A recent issue of Maxim Magazine (and we know how world renown they are for their scientific discoveries) predicts the apocalypse.
The good news? An asteroid the size of SL-617 only hits our planet once every 10 million years. The bad news? Scientists give it a 63.8 percent chance of colliding with earth on September 27 this year. So how bad's it gonna sting?
it goes on to describe how the meteor will heat up to 10 times the surface temperature of the sun immediately incinerating everything in its path. When it his it will instantly kill everything within 200 miles (blast as powerful as a million megatons of TNT). A second later everything within 400 miles spontaneously combusts. Debri spreads outward at thousands of miles per an hour (faster then the spead of sound so you wont hear it when youre obliterated). After that the meteorite's impact causes a global string of volcano eruptions and earthquakes that trigger giant tsunamis hundreds of feet high. The meteor's entry tears up the atmosphere and covers the earth in a blanket of ash that lasts for months. All plant life is gone and everyone that survived will either die of starvation of get ravaged by cancer from the lack of an ozone layer.
The effects of the impact that probobly killed the dinosaurs lasted for 10,000 years.
Pick up a copy. Its got Paris Hilton so it wont be a total loss. I havent seen anything about this anywhere else.
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Kcale wrote:A recent issue of Maxim Magazine (and we know how world renown they are for their scientific discoveries) predicts the apocalypse.
The good news? An asteroid the size of SL-617 only hits our planet once every 10 million years. The bad news? Scientists give it a 63.8 percent chance of colliding with earth on September 27 this year. So how bad's it gonna sting?
it goes on to describe how the meteor will heat up to 10 times the surface temperature of the sun immediately incinerating everything in its path. When it his it will instantly kill everything within 200 miles (blast as powerful as a million megatons of TNT). A second later everything within 400 miles spontaneously combusts. Debri spreads outward at thousands of miles per an hour (faster then the spead of sound so you wont hear it when youre obliterated). After that the meteorite's impact causes a global string of volcano eruptions and earthquakes that trigger giant tsunamis hundreds of feet high. The meteor's entry tears up the atmosphere and covers the earth in a blanket of ash that lasts for months. All plant life is gone and everyone that survived will either die of starvation of get ravaged by cancer from the lack of an ozone layer.
The effects of the impact that probobly killed the dinosaurs lasted for 10,000 years.
Pick up a copy. Its got Paris Hilton so it wont be a total loss. I havent seen anything about this anywhere else.
This comes up a lot. Thankfully we'll have Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis to save the day. In our case maybe G. Dubs will fly to the meteor and drill it because he's from Texas and drop bombs in it to seperate the meteor and deflect it by us. At any rate, if come September this is true, I'll be fucking the brainsn out of somebody. In the more likely event this is BS, I'll be sitting here at my desk wishing I was fucking the brains out of somebody.
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