OMG even I'm offended by this....

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » April 8, 2004, 7:43 pm

Do not watch this if you like animals, got it off of Snopes.com. This was done by a Ford ad agency in the UK. It was never supposed to be released (supposedly) but still managed to find it's way to the net. I'm disturbed by it yet can't seem to stop watching or showing people, heh.

http://members.optusnet.com.au/~jimbeamblack/cat.mpg

IeailandDokktur · Post by **IeailandDokktur** » April 8, 2004, 7:59 pm

Ouch poor cat lmfao

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » April 8, 2004, 8:05 pm

I like cats.

But that's kinda funny. It's like Christine II!

(Or III if there was a sequel!)

Toall · Post by **Toall** » April 8, 2004, 8:07 pm

LMAO OMFG.. .... now thats funny in a way

Arsecn · Post by **Arsecn** » April 8, 2004, 8:20 pm

http://brad.fpc.com.au/mtype/spoon/i/FordBird.mpg

Same car, different ad.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » April 8, 2004, 8:26 pm

That one is good too!

Of course animal protesters probably don't like it. But protest Ford for something that matters: Their cars suck.

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » April 8, 2004, 8:35 pm

The commercial disgusts me, and I wonder what the hell Ford thought about when they made it.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » April 8, 2004, 8:59 pm

Kelshara wrote:The commercial disgusts me, and I wonder what the hell Ford thought about when they made it.

My God please deep throat a shotgun you are as uplifting as a fart in church. I bet your mother took a bath in Cayenne pepper to abort yoru sorry ass.

Runcade · Post by **Runcade** » April 8, 2004, 9:05 pm

take this with a grain of salt people. some advertising people in ford made it and it was turned down immediately. hence the reason its not on tv. but it did make me laugh

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » April 8, 2004, 9:32 pm

Coming from you Cart.. I take that as a huge compliment. You are quite possibly the perfect example of life gone wrong.

Spankes · Post by **Spankes** » April 8, 2004, 10:43 pm

haha so funny

Gemily · Post by **Gemily** » April 8, 2004, 11:55 pm

Looks like someone's twisted sense of humor. But really guys, no way this is real.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » April 9, 2004, 1:35 am

Lack of arterial spray from the beheaded kitty indicates that it's fake. Too bad, much h8 for cats.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » April 9, 2004, 1:50 am

Seriously, if anyone thinks those are real they have issues.

If it were real it wouldn't be funny.

No wonder half you people fall for April Fools jokes!

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » April 9, 2004, 2:21 am

Obviously its not real, but still think its a pretty sick commercial. Seeing the cat squirm in agony was a bit much. The bird one was funny though =).

P.S: Not sure why you felt the need to flame Kelsh like that, but for fucks sake Cart, chill the fuck out.

Trias · Post by **Trias** » April 9, 2004, 2:58 am

i think it's funnier than fucking dead baby jesus

suppin · Post by **suppin** » April 9, 2004, 3:05 am

LoL yeah i laughed my ass off so loud I thought i was gonna wake up my GF..

That shit was fucking hilarious .. it's a commerical.. it's supposed to be funny, which I found it to be

You know it's fake when you see it

Morgrym · Post by **Morgrym** » April 9, 2004, 4:23 am

Wow

SO wrong, but so fucking funny......

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » April 9, 2004, 9:08 am

Kelshara wrote:Coming from you Cart.. I take that as a huge compliment. You are quite possibly the perfect example of life gone wrong.

Do it man listen to the voices in your head do it.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » April 9, 2004, 9:25 am

I like you better when you aren't being a psychotic troll.

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » April 9, 2004, 9:26 am

At least those make sense, something you really should try for a change

It is obvious that the commercial is fake, but I really really hate animal abuse and don't find even a fake one funny. We have two adopted cats, one of them we found outside abused with brain damage from being kicked. She has huge vision problems (no depth perception and her pupils don't dilate at all) among other problems.

I simply don't find it amusing *shrugs*

Dups. · Post by **Dups.** » April 9, 2004, 10:28 am

I loved it. But then again I hate cats.

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » April 9, 2004, 11:14 am

I doubt they killed the cat when they made it, but lol thats pretty fucked up.

Taly · Post by **Taly** » April 9, 2004, 11:29 am

not even funny even if it is fake

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » April 9, 2004, 2:13 pm

It's fake and it's funny!

I agree animal cruelty sucks. If this was a video of someone kicking a cat in the head I wouldn't find it close to funny.

But the evil car, an apparently inanimate object(!), luring the curious cat to its demise I find funny.

Post by **Xouqoa** » April 9, 2004, 4:52 pm

I never understood the whole 'I hate cats' thing. How can you hate something like a cat? Just because you perhaps don't understand them or don't have one doesn't mean you need to hate them or find them getting decapitated funny. *shrug*

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » April 9, 2004, 5:56 pm

I was giggling like a school girl and sent it to all my friends. They are going to hate me now. I want to know how they did that and how many cats they went through.

Kelshara · Post by **Kelshara** » April 9, 2004, 6:32 pm

They hate cats because they feel inferior to them. Why do they feel inferior? Because they are.

Spankes · Post by **Spankes** » April 9, 2004, 7:02 pm

I can take or leave cats. But, a friend of mine is deathly allergic to them, and, therefore, hates them. So, some people have valid reasons.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » April 9, 2004, 7:27 pm

People are too quick to jump to hate nowadays.

Hell, I've been attacked by 3 different large dogs. I'm a bit uncomfortable around large dogs now...but I don't hate them.

Cenallron · Post by **Cenallron** » April 9, 2004, 7:36 pm

that had to have been one of the funniest things ive seen all week rofl thanks Zygar! lol

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » April 9, 2004, 7:47 pm

I have a cat in rl, but goddamn that's funny, rofl.

Spankes · Post by **Spankes** » April 9, 2004, 7:52 pm

Could that sig be any bigger? Jackass!

Cenallron · Post by **Cenallron** » April 9, 2004, 8:14 pm

its actually the smaller version = P

Post by **Xouqoa** » April 9, 2004, 8:29 pm

Cenallron wrote:its actually the smaller version = P

that's monsterous

noel · Post by **noel** » April 9, 2004, 8:36 pm

Ban him?

Bojangels · Post by **Bojangels** » April 9, 2004, 8:59 pm

Hey cenallron, when you go to post there's a box you can check so you dont have to put your sig on every post.

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » April 9, 2004, 9:08 pm

I love animals, and I'm owned by 2 cats. It may be fake & funny, but I don't think I want to watch that clip.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » April 9, 2004, 10:19 pm

Cenallron wrote:its actually the smaller version = P

Find a way to make it smaller, quicklike.

Janx · Post by **Janx** » April 10, 2004, 3:37 am

I could get Biny to send you the eels link if you want to be offended.

The way those japannese girls treat those poor animals =(.

Arsecn · Post by **Arsecn** » April 10, 2004, 7:27 am

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » April 10, 2004, 9:06 am

Ban Him!

Sinzar · Post by **Sinzar** » April 10, 2004, 9:22 am

Xouqoa wrote:I never understood the whole 'I hate cats' thing. How can you hate something like a cat? Just because you perhaps don't understand them or don't have one doesn't mean you need to hate them or find them getting decapitated funny. *shrug*

my neighborhood has a few stray cats. stray cats love to get into my garbage when i take it out if i dont spray it down with bleach, and sometimes will start up their howling during the night and wake me up/keep me awake.

i wouldnt go as far as to decapitate cats over this, but because of these few strays, ive come to hate cats as a whole.

Taly · Post by **Taly** » April 10, 2004, 7:57 pm

LOL RCN thats great!

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » April 10, 2004, 8:05 pm

<sylvus> i really appreciate all of taly's contributions to every thread she posts on

Agreed!

Revs · Post by **Revs** » April 11, 2004, 1:25 pm

Janx wrote:I could get Biny to send you the eels link if you want to be offended.

The way those japannese girls treat those poor animals =(.

These people cannot handle the Eels

rhyae · Post by **rhyae** » April 11, 2004, 2:04 pm

I laughed =/
I'm debating sending it to my mom..
I'm pretty sure it would make my sister cry though, definately sending it to her.

Forthe · Post by **Forthe** » April 11, 2004, 9:07 pm

That commercial is fucked up.

The fact that the enactment of a cat being decapitated is funny to many of you is even more fucked up.

I expect this commercial would have had great appeal for the next generation of serial killers coming up.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » April 11, 2004, 10:29 pm

Oh no I'm going to be a serial killer when I grow up because I laughed at an obviously fake commercial of a cats head being lopped off by an evil car!

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » April 14, 2004, 4:13 pm

I love cats. I have two cats and would never do anything to hurt them...but I thought it was pretty damned funny.