Congrats Brittney!!!!

noel · Post by **noel** » September 23, 2002, 2:13 pm

Ravvenn wrote: Haha
This thread made my day and its all cause of you Raistin...as the teletubbies say BIG HUGS

Im not laughing with you, Im laughing at you.

Almost forgot to add...

So sorry, you aren't the focus of this thread. I know you think the world revolves around you, but get a fucking clue.

Go back to posting photoshopped pictures of your tired ass on your stupid epilleptic-seizure-inducing web site.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 23, 2002, 2:19 pm

Hrmmm, I'd do her.

noel · Post by **noel** » September 23, 2002, 2:23 pm

You'd do anything with two boobs a hole and a heartbeat.

Drustwyn · Post by **Drustwyn** » September 23, 2002, 2:25 pm

I don't get what the big fluffin deal is and all the talk about defamation of character... Look at the world around you! Everywhere you look there is someone bitching about somebody else... whether it's the President, or the local grocer.

Ever read the Enquirer, Weekly World News, etc? They say ALL SORTS of shit about people.. because they CAN. It's freedom.

Look back at the post that showed a video of Bush screwing up a statement and how he was roasted for it. Is that defamation of character? What about Ku Klux Klan? They can say whatever the hell they want because of freedom of speech, even if it's wrong.

I changed my mind, I'm going to dress like fnord for Halloween. I think that might be scary.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 23, 2002, 2:27 pm

You'd do anything with two boobs a hole and a heartbeat.

If that is the criteria then I'd have to say I wouldn't do Searyx. But you are right for the most part.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » September 23, 2002, 2:29 pm

"public figures" are different under the law than "private citizens".

that being said, i have no clue how people talking smack on an computer game messageboard really amounts to slander etc.

how exactly was the 'slander' injurious?

fnord-Well your honor, i can no longer get groups in sebilis cause my rep is so bad. Loot farming was my primary source of income, i'd estimate on average at 12,000 pp per month.

Judge Wopner I rule in favor of the plaintiff. Fires of Heaven will pay her 2 months back wages, emotional compensation, as well as 6 months future income, totally 350,000pp.

Rusty (to himself) I'm full chub

Judge Wopner Rusty please see me in my chambers...

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 23, 2002, 2:35 pm

This screams for the Chewbacca Defense.

(Sound 600K)

http://www.bender-raid.pwp.blueyonder.c ... efense.mp3

noel · Post by **noel** » September 23, 2002, 2:39 pm

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit!

Absolute best part of that episode is when the Juror's head explodes.

I have to say, I'm kinda dissapointed that Sara hasn't returned here to get her ass handed to her some more. Then again, like I said the last thing we need is another fucking Searyx.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 23, 2002, 2:50 pm

Ding Dong
this thread is dead
this silly thread
this lamo thread
Ding Dong
this fucking thread is dead!!!!

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » September 23, 2002, 2:54 pm

Cause you post BULLSHIT every single time you post?

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 23, 2002, 3:14 pm

Well no one else is posting anything relevent either, including you. So unless you want Arunuil to start posting Pie trivia next, get that wench to start threatening you again.

(is that enough bullshit for you)

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » September 23, 2002, 3:42 pm

*DRONING NOISE OF PURE UTTER INCOHERENT BULLSHIT*

How about you go with Raistin's original idea and not post bullshit period. Can't we give you some NERF room with padded NERF walls and NERF toys so you don't hurt yourself as you bounce around like a chicken with its head cut off? If you don't have something relevant to contribute, SHUT THE HELL UP.

Now, let's get back to tearing on Sara. I hear she has JUNGLECRACK.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 23, 2002, 3:45 pm

Tell us more about this Junglecrack.

noel · Post by **noel** » September 23, 2002, 3:45 pm

Dregor, could you do me a favour and define 'Junglecrack'? Is that like pussy that needs to be shaved so badly that you wanna get out a weedwhacker?

PS Bubba and Searyx both need to be locked in the retard forum.

Glutius_maximus · Post by **Glutius_maximus** » September 23, 2002, 3:47 pm

This one time ..in band camp !

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 23, 2002, 3:48 pm

Bubba Grizz wrote:Well no one else is posting anything relevent either, including you. So unless you want Arunuil to start posting Pie trivia next, get that wench to start threatening you again.

(is that enough bullshit for you)

lol, You tell'em Bubba! : )

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » September 23, 2002, 3:52 pm

Glutius_maximus

You're a dumbass. No other words are needed for you. Did Keel take you off your leash so you could post here?

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · September 23, 2002, 4:11 pm

Winnow has a blue heiney

Glutius_maximus · Post by **Glutius_maximus** » September 23, 2002, 4:12 pm

Aww whats matter man? ya cant find nothing better to say w/o bringing Kee Into it ?

Face it your a played out mother fucker ..and the only pussy you see will be the neighbors cat , so continue masturbating and leave the real men go bout our business !

Btw i even heard Ravven played ya scank ass and thats why your playing the Crying Game ! dont hate the Player hate the game .. and your to immature and played out to even play this game . So i suggest sticking to your EQ drama and realize that your nothing without that FoH tag above ya shamefull lame ass ..

Raistin i hear ya not even socially acceptable in FoH thats why ya always posting drama and making fake logs of shit bout folks face it your played like a 2 dolla whore

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » September 23, 2002, 4:14 pm

dude you mispelled "Playah"

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » September 23, 2002, 4:19 pm

Can somone please translate that post? I don't speak dumbass.

Glutius_maximus · Post by **Glutius_maximus** » September 23, 2002, 4:23 pm

Can we sound this out? F A I R W E A T H E R - S U C K - M Y - D I C K

Is that better for your Hooked on phonics ass ?

cid · Post by **cid** » September 23, 2002, 4:30 pm

Is that better for your Hooked on phonics ass ?

Better then the ebonics dribble you try to type.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » September 23, 2002, 4:31 pm

Wow, an anon fucktard flamed me. I've seen dozens of assholes just like you come and go from these boards. You're nothing original and nothing special. Drive on thru, dipshit.

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » September 23, 2002, 4:34 pm

Hes a hater since his woman tried to come after me. =( Jealously is a bad thing. Making fake logs or drama? Your grasping at straws when you really have no clue. Where are these logs?What logs? What the fuck are you talking about.
I feel bad for you man. Must you really try and throw random shit out the window,to see if you push a button? Wont work =). Must really get your goat, that your girl was going around fucking around with other people behind your back. Guess being rejected from even TRING to get in to CT hurt your shattered lil heart. Pick up the peices, stick the gun to your head,and pull the trigger. I wont miss you,and neither will the 2 people you talk to.

Crying game? When you know your facts,let me know. Immature? This coming from a guy,who wrote a hate post about someone who told you fuck no you wont join their guild, while ANON? Please sir. Stop the bullshit.

Glutius_maximus · Post by **Glutius_maximus** » September 23, 2002, 4:45 pm

This shit is too damn funny , It's way to easy to get you all hyped up haha i got my laugh of the day !

Raistin you are way too simple.

Raistin<Forest Gump

Fairweather stick to typing since my cock is stopping you from talking

noel · Post by **noel** » September 23, 2002, 4:49 pm

Fairweather stick to typing since my cock is stopping you from talking

This coming from an asshole who gargles sperm. Fairweather/Raistin and I have turned down more pussy than you'll ever pay for. Crying game? Do you mean the jealous boyfriend crying game you're playing cause your woman is a whore?

Glutius_maximus · Post by **Glutius_maximus** » September 23, 2002, 4:51 pm

haha I Love it keep posting !

noel · Post by **noel** » September 23, 2002, 4:53 pm

Glutius_maximus wrote:haha I Love it keep posting !

It's old news that you love the cock.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » September 23, 2002, 4:54 pm

err what is this thread about?

Iamane · Post by **Iamane** » September 23, 2002, 4:54 pm

Was Glutuis that guy with the truck pose?

Kguku · Post by **Kguku** » September 23, 2002, 4:54 pm

This thread is pretty amusing. Though I want to see the pictures of el-sluto-elfo. Is it the freak chick that dresses up as the high elf slut on the covers of the box art? I really have no clue who it is. Someone fill me in!

"Don't hate the player hate the game" - I think I heard that quote on some sort of Jenny Jones episode. People talking of playing / being a player or implying in some way they are, are sad sacks of shit that are desperate for attention and need their mommy to hold their weewee when they pee. "Oh my god my sorry unemployed ass was taken to a $2 movie by my girflriend, I played her!" - Get a life.

Now I want to see that other bitch post some more trash. HI I R SUE U K GUD. Lady - grow up. I feel like I'm at some sort of Jerry Springer episode that was just not hot enough for TV.

Post more nudes!

heh

cid · Post by **cid** » September 23, 2002, 4:55 pm

Aranuil you need to speak in 4th grade ebonic's for him to understand your post.

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » September 23, 2002, 4:56 pm

Or just type how words would sound,if you were sucking on a cack while talking.

Hes does a really good job.

ciado · Post by **ciado** » September 23, 2002, 4:56 pm

trying to outdo The Best Rant Ever? By all means. Lay on. I'm as easily amused as the next shmooze.

noel · Post by **noel** » September 23, 2002, 4:56 pm

Fuck, I don't speak on a fourth grade level. Anyone have Minfetter or Slab's email addys? Maybe we can get one of them to explain it to this tool.

EDIT: If one more of you mental midgets calls that 'THE BEST RANT EVER', I'm going to fucking unleash hell. A rant on the Brell server doesn't even move the meter. That whole thread was fucking stupid. Bottom line, first poster was a fucking idiot.

The best rant ever was IMHO written by Kyoukan on the old flamevault when some assholes from a guild that split off of Veeshan showed up and started bragging about clearing the plane of sky. It started out with:

On the list of people that don't give a shit, my name is at the very top, followed very closely by god, your mom....

I don't remember the rest, but I'd pay money to see that rant again.

Glutius_maximus · Post by **Glutius_maximus** » September 23, 2002, 5:00 pm

hrmm Arananus ,

Go back to eating your pumpkin pies you asswipe, Obviously your kissin way to much Raistin ass , wipe the nose , dry ya eyes its ok man you can go ahead cry let it out we are all here for you and will help you in your time of crisis . Did Furor pee on your cornflakes earlier? Did he make you feel special ? I thought that was funny as fuck.

well its been fun fuckin with all the kiddies on this board today , i had my laugh , but its time to leave fantasyland .

btw Arananus ya mom needs to come to my house and pick up her fucking dentures she left on my night stand .. she gives hella good gum jobs

Samoseus · Post by **Samoseus** » September 23, 2002, 5:00 pm

Hmmm

Concerning this thread....

To the girl threatening a lawsuit....I dont know you but you do NOT go threatening legal action in public unless you're willing to proceed with it.

Its like holding a gun, if you're not willing to shoot someone then dont fucken pull it out. Cuz I guarantee some may run away from your threat...but there are others that may get even more angry and really come after you

Dont be a fucken weak ass! Either do it or dont.

As for defamation of character....

Libel: a written or oral defamatory statement or representation that conveys an unjustly unfavorable impression.

Was the attack on the REAL you or your in-game character? Theres a BIG difference. For example, saying someone ruined the rep of your character named mikee mous, that only exists in a video game where you kill make believe dragons for make believe treasure...will not get much sympathy from the courts.

Also better make sure whether the people you're threatening to sue are not just exercising their right to freedom of speech. A right given to them in the First Amendment.

So if you do decide to still proceed, you better be 110% sure you're going to win because if you lose...you may be in for a rude awakening if those you failed to sue decide to file a lawsuit against you in return.

What it all comes down to is this...not everyone will like or accept you no matter how hard you try. So fuck them and just associate with those peple that do accept you. And remember its just a game. If you cant handle that not everyone in the game likes you or wants to be your friend then dont fucken play.

And yes, I do have my own attorney that I routinely discuss other more important matters.

So enough of this stupidass shit. You dumbfukks give me a headache...i need a drink.

Samoseus

ciado · Post by **ciado** » September 23, 2002, 5:03 pm

Sarcasm...

that isn't the best rant ever.

Drustwyn · Post by **Drustwyn** » September 23, 2002, 5:03 pm

Glutius = Elfgirl/fnord?

noel · Post by **noel** » September 23, 2002, 5:07 pm

Glutius_maximus wrote:hrmm Arananus ,

Go back to eating your pumpkin pies you asswipe, Obviously your kissin way to much Raistin ass , wipe the nose , dry ya eyes its ok man you can go ahead cry let it out we are all here for you and will help you in your time of crisis . Did Furor pee on your cornflakes earlier? Did he make you feel special ? I thought that was funny as fuck.

well its been fun fuckin with all the kiddies on this board today , i had my laugh , but its time to leave fantasyland .

btw Arananus ya mom needs to come to my house and pick up her fucking dentures she left on my night stand .. she gives hella good gum jobs

All this cock stroking in one day.... where to start?

First of all, don't let your jealousy over cock size get in the way of the truth. The truth is, I CAN READ WHAT RAISTIN WRITES, whereas your an unintelligible jealous little assclown who should have dumped your bitch long ago. As for Furor, like I said, my cock is big enough that he can say whatever he wants and /sarcasm somehow, I'll pull through.

When you say, 'time to leave fantasyland', do you mean that recess is over there in elementary school, and you have to get back to being molested by your Phys. Ed. teacher? Or do you mean it's time to go back to being the fucking pathetic loser you are in real life and stop pretending your some big shit here on the vault? Which is it?

Those aren't my Mom's dentures. She has all her teeth, but realize if you get caught fucking your grandmother while fantasizing about my mom, your going to JAIL.

Revs · Post by **Revs** » September 23, 2002, 5:07 pm

Well holy shit. I post one pic, yell at someone for a first post (didn't read it all since I got up at 5:30am then went to work), Furor dropped a few paragraphs and chaos ensued. Sure I said "don't forget who kept it real first!" but there was no sexual encounter at all. Ask Ciado, Wandering or Livak herself...

I might stay out of this thread for a while. I've caused enough damage for one day

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » September 23, 2002, 5:12 pm

LOL

Dont worry Revs. It wasnt you that started it

ciado · Post by **ciado** » September 23, 2002, 5:13 pm

oh no Trake... look what you started. you troublemaker you.

are you always half-asleep?

noel · Post by **noel** » September 23, 2002, 5:14 pm

Ciado, my apologies. I missed your sarcasm.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » September 23, 2002, 5:25 pm

Drustwyn wrote:Glutius = Elfgirl/fnord?

No Glutius was the anon poster in the Fash thread labelled as "your_mom"

I was going to write more, but this thread has really drained any interest.

In my opinion, she(sara,livak,whoever) was bluffing in a blind panic over what she got herself into.

Also, if you resort to "your mama" insults.....do yourself a favor, go out and find some insults that are above a 12 year old level. Because seriously, that shit got old about the time we hit junior high.

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » September 23, 2002, 5:25 pm

We do a large portion of Aranuil's posts seem to mention 'cock size'? Could it be he's trying to overcompensate? Hmm!

Jaxomer · Post by **Jaxomer** » September 23, 2002, 5:29 pm

Wait a sec...

I thought we were talking about Junglecrack-

Mod Edit: Don't post that shit in this forum or I'll ban you next time. This is your warning, see you in a week.

ciado · Post by **ciado** » September 23, 2002, 5:31 pm

It's ok Aran.... I can't seem to ever actually convey my dripping cynicism in type. I also trip over my own feet when walking down the hall. Which is why I was sitting between Trake & Wandering. It seemed a nice safe spot.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » September 23, 2002, 5:31 pm

There is a reason there is a not work safe forum, you asshat.

I'm sure you're friends all think you are cool and intelligent for posting that though.

VeeshanVault

Congrats Brittney!!!!

Re: ~

ROFL