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Body parts!

I have a small penis and I love it !
11
12%
I have a small penis and I hate it !
4
4%
I have a big penis and it gets in my way !
3
3%
I have a big penis and I love it !
15
16%
I have a big penis and I love it and I am lying !
16
17%
I have big boobs and I love them !
5
5%
I have big boobs and I hate them !
4
4%
I have small boobs and I love them !
5
5%
I have small boobs and I hate them !
0
No votes
I have no boobs and no penis :(
4
4%
I love me just the way I am !
14
15%
I love me just the way I am - gay !
5
5%
This poll has too many options - ie Norman rules!
8
9%
 
Total votes: 94

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Hehe... I have a....

DISCUSS!

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You know my vote! :wink:
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I have opted to lie about my penis!
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Hey, i'm straight up about my small dick and i love it! :D
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I voted I am gay to make the poll more accurate, because I know aranuil will vote something else.
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The way I see it (and how it is going today) - is that certain body parts just get in the way sometimes - in a bad way! And it's like omfg MOVE OUT OF MY WAY - but they are a part of you. And it sucks.
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I've opted to vote truthfully!
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Sirensa wrote:The way I see it (and how it is going today) - is that certain body parts just get in the way sometimes - in a bad way! And it's like omfg MOVE OUT OF MY WAY - but they are a part of you. And it sucks.
Thats great.
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I voted 'I've sucked dick for crack, and paid for sex most of the time' to reflect Xyun's real vote.
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Average wanker.
Over achieving tongue.
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Average wanker.
Over achieving tongue.
LOL!

Ditto!

Im interested, what is the avg size? Im prolly avg, cause Im not small, but im not porn-star large either.
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Average is what...7 inches? I'm about average too. But i got some growing to do :D
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Sirensa, did you knock your coffee over with your boobs? :(
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Post by Drolgin Steingrinder »

I need more options:
"I have a small penis, and while I aesthetically would prefer a larger model, I am more than happy with the current functionality" for instance...
IT'S HARD TO PUT YOUR FINGER ON IT; SOMETHING IS WRONG
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7 inches is average?? i think thats a bit large for average
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Keverian FireCry wrote:7 inches is average?? i think thats a bit large for average
I think 5.5" is average. I seem to recal reading that somewhere.
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Lalanae wrote:
Keverian FireCry wrote:7 inches is average?? i think thats a bit large for average
I think 5.5" is average. I seem to recal reading that somewhere.
I've read different stats in different books, so I think there is a margin of error due to guys misreporting the length of their manhood. That said, my old Sex Psych textbook and most sociology/psychology books I've seen mention it place the global average at 4.5 inches. Jared Diamond writes a lot on the subject
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Lalanae wrote:
Keverian FireCry wrote:7 inches is average?? i think thats a bit large for average
I think 5.5" is average. I seem to recal reading that somewhere.
I read that too.
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Arundel Pajo wrote:
Lalanae wrote:
Keverian FireCry wrote:7 inches is average?? i think thats a bit large for average
I think 5.5" is average. I seem to recal reading that somewhere.
I've read different stats in different books, so I think there is a margin of error due to guys misreporting the length of their manhood. That said, my old Sex Psych textbook and most sociology/psychology books I've seen mention it place the global average at 4.5 inches. Jared Diamond writes a lot on the subject
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Wasn't there a condom manufactuer that did research last year that stated that 7 was average?

If not, then I change my "average" to "above average".
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I heard there was a difference in race....
like average for asian - 5.5"
white - 6.2"
black - 6.5"
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Sirensa wrote:The way I see it (and how it is going today) - is that certain body parts just get in the way sometimes - in a bad way! And it's like omfg MOVE OUT OF MY WAY - but they are a part of you. And it sucks.

Yes that can be a problem...for guys, certain undergarments cause problems, while others help.
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Truant wrote:
Sirensa wrote:The way I see it (and how it is going today) - is that certain body parts just get in the way sometimes - in a bad way! And it's like omfg MOVE OUT OF MY WAY - but they are a part of you. And it sucks.

Yes that can be a problem...for guys, certain undergarments cause problems, while others help.
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Boxers.
Tight boxers if I'm going to be doing somthing strenous.. loose ones otherwise.
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Arundel Pajo wrote:
Truant wrote:
Sirensa wrote:The way I see it (and how it is going today) - is that certain body parts just get in the way sometimes - in a bad way! And it's like omfg MOVE OUT OF MY WAY - but they are a part of you. And it sucks.

Yes that can be a problem...for guys, certain undergarments cause problems, while others help.
Truant is a fan of the tighty-whitey.
Not necessarily white...but tight is a must.
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Its all about the angry inch :razz:
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Who cares, every guy pops out
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<a href="http://menshealth.about.com/cs/penishea ... m">Article on Penis Size from menshealth.about.com</a>
Excerpt from linked article wrote: One of the difficulties you may come across in your quest to establish what normal penis size is (flaccid or erect) is that global statistics are not always easy to come by that have been properly scientifically collated. There are a number of internet polls and various survey statistics available but it does not take much imagination to realize that the statistics may well be flawed. Often the results are pooled from 'self-reports' and as this relies on men being absolutely truthful about their penis size there may be a bias towards exaggerate claims. What would you say if called to measure yours? Would you round up the figure rather than down?

Anyway, for those of you still concerned, here are some solid statistics:

Average adult flaccid penis is in the range 2.5 to 4.5 inches (6-11 centimeters)
Average adult erect penis is in the range 4 to 8 inches (10-20 centimeters)
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Men's health is a very credible source... right?

I love how the average is more of a large (forgive the pun) range.

My nervis is huge though.
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your ass likes to be piledrived?
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Drustwyn wrote:I love how the average is more of a large (forgive the pun) range.
Yeah pretty much everyone is going to use the method that yields the largest result and even then, they will inevitably round up...It's funny isn't it that men still have such ego investment in their penis...
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Excerpt from linked article wrote:Average adult flaccid penis is in the range 2.5 to 4.5 inches (6-11 centimeters)
Average adult erect penis is in the range 4 to 8 inches (10-20 centimeters)
Huh. Just how many standard deviations *is* that?
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Post by Sirensa »

A range of 4 inches (4"-8") encompassing the *average* penis length seems awfully big. I can't say that I've ever grabbed a ruler, but 4" fully erect seems on the smallish side and 8" seems on the large side.

That would be like saying the average boob size is cup A-DD.

Almost covers everyone.

Guess they are trying to be nice :D
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Sirensa wrote:A range of 4 inches (4"-8") encompassing the *average* penis length seems awfully big. I can't say that I've ever grabbed a ruler, but 4" fully erect seems on the smallish side and 8" seems on the large side.

That would be like saying the average boob size is cup A-DD.

Almost covers everyone.

Guess they are trying to be nice :D
Self-Report data on penix length = crap, is what that range means...:)
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There is hope for my 2 incher after all....
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