texas

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » April 15, 2004, 5:55 pm

ahoeheeae

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » April 15, 2004, 6:14 pm

Clearly E...all of the above...

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » April 15, 2004, 6:17 pm

bush/cheney

Truant · Post by **Truant** » April 15, 2004, 7:38 pm

Where is the option for "Me"

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 15, 2004, 7:43 pm

Fuck Texas

goddammit

FUCK TEXAS

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » April 15, 2004, 7:55 pm

^ It's true. Sylvos does not like Texas, but he does like cowpokes.

I am all for giving Texas back to Mexico.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » April 15, 2004, 7:56 pm

Sylvos has a Texan accent.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » April 15, 2004, 7:57 pm

That was below the belt....

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » April 15, 2004, 8:02 pm

I'll fucking cut you

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » April 15, 2004, 8:05 pm

I now have some good ideas of what to get you for your birthday.

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » April 15, 2004, 9:12 pm

Well we did have LBJ, I guess he counts as a shitty President.

And, if you consider that Texas one of the largest populations in the union, you can indeed count on the fact that both steers and queers reside within the borders.

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » April 15, 2004, 9:28 pm

Why doesn't Texas fall into the ocean?

B/C Oklahoma sucks! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wait, that's anti-Oklahoman.....oh well.

Brotha · Post by **Brotha** » April 16, 2004, 1:32 am

LOL just got this email. Fuck you all!

Republic of Texas:

Texas has given all those complainers plenty of time to get used to the results. After seeing the whiners along the inauguration route, the folks from Texas have decided that we might just take matters into our own hands.

Here is our solution:

#1: Let John Kerry become President of the United States (all 49 states).

#2: George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of Texas.

So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?

NASA in Houston, Texas (we will control the space industry).

We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States.

Defense Industry (we have over 65% of it). The term "Don't mess with Texas," will take on a whole new meaning

Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas will need for the next 300 years. Yankee states? Sorry about that.

Natural Gas - Again we have all we need and it's too bad about those northern states. John Kerry will figure a way to keep them warm....

Computer Industry - we currently lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications: Small places like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Semiconductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Delphi, Nortel, Alcatel, Etc,Etc. The list goes on and on.

Health Centers - We have the largest research centers for Cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world and other large health planning centers.

We have enough colleges to keep us going: U.T., Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Rice, SMU, University of Houston, Baylor, UNT, Texas Women's University, etc. Ivy grows better in the south anyway.

We have a ready supply of workers (just open the border when we need some more ) .

We have control of the paper industry, plastics, insurance, etc.

In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National Guard and the Texas Air National Guard. We don't have an army but since everybody down here has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an army in 24 hours if we need it. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over a couple Texas Rangers.

We are totally self sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs and vegetable produce and everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good.

This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of Texas in good shape. There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't have.

Now to the rest of the United States under President Kerry: Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Kerry will be able to drive around in his 9 mile per gallon SUV. The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.

You won't have any TV as the space center in Houston will cut off your communications. You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes but since Mr. Kerry has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas.

Signed, The People in Texas

Sirton · Post by **Sirton** » April 16, 2004, 6:29 am

You bigggooted racist hypocrits....If its something to do with anything south, conservative, religion or Texan its all good to steriotype and joke about anything the other way its like OMG your so hateful!!!...Im so offended!!! Actually I dont give a damn either way on boards like this.

Bush is the first Gov. of Texas too be elected for 2 Consecutive terms....for the life of Texas or like the past 100 years or something crazy..info. off top of my head.. Shitty President=LBJ was the worse president in US history...HANDS DOWN!!!!

Ill never get over how someone with shit on LBJ died commiting suicide by shooting himself 7 times in the back while running down a country road.

Siji · Post by **Siji** » April 16, 2004, 9:48 am

Sylvos wrote:Fuck Texas

In the ass. Hard. Without lube.

Trek · Post by **Trek** » April 16, 2004, 10:16 am

From reading this thread, most definately Queers is the answer

Trek · Post by **Trek** » April 16, 2004, 10:17 am

Not that theres anything wrong with that.

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » April 16, 2004, 11:31 am

Sirton wrote:You bigggooted racist hypocrits....If its something to do with anything south, conservative, religion or Texan its all good to steriotype and joke about anything the other way its like OMG your so hateful!!!...Im so offended!!! Actually I dont give a damn either way on boards like this.

Bush is the first Gov. of Texas too be elected for 2 Consecutive terms....for the life of Texas or like the past 100 years or something crazy..info. off top of my head.. Shitty President=LBJ was the worse president in US history...HANDS DOWN!!!!

Ill never get over how someone with shit on LBJ died commiting suicide by shooting himself 7 times in the back while running down a country road.

heh, thats almost as funny as a president sending over 600 american soldiers to there death searching for something that didnt exsist, because he was obsessed with hatred and did'nt have time to wait for real evidence

that one always cracks me up!

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » April 16, 2004, 12:52 pm

Sirton wrote:You bigggooted racist hypocrits....If its something to do with anything south, conservative, religion or Texan its all good to steriotype and joke about anything the other way its like OMG your so hateful!!!...Im so offended!!! Actually I dont give a damn either way on boards like this.

Bush is the first Gov. of Texas too be elected for 2 Consecutive terms....for the life of Texas or like the past 100 years or something crazy..info. off top of my head.. Shitty President=LBJ was the worse president in US history...HANDS DOWN!!!!

Ill never get over how someone with shit on LBJ died commiting suicide by shooting himself 7 times in the back while running down a country road.

Perhaps you should look into getting someone to write your messages for you. A surrogate if you will. Much like your surrogate guild leaders.

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » April 16, 2004, 1:49 pm

If you can't laugh at yourself what can you laugh at?

BTW was that steers and queers thing from Full Metal Jacket, or did the phrase exist before the movie?

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » April 16, 2004, 1:50 pm

Adex_Xeda wrote:If you can't laugh at yourself what can you laugh at?

BTW was that steers and queers thing from Full Metal Jacket, or did the phrase exist before the movie?

Well before...

Syenye Squirrellyelf · Post by **Syenye Squirrellyelf** » April 16, 2004, 1:52 pm

you non texas people just don't understand.

Siji · Post by **Siji** » April 16, 2004, 2:05 pm

Syenye Squirrellyelf wrote:you non texas people just don't understand.

In the same way that non necrophiliacs just don't understand..

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » April 16, 2004, 5:05 pm

Arborealus wrote:
Adex_Xeda wrote:If you can't laugh at yourself what can you laugh at?

BTW was that steers and queers thing from Full Metal Jacket, or did the phrase exist before the movie?
Well before...

An Officer and a Gentleman, Louis Gossett Jr.

Metaphantasus · Post by **Metaphantasus** » April 19, 2004, 3:41 pm

Syenye Squirrellyelf wrote:you non texas people just don't understand.

No, I'm from Texas, and this place SUCKS ASS. Hot, Stupid, Everything to fucking far away from everything. There's nothing to understand except this place sucks and puts out all three. Luckily I've just lived here for 8 years and not my whole life.

Avestan · Post by **Avestan** » April 19, 2004, 10:31 pm

Born American by Luck

Born Texan by the grace of God.

Fuck you all.

Nobody hates a loser.

Drasta · Post by **Drasta** » April 19, 2004, 10:47 pm

Siji wrote:
Sylvos wrote:Fuck Texas
In the ass. Hard. Without lube.

with a 3L. bottle!

Karae · Post by **Karae** » April 20, 2004, 2:22 am

Actually, only LBJ and Eisenhower were born in Texas. I'd consider them both pretty shitty Presidents for the roles they played in getting us involved and escalating that involvement in Vietnam.

While Bush wasn't born in the state, as the former governor, he's doing a good job of doing those to proud by continuing their tradition of pointless and unpopular war.

Go Texas.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » April 20, 2004, 1:14 pm

LBJ was our most crooked president. He killed JFK and made millions off the war in Vietnam.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » April 20, 2004, 4:13 pm

Half the crap in that email Brotha got is false imo imo imo.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » April 20, 2004, 4:58 pm

I'm so glad WV is so universaly ignored that noone cares enough about us to do anything for us that matters.

Ahmik · Post by **Ahmik** » April 20, 2004, 9:10 pm

Canelek wrote:I am all for giving Texas back to Mexico.

Was that YOU?

When I lived in SanAntonio in the early 90's there was a small underground movement that was trying to draw a line across the state from New Mexico to Louisiana and chop it off and give it back to Mexico...

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » April 20, 2004, 9:32 pm

Actually GWB comes from a wealthy New England family..

That kinda defeats the purpose

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