Interesting thoughts.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » September 19, 2002, 1:57 am

Why is it people say they'd not wish to see so and so in a dark alley?
I'd be more worried seeing them in my bedroom at noon.

Notice the most evil things seem to happen in the middle of broad daylight? Darkness is where the cowardly evil hides, feeling safe in not being seen. In fact, my chances of surving an assualt migt actually be better at night, because I know the little gaytard can only see as well as I can - and he desn't have to worry about me identifying him at a lineup if I get away. (it's the truth!)

Why is it people always wish they'd stayed in bed the day somthing bad goes down?
What, you haven't heard about the guy dieing asleep in bed yet?

Why are they now painting fire trucks neon piss yellow?
Freaking A, if one of those things is comming at me do you REALLY want me to squint and advert my eyes because the color is painful that I lose controll of my car?

If spanking is such a bad thing for your children, why do adults spank either other all the time? And if it IS a bad thing, why aren't the parents doing it being charged with sexual assault?

Why do they wipe the spot on a convicted killer's arm where they give him the lethal injection? And do we REALLY need a clean needle each time? Is he REALLY going to care by that point if it gives him HIV?

Why do we have a suicide watch in prisons? Exp for those on death row? Maybe I'm missing somthing here... if they want to set up a WATCH, let's save money by using rusty needles and buy a camcorder.

Any wonder why the word politics has "tics" in it?

Guns my not kill people, but if I hear that saying one more time I'm going to at least let one help.

How many men does a woman have to sleep with before she's a slut? Two? Three? The Dalas Cowboys? Truthfully speaking, a "slut" is just a "slot" with "u" in it, right?

Technically, whores are just individuals who offer services and get paid money for them. My boss' secratary is going to be so happy when he gets the title "Secratary of the Whore".

I want a CNN channel called "Footnote News".

You know you've been playing EQ too long when a friend calls you and asks what yer doing - yer reply? "Damn man, I'm camping the Ass in the Bedroom with this hottie elf."

Why did we never call Abashi the "Verant Sock Puppet of Love"?

For 40$ a month to play on stormhammer, I demand blowjobs when I log on. They'd ban me after the first day when I mysteriously go LD 50 times and have to relog every single frickin time.

WTH is with people and gerbils anymore? Can't go 5 minutes without hearing gerbil this and gerbil that. You really gotta feel sorry for the people in petstores.. some creepy old guy comes up and buys gerbils in 6 packs. Did the field mice experiment go wrong or what?

Just thoughts.

Drewno · Post by **Drewno** » September 19, 2002, 2:20 am

Plz stop posting.

Shanks · Post by **Shanks** » September 19, 2002, 3:09 am

yes plz stfu

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » September 19, 2002, 7:19 am

and gtfo ~~>

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » September 19, 2002, 7:32 am

plz do gtfo ok

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » September 19, 2002, 9:11 am

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » September 19, 2002, 9:17 am

It's over Johnny

Drolgin Steingrinder · September 19, 2002, 9:54 am

Abashi is my sock puppet of love. Truant's, too.

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 19, 2002, 11:08 am

Hrmmmmm nope can't respond for some reason. Does this thread have pie?

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » September 19, 2002, 12:30 pm

Mmm...Pie.

Hammerstalker PE · September 19, 2002, 12:39 pm

Mmmm CAKE!

Oh and ya Jack-fucking-Handy GTFO

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » September 19, 2002, 12:40 pm

Cake picture thread!

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » September 19, 2002, 3:29 pm

I think Akaran that your post brought back memories of that infamous "new and improved quote thread" by Searyx.

Thus you just got Searyx's treatment

Kudos for putting it all in one post !

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » September 19, 2002, 3:31 pm

BAh again.

All were origional thoughts.

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » September 19, 2002, 3:41 pm

CAKES!!!! everybody loves cakes!

-Ajran

Skunki · Post by **Skunki** » September 19, 2002, 3:56 pm

HONK!

noel · Post by **noel** » September 19, 2002, 4:19 pm

Cake fucking sucks!

I fucking HATE Cake! Cake people have been proven to be far less intelligent and capable than pie people!

Pie > Cake!

Don't make me angry. I will unleash PIE ARMAGEDDON!

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » September 19, 2002, 4:38 pm

You know what everyone else likes?? parfaits.. Parfaits have got to be the best thing on the whole damned planet...

-Ajran

noel · Post by **noel** » September 19, 2002, 4:39 pm

That line was entirely too cool for me to disagree.

That'll do, donkey. That'll do.

Drolgin Steingrinder · September 19, 2002, 4:43 pm

Piemageddon?

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » September 19, 2002, 4:51 pm

yup i think that schrek is gonna get played several times tonight instead of logging on to EQ. stop over and pick up my grandkids and just sit and watch the movie and eat entirely to much popcorn and drink entirely to much pop. The only thing thats put me in a good mood lately..

-Ajran

noel · Post by **noel** » September 19, 2002, 5:04 pm

Ogres are like Onions!

Fallanthas · Post by **Fallanthas** » September 19, 2002, 5:24 pm

Because they smell bad and make you cry?

/pharm on

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » September 19, 2002, 5:36 pm

...or you put them in sun and they turn brown and grow tiny white hair?

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » September 19, 2002, 5:38 pm

Welcome to Dulak such a perfect town.
Here we have some rules let us lay them down
Please keep off of the grass
shine your shoes,
wipe your.....face
Dulak is, Dulak is,
Dulak is a perfect plaaaaaace..

*poooff*

WOOWW!!! lets do that again!!

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » September 19, 2002, 5:44 pm

"My GOD!! It's HIDEOUS!

Now that wasn't very nice. It's just a donkey."

"Phew Shrek! You gotta let people know before you let one out like that!
Donkey... if it was me you'd be dead."

Sabek · Post by **Sabek** » September 19, 2002, 7:13 pm

I'm a donkey on the edge. I got a dragon and I am not afraid to use it.

I'm a talking, flying donkey.

Fynris · Post by **Fynris** » September 19, 2002, 7:17 pm

LIGHTNING BOLT !

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » September 19, 2002, 7:32 pm

I like that boulder. That is a niiiice boulder.

Hey, if cake is teh debil is it still ok to like brownies??

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » September 20, 2002, 11:59 am

I'm nobody's messenger boy, I'm a delivery boy.

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » September 20, 2002, 1:34 pm

That's enough. He's ready to talk. Run, run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man!

You're a monster.

I'm not the monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now, tell me! Where are the others?

Eat me! (Ptooey)

I've tried to be fair to you creatures. Now my patience has reached its end! Tell me or I'll--

No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons.

All right then. Who's hiding them?

Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?

The muffin man?

The muffin man.

Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane?

Well, she's married to the muffin man.

The muffin man?

THE MUFFIN MAN!!!!!

She's married to the muffin man....

Katria · Post by **Katria** » September 20, 2002, 1:43 pm

http://shrekscript.tripod.com/index/Shrek.htm

That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!

...and then I ate some rotten berries. Man I had strong gasses eking out of my butt that day.

Shrek > *

Ajran · Post by **Ajran** » September 20, 2002, 2:13 pm

Oh hey Akaran... why was my wife supposed to /Kick me last night?

-Ajran

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » September 20, 2002, 2:24 pm

Oh, this is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.

noel · Post by **noel** » September 20, 2002, 2:25 pm

Legenae wrote:Oh, this is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.

I'll make the waffles, how do you like your eggs?

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » September 20, 2002, 2:28 pm

Scrambled

Legenae · Post by **Legenae** » September 20, 2002, 2:37 pm

Well-- When one lives alone, one has to learn these things in case there's a-- There's an arrow in your butt!

Woot! My first star!

wadana · Post by **wadana** » September 20, 2002, 6:45 pm

bah on cake gimme cookies

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » September 22, 2002, 12:48 pm

haha thanks for that link , although it spoiled the fun with quotes, it's too easy to copy/paste now

Searyx · Post by **Searyx** » September 22, 2002, 1:15 pm

Red flower, blue thorns, red flower, blue thorns, red flower blue thorns... This would be so much easier if I wasn't COLORBLIND!