ahahahaha

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » September 19, 2002, 6:18 pm

http://www.metalhordes.com/misc/bush.wmv

god, the man is a doddering moron.

noel · Post by **noel** » September 19, 2002, 6:34 pm

That was incredibly funny. You just can't write humor like that.

Katria · Post by **Katria** » September 19, 2002, 6:35 pm

You're just now realizing that?

I'm surprised he's still alive.. wait, no I'm not. He caters to the military.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » September 19, 2002, 6:48 pm

well this is a good time to post for our non-Norht American friends that the Daily Show premieres on CNN-International this weekend.

not trying to be a corporate shill, because I really think the show is great.

this show will be a compilation of the normal shows over the week, taking out particularly good stuff, as well as a few segments especially for the international audience.

Showtimes with representative cities of time zones:

Sat/Sun Hong Kong 23:30
Sun Berlin 0:30
Sun Buenos Aires 23:30

i think the show is hilarious. the premise is that it just makes fun of the American news media, as well as some of the news itself.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 19, 2002, 7:03 pm

That post had shill written all over it!

I

Bloomberg

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 19, 2002, 9:09 pm

Comedy is best when it is true. Or is that scarey?

Truant · Post by **Truant** » September 19, 2002, 10:37 pm

When I feel depressed about the news, I watch the Daily Show and feel better.

SIDE NOTE!@!!! Conan on Comedy Central is the greatest invention since sliced bread.

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » September 20, 2002, 2:49 am

rofl.. at least chertien has a medical reason he's a babbling idiot.. shame on.. shamelon on Bush.. agin..

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » September 20, 2002, 8:44 am

I love it when people think he's a babbling idiot.

When the libocrats are laughing he's busy knocking out their voter base.

Katria · Post by **Katria** » September 20, 2002, 9:23 am

It's so heartwarming to see people that are so blind that they ignore all the bad things their political party does, just so they can say they're best.

Rock on!

Forthe · Post by **Forthe** » September 20, 2002, 10:42 am

Cut Bush some slack. I'm sure he is preoccupied trying to think up ways to speed up the invasion of Iraq before his approval rating drops too much.

Xyun · Post by **Xyun** » September 20, 2002, 11:04 am

Bush is a fucking moron. He's just a puppet for the Repubs.

Avestan · Post by **Avestan** » September 20, 2002, 12:23 pm

I am sure the condemnations of the people on this board will send him weeping to bed tonight.

how many of you actually live in the US?

Drolgin Steingrinder · September 20, 2002, 12:42 pm

I don't.
I still think he's a fucking asshat. But then I think that about 99.99999% of all politicians. Bush is in the higher echelon of asshattery though, no doubt about it.

Fallanthas · Post by **Fallanthas** » September 20, 2002, 12:45 pm

I'm glad to have Bush in office instead of a certain ass-grabber who hasn't had a thought run between his ears sine 1978 or so.

But damn, that was funny!

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » September 20, 2002, 1:22 pm

I'm not blind, I'm blissfull.

Nothing like a good repub TEXAN heading things up!

Texas > pie

Katria · Post by **Katria** » September 20, 2002, 1:35 pm

Texas.. such lovely memories. I had such a wonderful time while in Texas that as I was driving across the state line on my way out, I stopped, got out of my car, and pissed on the sign that said "Welcome to Texas! The Friendly State!"

Texas can bite my butt. Texas police can wank off with Freddy Kreuger's glove for all I care.

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » September 20, 2002, 1:43 pm

Wow! An entire state can bite your butt? Texas is a rather large state. Does this mean you have a huge ass??

noel · Post by **noel** » September 20, 2002, 1:52 pm

Hayley wrote:Wow! An entire state can bite your butt? Texas is a rather large state. Does this mean you have a huge ass??

Maybe the two of you should post pictures of your asses, and we'll let you know.

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » September 20, 2002, 2:04 pm

You can see it at FF in person and feel free to post your findings! LOL

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » September 20, 2002, 2:53 pm

Thanks Katria,

You're helping our famous wildflowers stay fertilized.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » September 20, 2002, 2:55 pm

that is the most photoshopped picture of texas i've ever seen.

all the brown has been adjusted to appear green and blue

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » September 20, 2002, 3:02 pm

Help keep Texas beautiful.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » September 20, 2002, 4:04 pm

Well....if Democrats were not such complete morons that they cannot even punch a small hole next to a person's name, then we would have had a great 8 years of people fucking with us internationally. Democrat politicians tend to be pussies.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 20, 2002, 4:38 pm

Pubin · Post by **Pubin** » September 20, 2002, 7:23 pm

I have a pic of myself with my pants halfway between my calves and ankles taking a healthy beer whiz on a sparkling blue patch of bluebonnets. BTW Calvin is the icon of white trash pissing on various things. You really should explain to those non-Texans what the significance of blue bonnets and calvin pissing are. If someone posted a pic of doku pickatchuTTw~ pissing on a patch of Japan's national flower...or perhaps Sorry_Canadian_Cartoon_01 pissing on canada's national flower, i wouldn't know wtf was going on.

Adex_Xeda · Post by **Adex_Xeda** » September 20, 2002, 7:37 pm

nah I was just beating someone to a punchline.

Ebumar · Post by **Ebumar** » September 21, 2002, 4:24 pm

I live in the US. I am a registered voter. I believe bush is a mother fucking retard.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » September 21, 2002, 6:09 pm

I live in the US. I am a registered voter. I believe bush is a mother fucking retard.
as well.

noel · Post by **noel** » September 21, 2002, 6:25 pm

I live in the US. I am a registered voter. I believe he is better than Al Gore.

Karli · Post by **Karli** » September 21, 2002, 6:26 pm

What Ebumar and Truant said.

Innkubbus · Post by **Innkubbus** » September 21, 2002, 6:41 pm

"Your state might execute retarded prisoners..." OMG I laughed so hard when he said that!!

And for the record...Texas should be known as the rimjob state and everyone knows NADER IS GREATER! No wait....no he isn't...

edit: bush is retarded is the correct answer

Leeroie · Post by **Leeroie** » September 21, 2002, 7:26 pm

Bush is someone special... you gotta look over his faults and look at his daughter's freaky deaky ways... hell, I think it's safe to say, that tha slut has been with half of tha people from Texas, has she been with any of you yet? For some reason, Im settin my eyes on her when she comes to tha dirty souf of TN to lay tha smack down on her flat ass... never did like a woman with a flat ass, but someone with lots of experience ( see president's daughter for definition) then Im more than willin to work with her... but err.. ya Bush sucks~ Clinton is a true pimp.

kyoukan · Post by **kyoukan** » September 21, 2002, 9:24 pm

how come you never talked like a crappy flava flav knockoff before you made leeroie?

Ranzak · Post by **Ranzak** » September 21, 2002, 10:05 pm

Bush is the single greatest form of entertainment our country could ask for.
If you cannot agree with this, then you are a sad sad sad man / woman / mangina

Keverian FireCry · September 23, 2002, 11:25 pm

grr that link doesnt work can anyone link that somehow? need to show some people

masteen · Post by **masteen** » September 23, 2002, 11:51 pm

I personally think he pounded one too many brews backstage, and started singing "Won't get fooled again" by the Who. When you do that much coke, it's HARD to remember shit!

Drustwyn · Post by **Drustwyn** » September 24, 2002, 12:06 am

I like Laura Bush quite a bit. I think she's pretty down to earth and she is into education and likes kids. I was sick of Hilary always Searyxing her way to the top.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » September 24, 2002, 1:43 am

masteen wrote:I personally think he pounded one too many brews backstage, and started singing "Won't get fooled again" by the Who.

funny, that's what I do backstage...

Nick · Post by **Nick** » September 25, 2002, 5:03 pm

Drolgin said:

I don't.
I still think he's a fucking asshat. But then I think that about 99.99999% of all politicians. Bush is in the higher echelon of asshattery though, no doubt about it.

Teeny said:

Agree Drolgin.

Arsecn · Post by **Arsecn** » September 25, 2002, 5:25 pm

I live in the U.S., I'm a registered voter, and I like bush.

noel · Post by **noel** » September 25, 2002, 5:29 pm

I love bush.

Skunki · Post by **Skunki** » September 25, 2002, 5:31 pm

"we've got bush!"

noel · Post by **noel** » September 25, 2002, 5:34 pm

"I want bush. Pan down!"

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » September 25, 2002, 5:37 pm

Our President makes my nervis HUGE!

He's an embarrassment to this country. When I watch him speak freely (ie: not a pre written speech or reading from a prompt) I honestly feel sorry for the man.

Post by **Sylvus** » September 25, 2002, 6:50 pm

"What the fuck is a frush?"

Bubba Grizz · Post by **Bubba Grizz** » September 25, 2002, 6:54 pm

I admit it. I voted for Gore. But I can tell you now that I am glad as hell that Bush is in office right now. I have more confidence in him now for some reason.

noel · Post by **noel** » September 25, 2002, 7:00 pm

What the hell are you people talking about? Why are you talking about Bush?

This thread has been hijacked. It's now about bush. Get with the program.

Hint: Note the difference in capitilization.

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » September 25, 2002, 9:19 pm

I voted for Nader

VeeshanVault

ahahahaha

ahahahaha

^^