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Canada and Denmark to go to war?

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Surreal:

http://www.canada.com/national/national ... 2e1a40243f
Danes summon envoy over Arctic fight
'The solution of the dispute is not going to be military'

Adrian Humphreys
National Post

Tuesday, March 30, 2004

Canada's top remaining diplomat in Denmark was called before the Royal Danish Ministry of Foreign Affairs yesterday to discuss the disputed territory of Hans Island, a barren rock in the high Arctic.

Brian Herman, charge d'affaires of Canada's diplomatic mission in Copenhagen, was asked by officials about his country's intentions in the spat, recently inflamed by Danish sailors occupying the island during regular Arctic patrols.

Mr. Herman's response was that "it is not Canada's intention to stir up a tempest in a teapot," said Reynald Doiron, spokesman for Canada's Department of Foreign Affairs. "We want to keep an open mind on this and yes, we would be ready to resume discussions on the issue but there has been no definite agenda set," he said.

Peter Taksoe-Jensen, head of international public law with the Danish Ministry of Foreign Affairs, said the issue is not in danger of becoming an international incident. "The solution of the dispute over Hans Island is not going to be a military solution in the sense that Denmark is going to post military on the island or anything of that kind," Mr. Taksoe-Jensen said from Copenhagen.

"It is going to be a negotiated solution where Canada and Denmark sit together at the table at some stage when we come to this issue and find a solution."

Although he played down the presence of a Danish warship -- which has made repeated visits to the island with its sailors occupying the island and even unfurling the red and white flag of Denmark over it -- Mr. Taksoe-Jensen could not rule out further visits.

"Since we think of it as part of Danish territory, we feel officials have that right. It is only natural that Danish officials go there from time to time."

He said Copenhagen would take issue if Canada also landed soldiers on the island.

Canada has not had an ambassador in Denmark since Alfonso Gagliano was recalled by Paul Martin in the wake of the advertising scandal involving Mr. Gagliano's former government ministry.

The National Post has highlighted the dispute between Canada and Denmark over the tiny, desolate, ice-bound island as one of four international boundary disputes prompting concerns over the nation's ability to maintain sovereignty of its vast northern region.

The issue was also raised in Parliament, with Stockwell Day, the Conservative party's foreign affairs critic, calling on the government to fill Mr. Gagliano's post and for the restoration of military funding to help retain Arctic sovereignty.

"The nation of Denmark has laid claim to Canadian territory. Its military, from its warship, hoisted its flag on our Arctic territory without permission, without warning, and without any fear of being stopped," Mr. Day said on Friday.

"The government's utter disarray is underlined by the fact that the scandal has led to the recall of our ambassador to Denmark, the very nation that is challenging our sovereignty," Mr. Day said.

Aileen Carroll, Minister for International Co-operation, said Canada will continue to defend its interests.

"Hans Island constitutes part of the national territory of Canada. No assertion by the Danish ambassador or other Danish officials detracts from the absolute sovereignty that Canada enjoys over Hans Island," she said, repeating the official statement of Foreign Affairs.

Mr. Day said the issue highlights the military's weakness.

"This embarrassing situation shows that the Prime Minister was wrong when he was underfunding our national defence while he was finance minister ... and he is wrong today in leaving Canada exposed and embarrassed," he said in Parliament.

David Pratt, the Minister of National Defence, defended the government's record.

"A significant amount of money has been put into the navy over the last number of years. Since this government took over, significant investments have been made in the armed forces overall.... We are continuing to rebuild the Canadian Forces," he said.
You fucking Danes think you can just conquer our iceberg then you have another thing coming. Starting today, Canada is taking all varieties of danish from strawberry to cheese and renaming them Sovereignity Pastries.

We our scrambling our leaky british submarines as I type this. Prepare to be sunk, imperialists!
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I read this and all I can picture is two people beating each other with smelly fish.
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kyoukan wrote:Starting today, Canada is taking all varieties of danish from strawberry to cheese and renaming them Sovereignity Pastries.
ROFL!!! Classic.
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But who would win?!?!
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Canada would win of course! Poutine > Lutefisk!
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I have to say Denmark would win...Their military defeated Reptilicus...Canadian forces have defeated no giant monsters to date...
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That you KNOW of, ignorant Amerikano!
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I am writing this from our top sekret bunker complex in Greenland. Currently, the forces of Denmark are amassing - yes, they're all here: The Tivoli Guards with their terrifying hats and instruments, the little mermaid with her rock, a division of cookie-bakers and three supporting platoons of herring-fishers, cheese makers and strawberry farmers, and our secret weapon: The Haribo SL-JX+ Mk II VICTORY - also known as "The Salty Licorice Organ" which is capable of launching 1200 pieces of salty licorice per minute at a distance of up to a thousand feet.

I can only hope that cooler minds will prevail, because if it does come to a confrontation, things will get real ugly real fast.
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I don't know about Lutefisk, but poutine is really hard to get out of your clothes. :)
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This statement just in:
COPENHAGEN (Reuters). The border conflict between Canada and Denmark over Hans Island, a tiny bit of real estate in the North Atlantic, looks to be escalating. At a press conference early wednesday evening, Prime Minister Anders FOGH-RASMUSSEN of the Liberal's People Party issues the following statement directed at his Canadian colleague:
'lolol dudes. U can't claim a spawn from 800 miles away. it's first in force and we were there, suk it up bitches'.
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Oh hell, no you didn't. It's on like donkey kong now, bitch!
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Beware our Cariboo Torpedo's!!!

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Dregor, I really don't see how you can beat Denmark with Drolin MT'ing. Especially being his girlfriend is in your heal rotation.

Maybe an alliance with the Swedes?
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Arborealus wrote:I have to say Denmark would win...Their military defeated Reptilicus...Canadian forces have defeated no giant monsters to date...
The Canadians would win, easily.

canadians are tenacious fighters. look at there history in WWI & II.
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Salty licorice has to be the foulest thing, EVER.
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Master Drolgin,

As a representative of Western Canadians Chafing For Freedom from our despotic eastern government, I wish to see what kind of support you Danes would offer to a western uprising against the federal government. We have been patiently awaiting the day George Bush would liberate us but unfortunately our oil reserves are too expensive to recover for his tastes. However, we feel this clash may offer a unique opportunity to do it for ourselves. Please respond at your earliest convenience.
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I propose we sit down leaders from both countries...

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I haven't been reading this forum lately, and missed this.

You guys crack me up. :)
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Forthe wrote:I propose we sit down leaders from both countries...

5 card draw straight up.
Nonsense! Louisiana and Denmark have allied...Yield Canada! Or face our combined wrath!
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Arborealus wrote:
Forthe wrote:I propose we sit down leaders from both countries...

5 card draw straight up.
Nonsense! Louisiana and Denmark have allied...Yield Canada! Or face our combined wrath!
Arb your fear of cod has already been established. Don't provoke us!
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You threaten The Alliance with cod? Are you STUPID? Next you're going to threaten us with herring, or halibut...or sole!
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Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:You threaten The Alliance with cod? Are you STUPID? Next you're going to threaten us with herring, or halibut...or sole!
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Forthe wrote:
Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:You threaten The Alliance with cod? Are you STUPID? Next you're going to threaten us with herring, or halibut...or sole!
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Isn't Drolgin Swedish? He should welcome war between Canada and Denmark, now is the time for Sweden to make gains on Danish lands.
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Isn't Kaldaur some random asshat who should keep his mouth shut?
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