Winners of the offend Seeber Contest

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » February 20, 2004, 4:27 pm

I was bemused, intrigued, lambasted and left laughing, but nobody really offended me. Those that know me IRL I'm certain are not surprised.

Thanks to those of you so scared of waht others thought you PM'd me jokes and funny gross items. You cowardace is so noted.

I've broken down the awards in two groups:
Those that made me laugh the hardest.

Those that offended others the most.

So here goes:

Those that made me laugh the hardest.

Third Place and 100,000 VV's : Gaklek with

Golden Griddle is the worst syrup to ever be invented. It is unfit for dogs, let alone humans.

Brevity is the soul of wit.

Second Place and 250,000 VV's: Spakes with

and she has no teeth

when referring to my mother. She in fact has dentures. Or in this case, a passion groove.

First place for giggles and 650,000 VV's: Atokal with the photoshop of Aranuil running with my pancakes.

Seebs here is a shot taken of pancakes with your "special" syrup lovingly made and delivered by Aranuil. I understand you and Cobs enjoyed breakfast immensely

. Effort is everything.

Okay, things I laughed at but others found offensive (which was the intent of this thread.

Third place and 75,000 VV's: Akaran_D with:

You voted for Gore.
And endorsed Dean.
edit: YOU are the girl Kerry was rumored to have an affair with.

This is offensive to anyone with a voting record.

Second place with 150,000 VV's: Mplor with the classic:

I assfucked dead Jesus.

You will be Hitler's bunkmate for eternity. Grats.

Winner and 250,000 VV's: Shaerra with an item that made me cringe a small tiny bit.

Joseph P. Smith grabbed Carlie Brucia's arm and dragged her into the dark woods. She started crying and said, "I'm scared".

Joseph P. Smith says, "You're scared?!?! I'm the one that has to walk back alone!"

Man, its as if you were there.

Thanks for the fun.

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » February 20, 2004, 10:46 pm

Wtf? I completely ignored you! That is like the most insulting thing one can do sir!

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » February 20, 2004, 10:46 pm

If you were old school the daft trollop bit would have won

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » February 20, 2004, 11:46 pm

Dregor Thule wrote:If you were old school the daft trollop bit would have won

there are only a few people who have the finesse to pull off the daft trollop bit.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » February 20, 2004, 11:58 pm

See, now I had to go look up the daft trollop thread for old times sake, and boy am I glad I did! I forgot about some of these gems. For example:

Aranuil wrote:
Dregor Thule wrote:
It's both an adjective and a verb. For example:

"Leelee's reputation sure is fuckered."

or

"Leelee has fuckered her way around Veeshan."
Hmmm very interesting Dregor... Let me try.

"Leelee likes to get fuckered."

"I am the only male on Veeshan that Leelee hasn't fuckered!"

I think I'm getting it here... One more.

"Leelee was in a movie where she was fuckered by four men at one time?"

Some things never go out of style.

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » February 21, 2004, 2:27 am

Dregor Thule wrote:See, now I had to go look up the daft trollop thread for old times sake, and boy am I glad I did! I forgot about some of these gems. For example:

Aranuil wrote:
Dregor Thule wrote:
It's both an adjective and a verb. For example:

"Leelee's reputation sure is fuckered."

or

"Leelee has fuckered her way around Veeshan."
Hmmm very interesting Dregor... Let me try.

"Leelee likes to get fuckered."

"I am the only male on Veeshan that Leelee hasn't fuckered!"

I think I'm getting it here... One more.

"Leelee was in a movie where she was fuckered by four men at one time?"
Some things never go out of style.

ROFL

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » February 21, 2004, 9:48 am

You gave it away by saying you helped start two republican groups at college.

And dankee.

Kwonryu DragonFist · February 21, 2004, 11:58 am

For you Seebs

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » February 21, 2004, 2:25 pm

Now that would have won Kwon!

Sparty · Post by **Sparty** » February 21, 2004, 3:48 pm

Chunks sister! I would hit it, but shes to young =(

Sparty is my name

Deward · Post by **Deward** » February 23, 2004, 12:11 pm

That was a girl? That girl's parents need to be shot.

Psyloche · Post by **Psyloche** » February 23, 2004, 12:23 pm

Thats so fucking wrong, that kid's parents should be shot.

Edit: Well I suppose a medical condition could be an excuse... but I swear half of America finds an excuse for anything anyway. So long as we aren't to blame for our collective fuckups, whether its being a fatass, drunk, addiction to drugs, addiction to tobacco, spilling boiling hot coffee on ourselves and any other manner of retarded things we do and get paid for.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » February 23, 2004, 12:36 pm

For obesity that extreme that young, it's probably a medical condition.

Post by **Sylvus** » February 23, 2004, 1:12 pm

Whatever, she's fat, someone needs to be shot!

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » February 23, 2004, 3:46 pm

Seebs wrote:Winner and 250,000 VV's: Shaerra with an item that made me cringe a small tiny bit.
Joseph P. Smith grabbed Carlie Brucia's arm and dragged her into the dark woods. She started crying and said, "I'm scared".

Joseph P. Smith says, "You're scared?!?! I'm the one that has to walk back alone!"

Looks like you meant 250 VV's.

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » February 23, 2004, 3:56 pm

Heh I still dont have my 650,000 VV's was looking forward to changing a few titles.

Spankes · Post by **Spankes** » February 23, 2004, 4:02 pm

I got 250 of mine~

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » February 23, 2004, 4:13 pm

I never aid I was smart .. I thought I gave what I said I would.

Will check into this

Skogen · Post by **Skogen** » February 23, 2004, 4:15 pm

damn...derogatory remarks on both your mom & wife in the same sentence didnt get teh win?

noel · Post by **noel** » February 23, 2004, 4:22 pm

Heh. Seebs is the man, but with only 368 posts, I'm not sure where he's coming up with one and a half million VVs.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » February 23, 2004, 4:24 pm

He's just another filthy fucking twink halfling...

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » February 23, 2004, 4:30 pm

Haha Aranuil! Best avatar ever!

noel · Post by **noel** » February 23, 2004, 4:36 pm

I love Johnny Cash, but it was time for change. I actually have another one poised to go for when this one is disallowed.

Spankes · Post by **Spankes** » February 23, 2004, 4:39 pm

Aranuil wrote:Heh. Seebs is the man, but with only 368 posts, I'm not sure where he's coming up with one and a half million VVs.

Lots of interest~ I have a million and a half, almost exactly actually.

Kwonryu DragonFist · February 23, 2004, 4:40 pm

Haha i was thinking of using that avatar as well a while ago!

Very Anime-inspired!

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » February 23, 2004, 4:49 pm

Yea, I was going to use that anim as well but my IE is still being flakey and I couldn't save it as anything up a BMP

masteen · Post by **masteen** » February 23, 2004, 4:50 pm

Fucking Christ, I just had teh seisure watching Aranuil's avatar...

noel · Post by **noel** » February 23, 2004, 4:51 pm

Dregor, you can use it, I have another good to go.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » February 23, 2004, 4:54 pm

Aranuil wrote:Dregor, you can use it, I have another good to go.

Roger, avatars disabled!

noel · Post by **noel** » February 23, 2004, 4:54 pm

Aww really?

I'll turn it off then.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » February 23, 2004, 4:57 pm

The Alize one is much less seizureriffic than the previous.

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » February 23, 2004, 6:01 pm

I have fans that have gloriously given me millions of VV's.

I'm trying to share .. I'll send you a plastic twat if you like.

Coraz · Post by **Coraz** » February 23, 2004, 9:24 pm

The fetus loses

Shaerra · Post by **Shaerra** » February 24, 2004, 3:38 am

noel · Post by **noel** » February 24, 2004, 7:29 am

Not bad, but...

Kwonryu DragonFist · February 24, 2004, 1:11 pm

Not bad but...

Hey, you're talkin outta yer ass!

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