What line from a film always makes you laugh?

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » February 6, 2004, 5:01 pm

I was reminded today by someone (/em points at Seebs in a j'accuse sorta way) of the funniest line EVAR in film (to me):

From "The Muppet Movie":

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: The effects however are sadly, temporary.
Beaker: Meh, mammy memorary, <sigh>!

This line still causes me to giggle uncontrollably...

What lines do it for you?

Kluden · Post by **Kluden** » February 6, 2004, 5:32 pm

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
"No!"

Happy Gilmour

Rivera Bladestrike · Post by **Rivera Bladestrike** » February 6, 2004, 6:00 pm

in Usual Suspects, the jail scene:

"they call him verbal kint"
"verbal?"
"yeah they say I talk too much"
"yeah, i was just about to tell you to shut up."

"How can we place you in queens on the night of the robbery?"
"I live in queens, what, do you have a team of monkeys working round the clock to come up with that one?"

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » February 6, 2004, 6:39 pm

There are a ton of them - i guess I laugh easily!!!

Here are a couple examples tho-

"I was checking the specs on the rotary, girter....... I'm retarded" - Chris Farley, Tommy boy

"Don't wear the shirt of the band you're going to see, don't be that guy!" - Jeremy Piven - PCU

"How did he get the beans above the frank?" - Something about Mary.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » February 6, 2004, 6:44 pm

Super Troopers
"Ursulla, what the fuck?"
"enhance......enhance.......enhance......enhance
JUST PRINT THE GOD DAMN THING"

The Fifth Element
"But we are warriors, not merchants!
But you can still count!"
"uh negative, I am a meat popsicle"

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » February 6, 2004, 7:11 pm

Too many lines from Pee Wee's Big Adventure...

Edit: ...AND Office Space

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » February 6, 2004, 8:18 pm

"That's a nice nurses uniform."
"They're OR scrubs, actually"
"O R they?"

It's lame as hell, but the delivery and context makes me bust a gut.

Treeus · Post by **Treeus** » February 6, 2004, 8:26 pm

Boondock Saints, the irish bartender who always mixes up phrases

"Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?"

Animalor · Post by **Animalor** » February 6, 2004, 8:33 pm

Too many lines from Kevin Smith to quote.

Rivera Bladestrike · Post by **Rivera Bladestrike** » February 6, 2004, 8:45 pm

Treeus wrote:Boondock Saints, the irish bartender who always mixes up phrases

"Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?"

I love the guy with Teret's... he walks past the nun and the small child and is like "FUCK! ASS!"

Etasi · Post by **Etasi** » February 6, 2004, 9:50 pm

PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » February 7, 2004, 4:45 am

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Spang · Post by **Spang** » February 7, 2004, 10:53 am

*steps in poo*

"yuh sistuh's ass"

Krimson Klaw · Post by **Krimson Klaw** » February 7, 2004, 1:24 pm

"You're not gonna sh!t right for a week!" -Bad Santa

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » February 7, 2004, 4:49 pm

"Deja Vu, i will always remember you..."

"I will miss you the most, Scarecrow!"

Top Secret

Best Scene is when a homie suddenly appears and says "My Man!" to Chocolate Mousse! Hi Five!

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » February 8, 2004, 12:46 am

"In Korea, Door handles do not break." - Chun

Calixte · Post by **Calixte** » February 8, 2004, 2:22 am

South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

Brooke Shields: "I farted once on the set of Blue Lagoon"
*after a long pause, Terrance slaps Brooke *

That part always makes me giggle.

Phugg_Innay · Post by **Phugg_Innay** » February 8, 2004, 1:14 pm

Jay and Silent Bob:
" How do you know he doesnt smoke Monkey pole"
" He Loves the cock"
Gross Point Blank:
"I Kill for Money , no wait , that didnt sound right"
" No ya CCCaaannt come in" said by Minni Driver
Say Anything:
"lloyd Lloyd all nll and void"
"I'm incarcerated Lloyd"
Office Space:
Pretty much the entire movie
"Stappler , fire , lots of fire" mumbled beyond coherence
Princess Bride
"Humperdink Humperdink Humperdink"
"Have fun stormin the castle :think it'll work : It'd take a miracle"

Way too many to list , and think of all at once ... the goocher is Jay and Silent Bob
"Now when your finished , say , Oh what a nice tea party"

Lor · Post by **Lor** » February 8, 2004, 7:36 pm

JT- "how's about I just kick your ass?"

Vinny- "oh, a counter offer, we lawyers...I'm a lawyer, we lawyers call that a counter offer....hmmm lemme see collect 200 dollars or get my ass kicked...I'll be very honest with you, I could use a good ass kicking....nah I'll just take the 200 dollars"

My cousin Vinny

Gets me every time

Aevian Dreaklear · Post by **Aevian Dreaklear** » February 9, 2004, 1:59 am

"Max can you earmuff for me? We are gonna get so much ass here, it's gonna be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass."

And one that I kinda put together myself is whenever I watch any of the LotR and see Elrond I always say to myself "Welcome back Mr. Anderson" and I laugh like a little giddy bitch.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » February 9, 2004, 7:00 am

"THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS!"

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » February 9, 2004, 12:03 pm

Aevian Dreaklear wrote:And one that I kinda put together myself is whenever I watch any of the LotR and see Elrond I always say to myself "Welcome back Mr. Anderson" and I laugh like a little giddy bitch.

You and several million other people.

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » February 9, 2004, 12:12 pm

From Yellowbeard:

"Burned my map?! I'll nail your tits to the table!"

Don't remember the exact words:

"No thanks Tuirkish, I'm sweet enough"

Lots of other stuff from Snatch.

Dexail · Post by **Dexail** » February 9, 2004, 1:04 pm

Tommy: "What's wrong with this one?"

Turkish, opening the door and it falls off the hinges: "Oh, nothing Tommy. It's tip top. I'm just not sure about the color"

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » February 9, 2004, 2:34 pm

"Well, polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake"

American Wedding, gets me every time.

Drolgin Steingrinder · February 9, 2004, 3:14 pm

"Yeah, but I shoot with this hand"

Pherr the Dorf · Post by **Pherr the Dorf** » February 10, 2004, 12:45 am

Blazing Saddles

"Where the white women at?"

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » February 10, 2004, 2:32 pm

Nearly every line from Airplane 1 and 2....especially the entire court room sequence.

Witness: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low, but he couldn't handle it.
Prosecuting Attorney: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?
Witness: Right, Buddy was the bombardier, but it was Striker who couldn't handle it. And he went to pieces.
Prosecuting Attorney: Andy went to pieces?
Witness: No, Andy was the navigator, he was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.
Prosecuting Attorney: Howie came unglued?
Witness: Oh no, Howie was a rock, the best tail-gunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
Prosecuting Attorney: And he bailed out?
Witness: No, Andy hung tough, Buddy bailed out! How we survived, was a miracle.
Prosecuting Attorney: Then Howie survived?
Witness: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day
Prosecuting Attorney: Over Macho Grande?
Witness: Noooo, I don't think I will ever be over Macho Grande. Those wounds run pretty deep.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » February 11, 2004, 6:52 pm

Arborealus wrote:"In Korea, Door handles do not break." - Chun

PWN!

The scene in Holy Grail when Sir Lancelot is dragging Sir Galahad away from Castle Anthrax (and the spankings and oral sex) always makes me giggle like a little girl.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail wrote:LAUNCELOT:
We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.

GALAHAD:
I don't think I was.

LAUNCELOT:
Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.

GALAHAD:
Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.

LAUNCELOT:
No, it's too perilous.

GALAHAD:
Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.

LAUNCELOT:
No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!

GALAHAD:
Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?

LAUNCELOT:
No. It's unhealthy.

GALAHAD:
I bet you're gay.

LAUNCELOT:
No, I'm not.

To this day I still use peril in place of pussy. I'm such a fucking nerd.

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » February 11, 2004, 9:44 pm

You didn't slay the dragon?????

Now Mrs. Reiley, and OOOONLY Mrs. Reiley, how many fingers am I holding up now?

Denadeb · Post by **Denadeb** » February 12, 2004, 7:39 am

We raped ze horses and we rode of on ze women.