Congrats Brittney!!!!

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » September 22, 2002, 1:39 am

He informed me and other friends, he is finally settling down in game and IRl!. Thank god. Ladys be thankful Misere has picked up his heart to make him a happy person now. So stop sending him tells, for that mangina loving.

Yes the elfgirl from FanFairs. The one and only.

Congrats you 2. I know you 2 been together for a while now, just glad you decided to settle down

devereaux · Post by **devereaux** » September 22, 2002, 1:48 am

This the one?

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/showthre ... +of+moggok

Brittney · Post by **Brittney** » September 22, 2002, 1:54 am

I hit that shit thug style! Livak has always been my bottom bitch tho so what else is new? Raistin gunna be my best man btw. And yes before you all ask, all of Raistins female cyber club are invited and even some of the male ones can come too ^^

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » September 22, 2002, 6:04 am

you cheating slackass bitch!!!!!!!!

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » September 22, 2002, 8:28 am

Raistin's yer best man?! Wtf, I got denied!

Revs · Post by **Revs** » September 22, 2002, 9:08 am

Don't forget who kept it real first!

Damn Britt, how could you pass over me for best man...

Mod Edit: Image removed due to the ... volatile nature of this thread. Further action is in discussion as to what will be done.

Brittney · Post by **Brittney** » September 22, 2002, 8:26 pm

Damn! looks like my ho been gettin around

DAMN u Revs why you hitin my bitch? lol

Karae · Post by **Karae** » September 22, 2002, 9:16 pm

I hope you punched that dirty slut in the face, Revs.

Amused · Post by **Amused** » September 23, 2002, 6:15 am

This is "elf girl" , fnord, Sara or whichever name you want to put to the picture posted above. This will be the only post I make here as I really don't find wasting my time on such garbage. In fact-this post is what you can consider my legal attempt to provide an opertunity for certain indivuals to clear themselves of legal action.

For anyone confused at which commentary provoked this action, it is the one referring to myself having supposed sexual encounters with people etc. If you think that I will allow such false statements that are harmful to my reputation in the real world to go unchallenged, You are sadly mistaken. Welcome to my world...its called reality.

For anyone laughing, by all means continue reading.

***

In game harrassment for whatever reasons, that focus on imaginary characters and remain there are by no means illegal, although one could consider it abuse...To bring the same false propaganda into a real life situation, publication or documentation is very illegal and very actionable. Even more so when it could possibly affect revenue, image and personal security.

Defamation of character is not a joking matter, and I will not treat it like one. The posters in the above posting have One week from the date 09-23-2002, to comply to the following requirements. If the requirement are met, there will be no legal charges processed. Failure to comply will result in legal action and possible damages sought for damage to comany, sales and character.

1. Full public retraction of false statements made regarding myself.
2. A public apology.
3. E-Mail proof of both to following E-mail so that it may be recorded and documented.

sara@sector14.net

This is not a joke, and I suggest you contact your legal adviser if you doubt the seriousness of this charge. I also suggest you remember that there is a vast difference between your video game and the real world...The real world has consequences. I am not legally required to offer this "out" for those involved...However I suggest you take it, I will not offer it more than this once.

Thank you.

Sara Yeager.
F.E.M.E. Founder and Executive Director.

As a personal note...

I find it pretty pathetic that the little lackies who "failed to score" after several attempts feel the need to try and garner revenge and attempt personal injury by posting such blantently false bullshit. Seriously...Get a life. My personal life is none of your business but I will go as far to state that the way you attempted to to childishly and perversly slander my character as a person is an insult to both myself and my Fiance, as well as just a downright disgusting display of your hurt pride that not everyone is rushing to cyber/sex or have any sort of relationship with your bruised ego's nor anyone else's for that matter. You should be disgusted with yourself.

Revs · Post by **Revs** » September 23, 2002, 6:46 am

If you wanna be spared from the lashing Mepha got two months ago you better start explaining yourself, JACKASS! Livak is a nice girl imo so don't be starting shit here. Ok I'm off to work now

IP check please!

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » September 23, 2002, 7:55 am

Watch yerself Revs. After the legal threats next come the commandos.
You know how these things work.

Furor Planedefiler · September 23, 2002, 7:56 am

I did not want to ever have to create an account on this shithole but since I saw this gem of a post by Hagbeast aka Livak aka Sara What-the-fuck-ever, I had no choice; my hands are tied. While I'm here, I may as well pinch a loaf in your pool.

So as to remain at maximum efficiency and keep my post count down, I'm gonna first call out all the faggots on this board. You are fucking tools. You know who you are; Yep... The guy that will sit there and hit 'reply' and make 500 posts about pies and then actually say 'EL-O-EL' to his monitor as another one of his witty replies with a picture of a fucking pie and some queer commentary goes up. Fuck you. You're a goddamn degenerate. You also know you say 'EL-O-EL' or 'LAUGH OUT LOUD' while talking to your monitor, admit it you son-of-a-bitch. I hate you and the stupid reply you're going to make in regards to this post (probably with a pie and pie commentary, gg).

Livak.... there is absolutely not a goddamn thing you can do about the posts made here or ANYWHERE in regards to you or your annoying-psycho-GM-Teabagging-Cumpdumpster-Character/Guide. Now I was actually going to make a long drawn out post explaining the law to you, but then I realized, who the fuck am I kidding? Instead, I would like to be added to the ultimatum.

You are the prototypical 'dumb internet bitch,' and I can't stand seeing that shit go unchecked. I can only hope that you stand by your threats and you do sick your GM-Cyber-Toy on me and my guild as you have promised come SF FF! I eagerly anticipate the 5'2" pile of pasty fat shit attempting to 'throw down,' his 'machismo' in mine and my guild's face. I'm sure that will get an AWESOME reaction from the VI Management as well as make an excellent headline/story on my guild website:

"Borderline Retarded Former Taco Bell Cashier Attacks Twenty Five People At San Francisco Geek Festival. Was last seen saying, "I did it for the Hagbeast Cyber Pussae'" It writes itself, really....

And your world? Reality? EL-OH-EL, OH-KAY?

Amused wrote:This is "elf girl" , fnord, Sara or whichever name you want to put to the picture posted above. This will be the only post I make here as I really don't find wasting my time on such garbage. In fact-this post is what you can consider my legal attempt to provide an opertunity for certain indivuals to clear themselves of legal action.

For anyone confused at which commentary provoked this action, it is the one referring to myself having supposed sexual encounters with people etc. If you think that I will allow such false statements that are harmful to my reputation in the real world to go unchallenged, You are sadly mistaken. Welcome to my world...its called reality.

For anyone laughing, by all means continue reading.

***

In game harrassment for whatever reasons, that focus on imaginary characters and remain there are by no means illegal, although one could consider it abuse...To bring the same false propaganda into a real life situation, publication or documentation is very illegal and very actionable. Even more so when it could possibly affect revenue, image and personal security.

Defamation of character is not a joking matter, and I will not treat it like one. The posters in the above posting have One week from the date 09-23-2002, to comply to the following requirements. If the requirement are met, there will be no legal charges processed. Failure to comply will result in legal action and possible damages sought for damage to comany, sales and character.

1. Full public retraction of false statements made regarding myself.
2. A public apology.
3. E-Mail proof of both to following E-mail so that it may be recorded and documented.

sara@sector14.net

This is not a joke, and I suggest you contact your legal adviser if you doubt the seriousness of this charge. I also suggest you remember that there is a vast difference between your video game and the real world...The real world has consequences. I am not legally required to offer this "out" for those involved...However I suggest you take it, I will not offer it more than this once.

Thank you.

Sara Yeager.
F.E.M.E. Founder and Executive Director.

As a personal note...

I find it pretty pathetic that the little lackies who "failed to score" after several attempts feel the need to try and garner revenge and attempt personal injury by posting such blantently false bullshit. Seriously...Get a life. My personal life is none of your business but I will go as far to state that the way you attempted to to childishly and perversly slander my character as a person is an insult to both myself and my Fiance, as well as just a downright disgusting display of your hurt pride that not everyone is rushing to cyber/sex or have any sort of relationship with your bruised ego's nor anyone else's for that matter. You should be disgusted with yourself.

Amused · Post by **Amused** » September 23, 2002, 8:18 am

So much for not posting again but I have seriously comment on one thing...

Did you just pull all of that out of your ass or are you really just a moron?
Your entire rant was so completely full of holes and nonsense, it absolutely blows my mind...I wasn't aware someone could be that creative when trying to talk shit about a person he doesn't know, never met and can only base any information on one of the million and one rumors that float that float in this fake word that have no truth.
In other words...You'd think he'd actually come up with something at LEAST hinting at the smallest bit of truth. Guess not.
Try to insert a bit of actual fact into your egotistical storytelling Furor.
I think the only part you even got close to right or hell, Logical for that matter, was that I am female and have attended a fan faire.

One thing though that really blows my mind,
What in the WORLD, do I have to do with GM's Guides or anything Sony related? Are you freaking isane or just really...really confused?
I do not think you realize what an idiot you look like with your last post.
Let me inform you of something...You are not some god people worship. You are a foul mouthed, egotistical troll who seems to think he has everything figured out when you are just as much a tool as those you constantly call a moron...Hell Your world is EQ. Try the real thing once in awhile dude...you might regenerate brain cells.

If you do post something false regarding myself in a public format, (and i'm not talking about the small kingdom you cry troll all the time in on your boards) But a public medium such as this public board which by clicking agree...I don't even have to finish.

It kinda speaks for itself...better get your cheerleaders, its just too bad it wont do you any good where it matters; The real world.

Amused · Post by **Amused** » September 23, 2002, 8:28 am

I couldn't resist...

Furor, for some moron who spends his time ranting about EQ so much, you'd think you'd realize it is Sony Online Entertainment...

Or did your final braincells blow out eons ago, leaving behind an empty shell?

Are you stalking the Devs something? You seem obssessed with Gms and Devs for some reason...dunno, perhaps you are just that caught up in your delusionary version of reality in which you can write people off as people something they aren't.

Destinae- · Post by **Destinae-** » September 23, 2002, 9:00 am

SOMEBODY GET A FUCKING MUZZLE SHE'S STARTED AGAIN. Oh and a paper bag and a roll of film, maybe then the Elf Girl costume would serve a purpose other than making a joke out of poor Livak.

But really, after that threat of legal action post you may as well just go back to packing your bags to whichever Everquest Groupie hotspot you're being flown to next...the real defamation of character comes after you're baited into posting a fucking joke like that and then further baited into trolling the thread after stating you're only going to make a single post. Is this tripe not worth wasting your time on or are you gonna be here all day? Please let us know, lest I miss the walls come crumbling down.

Now all we need is an AsheZephyr rendition of Dev_01 performing the mystical "Tony Danza" on Pinnochio with breasts...er Livak.

WHO'S THE BOSS!?

edit: gg spelling

Drolgin Steingrinder · September 23, 2002, 9:04 am

Furor has so much h8 in him...

noel · Post by **noel** » September 23, 2002, 9:19 am

Furor has acknowledged my existance. Some one hold me, I think I just came. Finally, my life is complete.

Actually, Furor no pie here. Pie is for derailment of threads, and why in God's name would I want to derail this little gem.

I have never LoL'ed at the computer... ever, but feel free to flame me as though I do if it means you'll be around here more often. I've always enjoyed your material, and my cock is big enough that I can take whatever you can dish out.

Raist and Britt: You fucking assholes. It was bad enough this psychotic cumstain was polluting the FoH boards, now she's here as well. We don't need the female version of Searyx posting here. We already have enough attention whores, myself included. Don't bring her here.

Sara: You stupid double fist taking slut... run along. You don't belong here. We don't care about you, and you have no need to defend your oh-so-pristine reputation here, because no one cares. Please go back to defending Verant's QA, or sniffing the glue you used to get those plastic ears stuck to your head.

While your knowledge of end-game Everquest is clearly tip-top, your knowledge of the law is neither accurate or impressive. Do us all a favor, stop playing EQ, and sell your computer. Use the money you save to get your face fixed.

Cheers.

ciado · Post by **ciado** » September 23, 2002, 9:49 am

Wow that has to be the absolute worst picture of me and the side of Wandering's head.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » September 23, 2002, 10:11 am

Commandos! Commandos! RAWR!!!

Cthuldan · Post by **Cthuldan** » September 23, 2002, 10:19 am

Sara,

Defamation of character, in and of itself, is a serious accusation. Although I feel that anyone’s right to defend themselves is justified, the means by which you personally choose to do so is mystifying.

By threatening to seek legal action in an environment such as this, you are merely setting yourself up for various retorts and observations on your personal being yet again. The fact that you are allowing these people “an out”, as you call it, makes it apparent that you yourself are even weary that your threat holds any weight. If you truly believed in your convictions, you would have gone straight through the legal system, allowing no means of recourse for these people.

You hope that by threatening people with legal action, it will cause them to withdraw there previous “accusations” on your real life persona so that you can merely save face. But, the one thing you fail to realize is that most people (Americans in particular) don’t take well to being threatened. That is wholeheartedly apparent. So, I’d be very careful in who and what you threaten.

In a nutshell, I think Confucius said it best, “Mouth should no write check, butt can no cash.”

*Side Note* Yes, I am an FoH lackey. Yes, I lick Furor’s asshole and ask for seconds. No, I have no idea whom this person is. I am merely making my own, personal social commentary on people being threatened over a supposed free medium such as the internet. It’s bad enough we have the Government trying to squelch the various forms of free internet speech. The last thing we need (especially here) is people being afraid of posting what they want due to fear of legal repercussions.

Cthuldan
Crusader of Marr
Fires of Heaven
Veeshan

Cthuldan · Post by **Cthuldan** » September 23, 2002, 10:21 am

Oh Jesus...

I used there instead of their. I should learn to proofread.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » September 23, 2002, 10:25 am

Oh My!!

Houston we have a Thread

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » September 23, 2002, 10:39 am

Anyone know if Sara's services are ffa?
Coming here, on this board threatening us is just what this board was made for Sara girl, your total utter lack of anything resembling an intellect just makes it even more funny and I do hope you will keep posting coz you just made my day.
Yes, i am flame baiting you, you retarded little bitch, come on, sue me!

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » September 23, 2002, 10:48 am

ELL OOOOHH ELLLLLL!!

JACKASS!!!

Truant · Post by **Truant** » September 23, 2002, 10:52 am

I'm taking legal action on all of you that have ever flamed me, as well as all of you that have ever read above stated flames and laughed. I have your IP's motherfuckers.

For Great Justice!

I almost choked on my cocoa puffs reading this.

Phugg_Innay · Post by **Phugg_Innay** » September 23, 2002, 10:59 am

/em wipes coffee from monitor , the coffee that came out my nose

Ravvenn · Post by **Ravvenn** » September 23, 2002, 11:05 am

....
Im not laughing with you, Im laughing at you.
Edit: Aranuil, Fuck Off K?

Post by **Xouqoa** » September 23, 2002, 11:20 am

After receiving a nice hostile email from the person above, I've removed her photo. As far as I am concerned, that's about as much slandering that is being done here, but I don't know the legal technicalities of it. If anyone has any lawyer friends, get me the info. Can you slander someone's EQ character name? Hmm...

Just for future reference, and so you're not all suprised if it does happen, this thread may end up being deleted.

ciado · Post by **ciado** » September 23, 2002, 11:32 am

Edited.

Cartalas · Post by **Cartalas** » September 23, 2002, 11:33 am

How about a link to her own board with that picure on it plus many more is that allright?

Post by **Xouqoa** » September 23, 2002, 11:36 am

Cartalas wrote:How about a link to her own board with that picure on it plus many more is that allright?

No. Now would not be the best time for something like that.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » September 23, 2002, 11:42 am

erm, I missed somthing.

Basically this all started with someone saying they were settling down with someone they aren't, and it's going from there? Or did I miss sotmhing in th emore finer parts?

Post by **Xouqoa** » September 23, 2002, 11:44 am

I dunno dude, I'm just as lost as you are. I have no clue who this chica is or why she's all upset.

ciado · Post by **ciado** » September 23, 2002, 11:58 am

My guess is because Murr picked on her in the pics thread.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » September 23, 2002, 11:59 am

Jackass

Also, I am very confused.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » September 23, 2002, 12:08 pm

Fuck, Xou. If you take the daft trollop's pic down how am i gonna get to see the COMMANDOS!!!!????

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » September 23, 2002, 12:20 pm

The same picture can still be seen in the pics thread.

Post by **pyrella** » September 23, 2002, 12:25 pm

What is F.E.M.E. ?

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » September 23, 2002, 12:44 pm

"For Educating Morons of Everquest"?

I dunno. Google found this though:
http://www.adult-sex-toys-videos-dvds-s ... gory_id=45

and this:
http://shop.store.yahoo.com/midwifeinfo/femepads.html

and many more

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » September 23, 2002, 12:48 pm

Im not going to touch Elfgirls post,yet.

Im intrested in Ravvenns reply. Explain that one to me mmk?!

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » September 23, 2002, 12:58 pm

First of all I'd like to raise the roof for my numba one homeboy, Furor Planedefiler, welcome to the dogpound! WOOF WOOF WOOF!

Sara.. fnord.. Misere.. Livak.. I just don't know what to call you these days. How about Crazy Ole Whore (COW for short!)? I have to sit back and wonder, as I usually do when I read a blurb by you, if you really believe you're as smart as you try and come off. Have you actually gone that final distance to trick yourself, slipping fully into your blissfully ignorant alter ego? Well, in case you do think you're some masterful weaver of wit, I'll let you in on a secret the rest of us have been keeping. You're NOT. Reading this crap is like watching a retarded chimpanzee with a pair of scissors, but damnit, no opposable thumb!

Seriously tho, we all should be thanking you. Not only did you manage to bring Furor down here, but you've probably turned some half-assed attempt by some slack-jawed yokel such as Raistin to piss in someones cornflakes into one of the best reads since the novelization of 'Anal Annie'. Brava maestra. Hopefully you're still sitting there spamming refresh waiting for the next hate-filled reply. I'm sure when you saw Furor had posted you had to finish yourself off with your homemade Firiona Vie scepter before starting a new post in order to work up to the Big O #2.

As for not being associated with the guide program, shit girl, it's ok, we all know the truth. Maybe you're just trying to protect some secret identity. Do you have a cool superhero name? Batnose? Wonder Whore? Spider Pubes? I guess we'll never know, all part of protecting the alter ego thing. I'm not even gonna touch the Fiance comment, because either I'm feeling damned sorry for some schlep right now, you're totally delussional (my personal vote goes here), or you've finally managed to sleep your way into the company. Kudos either way. I just hope that if there's a baby involved the doctor doesn't punch it in the face on the way out like yours did you.

All in all, welcome to the board. I'll just jot down the name 'Amused' into the list of "Psychotic Bitches Who Love the Fishes" for posterity.

Did anyone jackass this bitch?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 23, 2002, 1:02 pm

Sounds like a bizarre love hexagon to me.

Melrin_Specclaster · September 23, 2002, 1:04 pm

We don't want you here...at all....go the hell away...

BUT...

while your here, will you service us? Me first pls

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 23, 2002, 1:04 pm

Could someone give a nice lil rundown on wtf this post is about? Starting off I thought this was a post of congrats to two people gettting married or something like that. Then it turns into a law suit waiting to happen? I tried to find pics in the pic thread but came up empty on that. Does this chic's pic need to be in the NWS forum?

Raistin · Post by **Raistin** » September 23, 2002, 1:07 pm

Ok Ill sum it up. Theres 2 diffrent parts to this story.

1) A random_elfgirl decides to threaten a friend of mine in guild. To have his ass beat down at the FF this year,and have GMs and Dev's "show us up" since shes like a Carnie.
2) So I thought it would be funny,to post how much she loves him.
3) I guess either her a) "fun" with my friend wasnt cheating on her "soon to be" was scaring her as to what kind of webcam photos could get out? b) shes pissing on the fire before they light c) wants to look innoncent.

Thats pretty much it. No slander or anything.

Dregor must be upset,he cant cast SK agro buffs on a messageboard =(

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 23, 2002, 1:10 pm

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 23, 2002, 1:14 pm

Is this the chick we are talking about?
NOT WORK SAFE

Katria · Post by **Katria** » September 23, 2002, 1:16 pm

I had sex with Sara. She likes pinecones and pineapples. Uncut.

Whee!

noel · Post by **noel** » September 23, 2002, 1:39 pm

*yawn*

CHUCK!!! So good to see you. Fuck, maybe having this bitch around would be a good thing if Chuck is going to come here. Hope all is well with you man.

JACKASS!

BTW for people who are still confused, here's some additional background information where our spritual leader Furor tries to save her by engaging in good Christian fellowship with this sperm bank Sara...

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/showthre ... eadid=2334

Enjoy. PS Pics there too.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » September 23, 2002, 2:05 pm

oh i remember that thread. didnt realize it had such an engaging back story.

anyways, yeah i guess it is all funny if you are bored enough at work.

VeeshanVault

Congrats Brittney!!!!

Congrats Brittney!!!!

Amused, but not for the reason you might think.

Re: Amused, but not for the reason you might think.

Wow.

One small kick to the shin...

~

Amused...