The TRUTH about Porcine Copulatoris!

Post by **Sylvus** » March 27, 2004, 7:24 pm

After some exhaustive research, ip checks, log scouring, a grand jury and senate subcomittee hearings, we have discovered the true identities behind Porcine Copulatoris and Dragons of the Underworld.

It turns out that the whole thing was, in fact, an elaborate hoax pulled off by myself and the other inhabitants of #veeshanvault. That's right, sucka, the joke's on you! Bored at work/school, with the boards moving way too slowly, we hatched a scheme to liven things up a bit.

#veeshanvault wrote:[12:02] <sylvus_wrk> boards are too slow today
[12:02] <sylvus_wrk> i'm already all caught up
[12:23] <Thess> Someone make a good flame thread on veeshanvault so I can be entertained while at school pls
[12:24] <sylvus_wrk> seriously
[12:24] <sylvus_wrk> give me a topic or a target and i'll do my best!
[12:25] <Thess> The PE/SI thread just isn't doing it for me
[12:26] <sylvus_wrk> i could pretend to start one against you, and see who joins the fracas! =P
[12:26] <Thess> That works, I find threads against me amusing
[12:26] <sylvus_wrk> or we could make fake gimp accounts and pretend to be fighting over ntov
[12:26] <Thess> haha
[12:26] <sylvus_wrk> first we'll have to come up with two fake guilds
[12:27] <sylvus_wrk> come on everyone in here, help us out... it'll be a funny prank to play against those vvers who don't hang out in irc

Our goal was achieved, we were all quite entertained, and we hope that it was entertaining for all of you as well. I'll let the other conspirators speak for themselves, but if I really pissed anyone off it wasn't my intent; I was merely roleplaying. =)

Cast of Characters
Orthank ...... Sylvus
Guglavar ...... Thess
Marculin ...... Drolgin
Gindalf ...... Pyrella
Tomulus ...... Karae
Bobzerker ...... Voronwe
toddumacdaddy ...... Stragi
FuDOTU ...... Seithyr

with moral support/consulting provided by Laliana, Arborealus, and Wonko

Here is the full log of the motivation behind, and planning of, the prank we played yesterday. Most of the text from the original post in that thread was stolen from Cobs' old ign post "ixtlan is the SCUM of veeshan".

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » March 27, 2004, 7:25 pm

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » March 27, 2004, 7:26 pm

That's right, sucka, the joke's on you!

Well not on all of us. Was obvious from page 1!

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » March 27, 2004, 7:34 pm

there's an irc channel?

Post by **Sylvus** » March 27, 2004, 7:35 pm

yeah, #veeshanvault on stratics.

are you fucking with me or did you know that? i swear we've posted about it a bunch of times...

MooZilla · Post by **MooZilla** » March 27, 2004, 7:48 pm

Le pwned.

Thess · Post by **Thess** » March 27, 2004, 7:54 pm

Was a lot of fun for us - sorry if I made anyone angry - I tried to keep my flames retarded enough not to offend anyone.

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » March 27, 2004, 8:00 pm

sadly, marculin is too nice a guy to really flame anyone, otherwise I would have offended ALL OF YOU!

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » March 27, 2004, 8:01 pm

[15:10] -stragi:@#veeshanvault- lol i got jen to reply
[15:10] -pyr0_wrk:@#veeshanvault- [WallOP:#veeshanvault] you guys are harsh to the commander of pig fuckers
[15:11] -stragi:@#veeshanvault- im going to start posting pics of my girlfriends and im gunna try to find a lalane pic to use
[15:11] <Arborealus:@#veeshanvault> too over the top...
[15:12] -stragi:@#veeshanvault- hell no its not
[15:12] -stragi:@#veeshanvault- they are totally tricked

Stragi, as soon as you posted that pic I knew it was probably someone from this board. You should have listened to Arb.

remind me to give you a wet willie in Vegas

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » March 27, 2004, 8:05 pm

Lalanae wrote:
[15:10] -stragi:@#veeshanvault- lol i got jen to reply
[15:10] -pyr0_wrk:@#veeshanvault- [WallOP:#veeshanvault] you guys are harsh to the commander of pig fuckers
[15:11] -stragi:@#veeshanvault- im going to start posting pics of my girlfriends and im gunna try to find a lalane pic to use
[15:11] <Arborealus:@#veeshanvault> too over the top...
[15:12] -stragi:@#veeshanvault- hell no its not
[15:12] -stragi:@#veeshanvault- they are totally tricked
Stragi, as soon as you posted that pic I knew it was probably someone from this board. You should have listened to Arb.

remind me to give you a wet willie in Vegas

we tried to get sylvus to ban him before he hit submit...

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » March 27, 2004, 8:17 pm

ubar.

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » March 27, 2004, 8:19 pm

I didn't care who it was, just wanted the 2nd grade grammar to go away

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » March 27, 2004, 8:19 pm

So who was Yantis?

Please tell me Yantis was part of the prank too...

Forthe · Post by **Forthe** » March 27, 2004, 8:22 pm

good job guys, very entertaining.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » March 27, 2004, 8:23 pm

Lalanae wrote:So who was Yantis?

Please tell me Yantis was part of the prank too...

That wasn't us...

Post by **Xouqoa** » March 27, 2004, 8:54 pm

The Yantis was real as far as I can tell, he sent me an email complaining about how he couldn't post his website and stuff, and the IP address was unique.

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » March 27, 2004, 9:02 pm

Good work. It was an entertaining read.

emmer · Post by **emmer** » March 27, 2004, 9:04 pm

poor aranuil...

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » March 27, 2004, 9:11 pm

ahahahahahahahahaha

great job

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » March 27, 2004, 9:13 pm

I feel like I was the only one who felt Porcine Copitulators was an obvious joke name

Post by **Sylvus** » March 27, 2004, 9:14 pm

Dregor Thule wrote:I feel like I was the only one who felt Porcine Copitulators was an obvious joke name

Actually, I think Faerin was the first to point out that it meant pig fuckers and that Sony would never allow that. I deleted his post and sent him a PM telling him not to cockblock us. =)

Faerin · Post by **Faerin** » March 27, 2004, 9:24 pm

Nah, I didn't mention the name in my post (though I did catch it). I pointed out a bunch of other stuff, and promptly had about 50 angry PMs telling me to stfu! Aaeamdar was the one to post about the Pig Fuckers.

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » March 27, 2004, 9:36 pm

I saw the pig fuckers comment, and kinda knew then that it was all a hoax. It was still entertaining though, and for a while I thought the board was overrun with retards.

Bobzerker · Post by **Bobzerker** » March 28, 2004, 12:59 am

was fun while it lasted!!

Aaeamdar · Post by **Aaeamdar** » March 28, 2004, 1:01 am

Actually, I think Faerin was the first to point out that it meant pig fuckers and that Sony would never allow that. I deleted his post and sent him a PM telling him not to cockblock us. =)

That was my post you deleted.

Thess · Post by **Thess** » March 28, 2004, 1:18 am

ZERK ALERT!!!!

Arundel Pajo · Post by **Arundel Pajo** » March 28, 2004, 1:57 am

Dregor Thule wrote:I feel like I was the only one who felt Porcine Copitulators was an obvious joke name

Nah. I picked up on the name, too. I don't think that name would ever fly for real. The grammar was pretty much a giveaway, too.

I just had no clue who it really was. None at all. I figured it was people from some other board. Good one, guys!

Karae · Post by **Karae** » March 28, 2004, 3:11 am

I really doubt any of the GMs are smart enough to catch on that Porcine Copulatoris means Pig Fuckers...

Mplor · Post by **Mplor** » March 28, 2004, 4:45 am

And the prize goes to Karae as Tomulus!

Arundel Pajo · Post by **Arundel Pajo** » March 28, 2004, 3:09 pm

Karae wrote:I really doubt any of the GMs are smart enough to catch on that Porcine Copulatoris means Pig Fuckers...

Yeah, unless the GM's have changed drastically since my time, I would imagine you're right. Still, never underestimate the power of some thin-skinned player to understand it, get offended, and report it.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » March 28, 2004, 4:51 pm

Yes, it was quite fun, i started to expect it on page 1, but man was it entertaining

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » March 28, 2004, 5:39 pm

It took me a long time to hit submit though, I waited until the thread was dying :<

noel · Post by **noel** » March 28, 2004, 6:23 pm

Weee great job!

Sneekz · Post by **Sneekz** » March 29, 2004, 4:16 am

I've said/typed PIZOWNED! like 60 times already, thanks to whoever gave me my new fav word

Wonko Wenusberg · Post by **Wonko Wenusberg** » March 29, 2004, 5:18 am

the horror

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » March 29, 2004, 11:06 am

Sylvus you had me at hello.

Post by **Sylvus** » March 29, 2004, 12:27 pm

Sylvos wrote:Sylvus you had me at hello.

#veeshanvault wrote:[14:03] <sylvus_wrk> i want to reply to sylvos and call him sylvus =)
[14:03] <Drolgin> haha
[14:05] <Drolgin> yeah yeah sylvus ur so uber, sorry if this thread is beyond u. u can just gtfo then right?
[14:05] <Drolgin> some of us have jobs and stuff and cant play 247 to get loots, it takes time if ur new. also the game is a lot harder now than it was when u started, mobs hit a lot harder and have more hp etc
[14:05] <Drolgin> haha
[14:05] <Drolgin> hahaha
[14:05] <sylvus_wrk> lol

Sorry about that, it just had to be done.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » March 29, 2004, 12:42 pm

lol you dirty bastards

masteen · Post by **masteen** » March 29, 2004, 2:47 pm

I had to STFU Bobzerker. GG Moronwe!

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » March 29, 2004, 5:05 pm

ASSteen

Drolgin Steingrinder · February 3, 2010, 8:34 pm

Since we're threadnecroing anyway, does anyone have the original thread? seems to have died in a fire.

Leonaerd · Post by **Leonaerd** » February 4, 2010, 6:42 am

[13:40] <Drolgin> oh pardon me very much, i didn't realize this was the centre of intellectual learning and grammar fascism of the known universe.
[13:40] <Drolgin> who gives a shit if i capitalize my i's and spell out my 'you's, its not like this place is exactly a hotbed of great intelligent debate, as is painfully obvious from ur post.
[13:40] <Drolgin> call it shorthand or whatever, fact is u butt in on a topic u have no idea bout. kindly f*ck off, thx.

I can't wait 2 continue reading this tomorrow.

Post by **Sylvus** » February 4, 2010, 1:29 pm

Wow, I'd forgotten all about that! Reading those logs brings back memories... too bad that thread is gone.

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