Who's sexier?

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » March 3, 2004, 8:27 pm

This does not belong in current events.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » March 3, 2004, 8:28 pm

Kerry Fo Sho, no dumbo ears

Spankes destroys the both of them, though.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » March 3, 2004, 8:34 pm

I can't even force myself to vote on this. Sexiness combined with either of those names makes me drop to the ground in the fetal position.

Spankes · Post by **Spankes** » March 3, 2004, 8:52 pm

Ebumar wrote:Spankes destroys the both of them, though.

Thanks, Sugar Plum~

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » March 3, 2004, 8:54 pm

kerry gets sexy points for not being a fucking moron, but I still say he looks like a robot carefully constructed by aliens to look like a human, but they didn't get it quite right.

I abstain.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » March 3, 2004, 9:02 pm

Kerry kind of looks like one of the living dead. But at least he's not a chimp.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » March 3, 2004, 9:13 pm

Sorry to say, but bush is just a lot more fuckable

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » March 3, 2004, 9:27 pm

Sionistic wrote:Sorry to say, but bush is just a lot more fuckable

go for it!

Kerry, by a landslide. Bush is detestable.

brego · Post by **brego** » March 3, 2004, 10:08 pm

Ebumar wrote:Kerry Fo Sho, no dumbo ears

Spankes destroys the both of them, though.

isnt spankes really a dude?

Fesuni Chopsui · Post by **Fesuni Chopsui** » March 3, 2004, 11:01 pm

brego wrote:
Ebumar wrote:Kerry Fo Sho, no dumbo ears

Spankes destroys the both of them, though.
isnt spankes really a dude?

That is what makes him so sexah!

/spank teh psnak!

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » March 3, 2004, 11:06 pm

Kerry looks like Ashe after he grabs the wrong Necronomicon and his face gets all distorted.

Traz-KOE · Post by **Traz-KOE** » March 3, 2004, 11:50 pm

I wouldn't exactly define either as sexy, but I'd definitely put Lurch before Mojo Jojo.

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » March 3, 2004, 11:59 pm

One looks like a pillock, one like a pratt. Hard to choose.

Nilaman · Post by **Nilaman** » March 4, 2004, 12:20 am

Saleren · Post by **Saleren** » March 4, 2004, 1:26 am

Sueven is sexier IRL =p

Spankes · Post by **Spankes** » March 4, 2004, 1:47 am

Harder Fes!

And it is not that I am a dude, but more a chick with a dick. A lesbian chick with a dick....er...somethin'.

Asheran Mojomaster · Post by **Asheran Mojomaster** » March 4, 2004, 1:49 am

Spankes wrote:Harder Fes!

And it is not that I am a dude, but more a chick with a dick. A lesbian chick with a dick....er...somethin'.

A lesbian chick with a dick that looks like a man.

Spankes · Post by **Spankes** » March 4, 2004, 2:07 am

Well, there's that...

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » March 4, 2004, 2:10 am

Neither of them do it for me...

Moonwynd · Post by **Moonwynd** » March 4, 2004, 3:19 am

The fog of liberal lies has obviously clouded your vision.

Neither one look that good. But I will divorce myself from my obvious conservative views...and yet I will have to make an unbiased pick and choose Bush.... for the simple reason that it looks as if Kerry's face is about to slide off of his skull at any moment.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » March 4, 2004, 2:01 pm

A lesbian chick with a dick that looks like a man that loves beer, sports, and naked ladies. So therefore, he is a man. But a SEXY man at that~

Sueven · Post by **Sueven** » March 4, 2004, 2:06 pm

Sueven is sexier IRL =p

That's because I have facial hair. If a candidate grew facial hair, I'd vote for him fast. Especially muttonchops.

Post by **Sylvus** » March 4, 2004, 2:21 pm

I think Bush is probably a better looking person, since Kerry is kind of freakish.

I don't really know enough about Kerry on a personal level. I think that Bush and I might get along - he likes sports and partying at least.

As far as who I want to be my President... it's definitely not Bush, and I'm pretty sure it's not Kerry either. Alas, I don't know what I shall do!

Siji · Post by **Siji** » March 4, 2004, 3:05 pm

I can picture Bush in a leather submissive outfit, complete with red gag ball and dog collar..

Kerry on the other hand, I can picture in diapers and a baby bow on his head sucking a pacifier.

I scare myself sometimes.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » March 4, 2004, 3:09 pm

Siji, we're ALL scared.

Spankes · Post by **Spankes** » March 4, 2004, 3:12 pm

Oh God, my ass is watering with excitment now.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » March 4, 2004, 3:17 pm

/asswater on

sarlen · Post by **sarlen** » March 4, 2004, 3:18 pm

Kerry, its the chin.....

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » March 5, 2004, 7:02 am

Especially muttonchops

"Buggergrips"

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » March 5, 2004, 12:09 pm

Wish this could be amended to ask 'Who's daughters are sexier"

Would love to skank along with Jenna and Jenna's sister. Got a feeling needles, tattoos and pimps are in their future.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » March 5, 2004, 4:36 pm

Am I the only one that sees a liking to Lincoln in Kerry?

Markulas · Post by **Markulas** » March 6, 2004, 7:55 pm

I'm not gay.

not that there's anything wrong with it.

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