I saw this and I thought about each and every one of you...

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » September 23, 2002, 7:45 pm

Enjoy =P

noel · Post by **noel** » September 23, 2002, 7:48 pm

First post!

Revs · Post by **Revs** » September 23, 2002, 7:50 pm

We love you too, fucker!

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » September 23, 2002, 7:50 pm

Same withthis one..

http://www.molestedcars.com/

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » September 23, 2002, 8:08 pm

First post? Would you like a cookie? How about a red-hot poker shoved up your ass?

The ORIGINAL site: http://www.dubastard.de/

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » September 23, 2002, 9:22 pm

Searyx wrote:First post? Would you like a cookie? How about a red-hot poker shoved up your ass?

The ORIGINAL site: http://www.dubastard.de/

Here's a cookie for you Searyx. Hopefully you'll be able to get a clue from it.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » September 23, 2002, 9:37 pm

Better than a red-hot poker up the posterior

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » September 23, 2002, 10:02 pm

The poker might hurt more initially but will desensitize the area for the next time SoE sticks the shaft up there.

Hammerstalker PE · September 23, 2002, 10:17 pm

Anirask, kindly fuck off!

Your opinions mean nothing here as I am sure your existence means the same to people you know IRL...

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » September 23, 2002, 10:50 pm

Ooh.. I was waiting for someone to take it personally!!

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » September 24, 2002, 1:38 am

wtf, thx epileptic seasures >_<

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » September 24, 2002, 1:56 am

That's not an epileptic siezure. THIS is an epileptic siezure

http://www.searyx.com/Siezure.gif

Pyronius Flamebringer · September 24, 2002, 1:12 pm

I think Searyx deserves a brain pith for his posts....

Coatlicue [KoE] · Post by **Coatlicue [KoE]** » September 24, 2002, 1:31 pm

Thanks Searass, for posting that flashing img. You have no regard for people who ARE epileptic (which I am). That can really harm people, you know.

Fuck off

thxbye

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » September 24, 2002, 2:19 pm

Can you please remove Searyx flashing post and just delete his ass too
Coatlicue is right

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 24, 2002, 2:21 pm

does this thread mean i can reinstate the seizure panda sig?

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » September 24, 2002, 3:02 pm

Did you have an epileptic siezure? No? Then shut up.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » September 24, 2002, 3:04 pm

I vote yes for seizure panda.

noel · Post by **noel** » September 24, 2002, 3:06 pm

Can I get linkage to seizure panda? kthx

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » September 24, 2002, 3:07 pm

Great. Now everyone WANTS a siezure

Coatlicue [KoE] · Post by **Coatlicue [KoE]** » September 24, 2002, 3:15 pm

No I did not, but I could have you fucking asswipe. You could have caused problems for not only me, but for anyone else out there who has problems with that kind of shit. But you don't give a rat's ass, I know.

See, the problem with you is that you think you're all cool and smart, but you're actually a dimwit who has to concern for anyone but yourself. You make your dumbass posts and like to laugh about it and think you're all that.. you think you're so clever and witty... Get a clue. even better, get a life. People like you make me sick. You have no compassion for others, you only think of yourself, and you laugh and smile about it! I live for the day when you learn to be humble and honorable and compassionate, just so I can laugh in your face.

Man, I really wish you were an employee of mine, so I could get the satisfaction of firing your dumb ass.

noel · Post by **noel** » September 24, 2002, 3:27 pm

/drool

Coatie is SOO sexy when she's angry.

Morgrym · Post by **Morgrym** » September 24, 2002, 3:40 pm

Holy shit, Coati getting verbal.
Man you really must have pissed her off.
Now go away fuckstain, no one wants you here.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » September 24, 2002, 5:14 pm

teh bok votes yes for seizure panda!

it always made me smile hehe

Leeroie · Post by **Leeroie** » September 24, 2002, 6:58 pm

Here's what I get from people who act like Searass..... When they were younger (or in his case, still haven't got outta his childhood even though he's 31 yrs old and still livin with his mommy) He was always teased in school, had his $1.25 lunch money stolen from him daily, and of course, beaten up on daily... so, maybe it's not his fault, but kindly, go tha fuck away.

VariaVespasa · Post by **VariaVespasa** » September 24, 2002, 7:24 pm

Coatlicue- Um, not to jump to the fore waving a flag and proclaim "I am a Searyx defender" or anything, especially given the recent sudden and dramatic decline in the tone and quality of his posts, BUT um, how stupid would you have to be to be an epileptic and click on a link that says "No, THIS is a seizure", and then getty huffy at HIM??? If you do have epilepsy then I know you're more aware of stuff that can trigger attacks (or you better be, anyway) and thus more studious about avoiding them. You cant rightfully be any more righteously angry with him over that than anyone else could be about the warning label that says "dont use this hairdryer in the bathtub or shower". You ignore the warning label you may get fried. Thats how the world works. His link was VERY clearly labelled for what it was. If you ignore it you may get fried, and that is YOUR responsibility, not his.

*Hugs*
Varia

noel · Post by **noel** » September 24, 2002, 7:27 pm

Varia,

It wasn't a link until she said something. Kthx.

Aran

Dups. · Post by **Dups.** » September 24, 2002, 7:31 pm

Searyx. You are quite interesting. No matter what kind of post someone makes on any kind of subject.

You have either a website about it. A movie clip about it. Or pictures about it. It's pretty impressive.

I would love to know what is on your computer... allthough at times..... it could be scary or ...... disrupting

Coatlicue [KoE] · Post by **Coatlicue [KoE]** » September 24, 2002, 7:37 pm

Aye, Varia.. it was an image before he made it into a link

noel · Post by **noel** » September 24, 2002, 7:39 pm

Dups. wrote:Searyx. You are quite interesting. No matter what kind of post someone makes on any kind of subject.

You have either a website about it. A movie clip about it. Or pictures about it. It's pretty impressive.

I would love to know what is on your computer... allthough at times..... it could be scary or ...... disrupting

Take it to PMs please. Please stop trying to get Searyx to sleep with you in a public forum. No one wants to see that here.

VariaVespasa · Post by **VariaVespasa** » September 24, 2002, 7:44 pm

Coatlicue- Hmm, was it? Ok, NOW you can stab him!

*Hugs*
Varia

Dups. · Post by **Dups.** » September 24, 2002, 7:46 pm

Aranuil wrote:
Dups. wrote:Searyx. You are quite interesting. No matter what kind of post someone makes on any kind of subject.

You have either a website about it. A movie clip about it. Or pictures about it. It's pretty impressive.

I would love to know what is on your computer... allthough at times..... it could be scary or ...... disrupting
Take it to PMs please. Please stop trying to get Searyx to sleep with you in a public forum. No one wants to see that here.

Shit! It was that evident? God damn! I was trying to mask it and all! ;p

Coatlicue [KoE] · Post by **Coatlicue [KoE]** » September 24, 2002, 7:47 pm

hehe sokie Varia *HUGS*

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » September 24, 2002, 7:52 pm

My thread got hijacked and went all seriouslike. =/

Fuck you Searyx

Joramile · Post by **Joramile** » September 25, 2002, 3:20 am

Searyx wrote:That's not an epileptic siezure. <B>THIS is an epileptic siezure </b>:)

http://www.searyx.com/Siezure.gif

if you complain about a seizure...

<B>DID YOU NOT GET ENOUGH FUCKING WARNING OR DO YOU ALWAYS CLICK LINKS FOR NO REASON?!?!?</b>

sorry i have a low tolerance for stupidity...maybe I should stop coming here?

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » September 25, 2002, 7:42 am

Aranuil wrote: It wasn't a link until she(Coatlicue [KoE]) said something. Kthx.

Searyx had imbedded that right into the thread.

Reading in FUNdamental!

Coatlicue [KoE] · Post by **Coatlicue [KoE]** » September 25, 2002, 8:20 am

Apparently you didn't read the posts after mine

it was an IMG before it was a LINK. thx

Aarinu · Post by **Aarinu** » September 25, 2002, 9:52 am

DID YOU NOT GET ENOUGH FUCKING WARNING OR DO YOU ALWAYS CLICK LINKS FOR NO REASON?!?!?

sorry i have a low tolerance for stupidity...maybe I should stop coming here?

Hey, Dumbfuck. Read the post before making some bullshit up and you would understand. Too fucking bad your head is too far crammed up Searass's ass. You that mentally challanged that you can't read a fucking post before you think all high and might of your cum twirling self? Go the fuck away you fucktard.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » September 25, 2002, 10:25 am

Joramile wrote:sorry i have a low tolerance for stupidity...maybe I should stop coming here?

I dunno you tell me.....You are the one that didn't understand because you didn't read before posting, thereby making you the stupid one.

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » September 25, 2002, 10:25 pm

The real question is... did anyone have a siezure? No? Then shut up. When you have a siezure, come talk to me.

And post pics

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » September 25, 2002, 11:13 pm

Searyx wrote:The real question is... did anyone have a siezure? No? Then shut up. When you have a siezure, come talk to me.

And post pics

Only you would like to have pictures of someone having a seizure. Maybe a movie also that you can re-compress and post again alongside a poll??

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » September 26, 2002, 12:04 am

I had a girlfriend who used to have siezures. One time she had a siezure while we were having sex.

It was funny

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » September 26, 2002, 12:17 am

oh me! I know the answer... give it 3-5 minutes and someone will post something about searyx never having sex before or something to that effect. Not sticking up for him or anything cause I don't care for him either, but if some of you put as much effort into your day job as you do making fun of searyx, you could prolly be the ceo by now.

Hammerstalker PE · Post by **Hammerstalker PE** » September 26, 2002, 1:02 am

Searyx you are really one dumb motherfucker. You remind me of the assholes in school that would follow the cool group around and do stupid shit just to get your head punched in.

Searyx"I NEED ATTENTION EVEN IF IT IS A THOROUGH SHIT KICKING!"

Oh and Joramile Fuck off asshole. I love it when someone makes an absolutely CLUELESS post like yours and even better when they don't come back.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 26, 2002, 10:26 am

BAHAHAHAHAHA I sent that out to all of my friends.

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » September 26, 2002, 10:53 am

Who the fuck is Jorimile?

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » September 26, 2002, 11:55 am

Let us all hope Joramile can get a refund from his school, they obviously failed badly when theu taught him to read...

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 26, 2002, 1:50 pm

Either that or he/she isn't from here. Apparently English isn't the first language.

noel · Post by **noel** » September 26, 2002, 1:55 pm

Joramile wrote:sorry i have a low tolerance for stupidity...maybe I should stop coming here?

Have you considered suicide?

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 26, 2002, 2:16 pm

Remember, cutting down the forearm is suicide, cutting across the wrist is just a cry for help.