in the shower he can generally point in the vicinity of the drain and not a drop of urine will get on him. Girls on the other hand probably go all over their legs and feet. Would I pee in the shower if it went all over myself? Probably not!

Come to think of it, that's probably where you girls get all your cooties.

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » April 28, 2004, 7:22 am

Not only do I pee in the shower, I do it the same time in each shower; while rinsing out shampoo. Must...multi-task

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 28, 2004, 12:44 pm

ratio of men who go shower/toilet is exactly the same as women in this poll!

7 shower pee-ers for every 1 person who lied!

Siji · Post by **Siji** » April 28, 2004, 1:18 pm

This reminds me of when I used to teach scuba diving classes.. On the first day I'd tell everyone to accept the fact that when they're diving and have their wetsuits on, they are going to pee in them. And it's going to feel very good with all that warmth. They're all like "eew" and "no way!" and then when that first dive comes.. they all do it.

Anyone who says they don't, is lying.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » April 28, 2004, 2:45 pm

If I gotta pee I gotta pee. I try not to let it touch me tho

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » April 28, 2004, 2:59 pm

BTW, piss isn't sterile. Yes you can drink it, and it's actually good for you if you do, but only your OWN piss, other peoples piss will make you violently ill, your body can use it's own piss for good things, but your friend pissing on your gunshot wound will make it infected. Your piss = good, other peoples piss=no gooda

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » April 28, 2004, 3:00 pm

Siji wrote:This reminds me of when I used to teach scuba diving classes.. On the first day I'd tell everyone to accept the fact that when they're diving and have their wetsuits on, they are going to pee in them. And it's going to feel very good with all that warmth. They're all like "eew" and "no way!" and then when that first dive comes.. they all do it.

Anyone who says they don't, is lying.

Peeing in your wetsuit may feel good but ultimately it will make you colder as you're losing body heat by losing that 98 degree piss.

Peeing your pants on land in the summer will help you cool off though if there is a breeze.

Talelor · Post by **Talelor** » April 28, 2004, 4:31 pm

Pherr the Dorf wrote:BTW, piss isn't sterile. Yes you can drink it, and it's actually good for you if you do, but only your OWN piss, other peoples piss will make you violently ill, your body can use it's own piss for good things, but your friend pissing on your gunshot wound will make it infected. Your piss = good, other peoples piss=no gooda

I highly doubt that urine could be healthy to drink. If there was anything useful in the urine it would have been absorbed before leaving the first time.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 28, 2004, 5:01 pm

Talelor wrote:I highly doubt that urine could be healthy to drink. If there was anything useful in the urine it would have been absorbed before leaving the first time.

its full of natural anti bodies that your body manufactures.

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » April 28, 2004, 5:04 pm

Just like boogers. I cant really bring myself to eat them yet. I'm workin on it!

Xyphir · Post by **Xyphir** » April 28, 2004, 5:20 pm

Winnow wrote:Peeing your pants on land in the summer will help you cool off though if there is a breeze.

Peeing your pants is the COOLEST!

Rick James · Post by **Rick James** » April 28, 2004, 5:23 pm

I pee all over myself in the shower
why?
CAUSE IM RICK JAMES BITCH!

Spankes · Post by **Spankes** » April 28, 2004, 5:27 pm

If peeing your pants is cool then I'm Miles Davis.

emmer · Post by **emmer** » April 28, 2004, 5:30 pm

Neil: "This next song, you all might like. Few people know that I am fueled creatively by my massive hatred of immigrants. [intro to "America"] Gary and I have gone on for hours about how much we hate foreigners. Right, Gary?"

Gary: "Leave me out of this, man."

Neil: "NO, I WILL LEAVE YOU IN!! [pause, then back to the story] Well, my love of this great and beautiful nation, and my hatred of all people with dark skin, led me to write this... On the boats and on the trains. They're coming to America! Never looking back again. Just do the best you can! You hate your keyboard player because he's black! Never had the courage to tell him so."

When his band members start telling him to shut up, Neil screams at them:

Neil: "I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond!"

/trifecta complete

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