What's Black and Blue and hates sex?

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » April 26, 2004, 1:55 am

The cub scout in my trunk.

murr · Post by **murr** » April 26, 2004, 2:00 am

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

You can't hide dead babies in a gay man.

Trek · Post by **Trek** » April 26, 2004, 2:42 am

murr wrote:What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

You can't hide dead babies in a gay man.

But you can hide a lot of sausage!

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » April 26, 2004, 4:36 am

Q: How do you make a baby cry twice?

A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » April 26, 2004, 5:07 am

he;lp

Spang · Post by **Spang** » April 26, 2004, 7:34 am

this is as bad as the racist joke thread, if not, worse.

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » April 26, 2004, 11:42 am

Q: Why do you wrap a hamster in duck tape?

A: So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » April 26, 2004, 11:44 am

This thread is pure h8. I hope the people that invented the jokes above get many painful genital worts.

Wonko Wenusberg · Post by **Wonko Wenusberg** » April 26, 2004, 11:44 am

Joke all you want but.......

NO HAMSTER JOKES!

Runcade · Post by **Runcade** » April 26, 2004, 11:48 am

IBTR!

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » April 26, 2004, 11:53 am

What's the difference between a truckful of dead babies and a truckful of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Post by **Xouqoa** » April 26, 2004, 12:47 pm

Hi I'm crazy Eddie and I put babies on spikes.

Gzette · Post by **Gzette** » April 26, 2004, 6:17 pm

Whats the difference between a delicious golden apple and a dead baby?

I don't cum on the delicious golden apple before I eat it.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 26, 2004, 6:22 pm

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

put him in a cage with a white tiger

Shoreetee · Post by **Shoreetee** » April 26, 2004, 6:24 pm

Xouqoa wrote:Hi I'm crazy Eddie and I put babies on spikes.

rofl Eddie Izzard is Awesome

Tristinn · Post by **Tristinn** » April 26, 2004, 6:24 pm

I hate you, I hate you, I dont even know who you are and I hate your gutsss..

Now excuse me, while I go home.. and put some water.. in buck nastys mommas disssh

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » April 26, 2004, 6:57 pm

dead baby jokes are just stupid and uncreative, they rely on people getting offended. get better jokes

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » April 26, 2004, 7:20 pm

Some groups are just too strict with their rules

I got kicked out the cub scouts and all I did was eat a brownie......

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » April 26, 2004, 10:47 pm

what do you call a nigger with a harvard education?

...a nigger

that cracked my ass up for some reason!

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » April 26, 2004, 10:58 pm

How do you get 20 babies into a bowl?

A Blender.

How do you get them out?

Tortillia Chips.