AND THEN?
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AND THEN?
Jesse: "Hey, Nelson, let me order."
Speaker: "Chinese Fooood, may I help you?"
Jesse: "Yeah I'd like to place an order."
Speaker: "What would you like?"
Jesse: "Yeah, I'd like, uh, three orders of Garlic Chicken."
Speaker: "And then?"
Chester: "And then three orders of white rice."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "And then....... oh hey, you guys want soup?"
Chester: "Sure."
Jesse: "Yeah, three orders of, um, Wanton Soup."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "Oh, uh, some Fortune Cookies too."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "Uuuuh, actually I think that's about it."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "No. That's it."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "No and then. That's all I want."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "And then nothing else 'cos I'm done ordering."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "No, see, all I want is the three orders of the Garlic Chicken and the three orders of the white rice."
Speaker: "Huh, and then?"
Chester: "And the soup, Dude."
Jesse: "And the Wanton Soup."
Speaker: "And then?"
Nelson: "And the cookies fortune."
Jesse: "And the Fortune Cookies, yes. So it's just the uh, the chicken, the rice, the soup and the fortune cookies and that's it."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "And THEN, uh, you can put it in a brown paper bag and come put it in my hand 'cos I'm ready to eat."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "Hey, I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "NO. NO AND THEN."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "NO AND THEN."
Speaker: "AND THEN?"
Jesse: "NO AND THEN."
Speaker: "AND THEN?"
Jesse: "NO AND THEN."
Speaker: "AND THEN?"
Jesse: "NO AND THEN."
Speaker: "AND THEN?"
Jesse: "NO, NO AND THEN."
Speaker: "And theeeeeeeeen?"
Jesse: "You're really starting to piss me off lady."
Speaker: "And theeeeeeeeen?"
Jesse: "And then I'm gonna come in there and I'm gonna put MY FOOT in YOUR ASS if you say AND THEN AGAIN!"
Speaker: "...........and then?"
(Jesse goes apeshit, smashing up the speaker)
Speaker: "And then and then and then and then and then and then..."
(The car drives off at speed)
Speaker: "And then?"
Speaker: "Chinese Fooood, may I help you?"
Jesse: "Yeah I'd like to place an order."
Speaker: "What would you like?"
Jesse: "Yeah, I'd like, uh, three orders of Garlic Chicken."
Speaker: "And then?"
Chester: "And then three orders of white rice."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "And then....... oh hey, you guys want soup?"
Chester: "Sure."
Jesse: "Yeah, three orders of, um, Wanton Soup."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "Oh, uh, some Fortune Cookies too."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "Uuuuh, actually I think that's about it."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "No. That's it."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "No and then. That's all I want."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "And then nothing else 'cos I'm done ordering."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "No, see, all I want is the three orders of the Garlic Chicken and the three orders of the white rice."
Speaker: "Huh, and then?"
Chester: "And the soup, Dude."
Jesse: "And the Wanton Soup."
Speaker: "And then?"
Nelson: "And the cookies fortune."
Jesse: "And the Fortune Cookies, yes. So it's just the uh, the chicken, the rice, the soup and the fortune cookies and that's it."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "And THEN, uh, you can put it in a brown paper bag and come put it in my hand 'cos I'm ready to eat."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "Hey, I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "NO. NO AND THEN."
Speaker: "And then?"
Jesse: "NO AND THEN."
Speaker: "AND THEN?"
Jesse: "NO AND THEN."
Speaker: "AND THEN?"
Jesse: "NO AND THEN."
Speaker: "AND THEN?"
Jesse: "NO AND THEN."
Speaker: "AND THEN?"
Jesse: "NO, NO AND THEN."
Speaker: "And theeeeeeeeen?"
Jesse: "You're really starting to piss me off lady."
Speaker: "And theeeeeeeeen?"
Jesse: "And then I'm gonna come in there and I'm gonna put MY FOOT in YOUR ASS if you say AND THEN AGAIN!"
Speaker: "...........and then?"
(Jesse goes apeshit, smashing up the speaker)
Speaker: "And then and then and then and then and then and then..."
(The car drives off at speed)
Speaker: "And then?"
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Brick Top: "If that's not worth a bet I don't know what is. He doesn't look bad does he?"
Gary: "Oh no Mr Polford, he looks great. He'll do you proud guv'nor."
Brick Top: "You reckon that's what people should do for me do you Gary? Make me proud?!"
Gary: "It's what you deserve Mister Polford."
Brick Top: "Pull your tongue out of my asshole Gary!"
Gary: "Oh no Mr Polford, he looks great. He'll do you proud guv'nor."
Brick Top: "You reckon that's what people should do for me do you Gary? Make me proud?!"
Gary: "It's what you deserve Mister Polford."
Brick Top: "Pull your tongue out of my asshole Gary!"
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The scene featuring 'Busta Move' was perhaps the most moving piece of film I've seen in the last several years.
Chester: "Oh, Dude. You got a tattoo."
Jesse: "So do you Dude!"
Chester: "Dude. What does my tattoo say?"
Jesse: "Sweet! What about mine?"
Chester: "Dude! What does mine say?"
Jesse: "Sweet! What about mine?"
Chester: "Dude! What does mine say?"
Jesse: "Sweet! What about mine?"
Chester: "Dude! What does mine say?"
Jesse: "Sweet! What about mine?"
Chester: "Dude! What does mine say?"
Jesse: "SWEET! WHAT ABOUT MINE?"
Chester: "DUDE! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?"
Jesse: "SWEET! WHAT ABOUT MINE?"
Chester: "DUDE! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?"
Jesse: "SWEET!" (The two start fighting)
Shopkeeper: "IDIOTS! Your tattoo says DUDE. Your tattoo says SWEET. GOT IT?!"
Chester: "Oh, Dude. You got a tattoo."
Jesse: "So do you Dude!"
Chester: "Dude. What does my tattoo say?"
Jesse: "Sweet! What about mine?"
Chester: "Dude! What does mine say?"
Jesse: "Sweet! What about mine?"
Chester: "Dude! What does mine say?"
Jesse: "Sweet! What about mine?"
Chester: "Dude! What does mine say?"
Jesse: "Sweet! What about mine?"
Chester: "Dude! What does mine say?"
Jesse: "SWEET! WHAT ABOUT MINE?"
Chester: "DUDE! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?"
Jesse: "SWEET! WHAT ABOUT MINE?"
Chester: "DUDE! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?"
Jesse: "SWEET!" (The two start fighting)
Shopkeeper: "IDIOTS! Your tattoo says DUDE. Your tattoo says SWEET. GOT IT?!"
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