To settle the matter once and for all:

Drolgin Steingrinder · February 3, 2004, 3:25 pm

There are no giraffes.

Face it.

Wulfran · Post by **Wulfran** » February 3, 2004, 3:26 pm

so how did they get those horses' necks so long, Master?

Vailex Darkfury · Post by **Vailex Darkfury** » February 3, 2004, 3:28 pm

First of all, you stink.

And second, what do dorfs know about giraffes. They cant even see that high in the air. Its like me not liking boobs or something.

Laliana · Post by **Laliana** » February 3, 2004, 3:29 pm

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:There are no giraffes.

I concur!

Post by **Sylvus** » February 3, 2004, 3:33 pm

the greatest trick the giraffes ever played was convincing the world that they didn't exist...

Thess · Post by **Thess** » February 3, 2004, 3:35 pm

I agree with Drolgin, they do not exist.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » February 3, 2004, 3:39 pm

I disagree, you see giraffes are really all ninjas. Much like how vikings from norway were ninjas. However vikings from Denmark were of a lower quality so they didn't even know the Norway vikings were there.
Plus I went to the zoo and saw one, then got chased by a duck.

Vailex Darkfury · Post by **Vailex Darkfury** » February 3, 2004, 3:45 pm

There is no Denmark.

Pahreyia · Post by **Pahreyia** » February 3, 2004, 3:58 pm

Because if anyone's seen Gladiator you know that they don't mate. Because they're all queers.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » February 3, 2004, 4:00 pm

queers can adopt in some states.

Wonko Wenusberg · Post by **Wonko Wenusberg** » February 3, 2004, 4:01 pm

Where did all the dolphins go?

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » February 3, 2004, 4:05 pm

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » February 3, 2004, 4:06 pm

Do you have any idea what the queers are doing to the soil?

masteen · Post by **masteen** » February 3, 2004, 4:16 pm

Dolphins, giraffes, whatever! It's all a bunch of hippie liberal crap!

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » February 3, 2004, 4:17 pm

I love those imaginary Blue-black tongues.

I want Giraffe pron please.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » February 3, 2004, 4:19 pm

0/3 I, 0/1 C, 3/3 PM, 3/3 M

Vannoth · Post by **Vannoth** » February 3, 2004, 4:24 pm

I thought Drolgin was a Swede...

Post by **Sylvus** » February 3, 2004, 4:27 pm

vannoth's gonna get pillaged by a denmark-viking.

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » February 3, 2004, 4:29 pm

better than being raped by a norwegian ninja-viking I suppose.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » February 3, 2004, 4:31 pm

Drolgin Steingrinder · February 4, 2004, 11:06 pm

oh if it only it were the other way around, that swedes didn't exist and giraffes did...

sadly, that is not the case

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » February 4, 2004, 11:10 pm

Giraffes are swedes when they take their skins off.

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