Funny Names

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » March 12, 2004, 4:27 pm

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy
c = buttercup d = gadget
e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim j = stinky
k = flunky l = boobie
m = pinky n = zippy
o = goober p = doofus
q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie
u = dorkey v = squeezit
w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet
c = giggle d = burger
e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle
i = cootie j = monkey
k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino
o = bubble p = hamster
q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil
u = chicken v = pickle
w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth
c = face d = nose
e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker
k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks
o = hiney p = biscuits
q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer
u = FUCKSHITBITCHASS v = kisser
w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

Sirensa · Post by **Sirensa** » March 12, 2004, 4:29 pm

Omg ;/

I am chim-chim apple tush

Ashur · Post by **Ashur** » March 12, 2004, 4:42 pm

boobie chicken-brain

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » March 12, 2004, 4:44 pm

Snotty Bananna Shorts

Arsecn · Post by **Arsecn** » March 12, 2004, 4:44 pm

Fluffy Bubble-Tushie ....wtf?!

Avestan · Post by **Avestan** » March 12, 2004, 4:45 pm

buttercup lizardlips

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » March 12, 2004, 4:48 pm

poopsie apple biscuits~

Mawafu · Post by **Mawafu** » March 12, 2004, 4:52 pm

Tootie Chicken-Chunks

Drinsic Darkwood · Post by **Drinsic Darkwood** » March 12, 2004, 4:56 pm

goober appletush

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » March 12, 2004, 5:02 pm

=(
Cheeseball GirdleFanny

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » March 12, 2004, 5:06 pm

Loopy Gizzardtushey.

Sylvos: Boopie Rhinosniffer

Or Buttercup Skibib-Tushey...

Siji · Post by **Siji** » March 12, 2004, 5:07 pm

Liverlips.. Chim-chim Liverlips. Sekrit agent.

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » March 12, 2004, 5:10 pm

poopsie chickenbreath

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » March 12, 2004, 5:10 pm

Poopsie Applechunks

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » March 12, 2004, 5:31 pm

Greasy Applebuns

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » March 12, 2004, 5:32 pm

Loopy Applenose :drinking:

Psyloche · Post by **Psyloche** » March 12, 2004, 5:34 pm

Zippy Applebrain

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » March 12, 2004, 5:35 pm

Lumpy Chickenshorts.....esquire

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » March 12, 2004, 5:37 pm

Gadget Cootiemouth...

Vetiria · Post by **Vetiria** » March 12, 2004, 5:38 pm

Goober Bubblebuns

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » March 12, 2004, 5:42 pm

Dorky Applesniffer

Jarori Bloodletter · Post by **Jarori Bloodletter** » March 12, 2004, 5:50 pm

chim-chim girdlenose

rofl

Runcade · Post by **Runcade** » March 12, 2004, 5:55 pm

Zippy Apple Pants

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » March 12, 2004, 6:01 pm

heh i used my real name pahy

Fesuni Chopsui · Post by **Fesuni Chopsui** » March 12, 2004, 6:06 pm

Lumpy Liver Chunks

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » March 12, 2004, 6:13 pm

Sylvos wrote:heh i used my real name pahy

Yes, but it wasn't as flamboyant as what we've come to expect and adore from you.

Diae Soulmender · Post by **Diae Soulmender** » March 12, 2004, 6:14 pm

Poopsie-Bubble-Juice

holy shit.

Dups. · Post by **Dups.** » March 12, 2004, 6:23 pm

Amazingly leet dude!

xZiBiT · Post by **xZiBiT** » March 12, 2004, 6:31 pm

Snotty Chicken-Juice

Burke · Post by **Burke** » March 12, 2004, 6:31 pm

Loopy CootieBrain

Hi howareya

Lor · Post by **Lor** » March 12, 2004, 6:46 pm

Lumpy Gerbil-lips

I demand a re-count!! Now I gotta yell at my mom.

VariaVespasa · Post by **VariaVespasa** » March 12, 2004, 7:15 pm

Zippy Girdlesniffer!

Varia

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » March 12, 2004, 7:23 pm

Greasy Apple Head.

Clatis · Post by **Clatis** » March 12, 2004, 8:08 pm

chim-chim chickentushie

Spankes · Post by **Spankes** » March 12, 2004, 8:17 pm

Tootie Hamsterhiney

Rivera Bladestrike · Post by **Rivera Bladestrike** » March 12, 2004, 8:19 pm

Flunky Girdlepants

Shashonna · Post by **Shashonna** » March 12, 2004, 8:59 pm

My aunt sent this to me in an email hehe

RL name Buttercup Chicken-chunks

EQ name Poopsie Liver-FUCKSHITBITCHASS

OK in the email U is S*p*r*i*n*k*l*e*s not sure where the above that came from hehe

Edit- omg what did u all do to make a harmess word come up like that hehe

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » March 12, 2004, 9:06 pm

Haha, it's a long story~

Vannoth · Post by **Vannoth** » March 12, 2004, 9:20 pm

Goober Gerbil-Brain

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » March 12, 2004, 9:22 pm

Crusty Girdlechunks!

Crusty Wafflebrain for my in-game name!

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » March 12, 2004, 9:24 pm

Shashonna wrote:My aunt sent this to me in an email hehe

RL name Buttercup Chicken-chunks

EQ name Poopsie Liver-FUCKSHITBITCHASS

OK in the email U is S*p*r*i*n*k*l*e*s not sure where the above that came from hehe

Edit- omg what did u all do to make a harmess word come up like that hehe

the sprinkl*s thing originates back when eqvault was being taken over by the happy love brigade that was the forum moderators. I remember one HOOKERWHORESLUT-lover whose named rhymed with Manaelya.

Axien_Dellusions · Post by **Axien_Dellusions** » March 12, 2004, 9:31 pm

pinky waffle chunks

Drolgin Steingrinder · March 12, 2004, 11:26 pm

Gadget Gizzard FUCKSHITBITCHASS ?

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » March 12, 2004, 11:47 pm

How 'bout this then

http://www.jasonschock.com/gangsta/porn_name.php

Wonko Wenusberg · Post by **Wonko Wenusberg** » March 13, 2004, 12:22 am

Crusty Cootiebuns!

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » March 13, 2004, 12:28 am

Boobie Chicken Chunks...:/

Sartori · Post by **Sartori** » March 13, 2004, 2:05 am

irl name: Cheeseball GiggleFUCKSHITBITCHASS

EQ name: Loopy Girdlefanny

Treeus · Post by **Treeus** » March 13, 2004, 2:14 am

Pinky Bubblebrain

Sanaelya · Post by **Sanaelya** » March 13, 2004, 6:02 am

loopy chickenshorts ...

wtf ?

Xzion · Post by **Xzion** » March 13, 2004, 11:30 am

crusty gizzardlips